Bryan's Quiz

Yes everybody that�s right... It�s time for that great fun once again..... Bryan�s Quiz!!!!

***As usuall, this quiz will be written while doped up on medication. However, instead of cough syrup, allergy medication is being used.

****Also, if any of the following reflects things or people you know, it is purely coincidental..... Unless of course it makes you angry or offends you... then I did it on purpose.

Have fun, Bryan

QUESTION # UNO!!!
Do you listen to rap music and actually enjoy it?

2. If yes, please go and listen and kill as many brain cells as possible simply so artists with dumb names like Ice T and Snoop Doggy Dog will not go poor and be forced to live on the street. For goodness sakes!! Don�t our homeless people have it hard enough without being forced to listen to mindless garbage by former rap stars??!!
Sorry..
Done rambling.
If no, two simple words... Thank you.
No there isn�t a question in this one. Get over it!!!

3. What is your most favoritest movie that you�ve seen this year (culture gets you bonus points)?

4. What color is the underwear you�re wearing?

5. Who�s your favorite congressman?

6. How many fingers am I holding up?

7. Quickly.. Think of your favorite CD right now. Just pick one. I don�t care if you like them all. Got it? Okay. Now take the number of tracks on it (hidden tracks don�t count) and add seven to that number. Now subtract six. (Yes that is equivalent to adding one, but it�s more fun this way.) Now find the difference between that number and your age. Got it? Now grab a calculator and multiply your new number by pi (or 3.14). Got it? Now add all of the digits on your calculator screen together. Continue adding digits until you get a single number. Got it? Good for you.

8. How many monkeys will fit into one barrel?

9. What�s the difference between a tissue and a Bengal tiger?

10. Who�s your favorite Monkey??

11. Ready for another number puzzle?

12. Think of the biggest number you can. Now imagine you had that many Twinkies. Now add one to that number. Wow!! That�s one more than the biggest number you could think of!!

13. Who�s you Daddy?

14. What�s your favorite Jeopardy category?

15. Regis or Kathy Lee?

16. What�s your favorite flavor of Jello?

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Now we move from questions to a section quickly named.. uh.. Stuff you have to do.
As many of you know e-mail offers people the opportunity to follow other peoples� directions such as "send this to * people or your crush will hate you, etc. etc." You get the idea. Now I will take advantage of this by forcing you to do the following things. If you do not take part in the following activities, you will develop strange speech patterns, aliens will steal certain socks from your dryer when you aren�t looking, it will rain a lot, and worst of all... you might actually die someday. Besides.. everybody�s doing it. Take the advertising method that works best with you.

1. Take a single hair from your head and place it carefully on your foot. Don�t touch it!

2. Yell the word "penis" as loud as you possibly can and if anyone looks at you, smile and wink.

3. Put your big toe in your mouth.

4. Make a fart noise with your hand.

5. Quickly stand up and sing while trying to remember all of the words and motions to "Head, shoulders, knees and toes."

6. If you have a pet, kiss it on the mouth (except for fish and bugs). If not, go find a mirror and kiss yourself.

7. If you enjoyed the preceding activities sing the "If you�re happy and you know it" song and go through every verse.

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One final question....

    Who is your     ?

*!!!!!* Oh no!!!!! The final question of Bryan�s quiz has been lost and only his friends can help him recover it. To discover what the final question is, find out what the secret password is and reply with all of the questions filled and the password to reveal the final question. Only you can help discover the password and save the planet!
Good Luck!!!!