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8.14.03
It's been brought to my attention that this site has little to no content nowadays. I whole-heartedly apologize to the .5 people and field voles who regular this place. Anyone who has ideas for content, the message board, as always, is here.

Been writing a bit. I suppose that qualifies as content.
Once Upon a Wild Afternoon
Desert Rose
Miss Kuenzie
Applesauce Jam
Velaria

8.04.03
Got back from Alaska, where the wild things are. There aren't many wild things there. Just a bunch of mountains and spruce trees. If you've never seen those before, I will have Alaska pictures up shortly.

If you need to get anything off your chest, like your undying love for me or how tasty barbecued rat is under ideal conditions, the mesage board, as always, is here.

7.14.03
Ladies and gentlemen, Boyd Tinsley on the fiddle. Got out and saw a show last night. It was completely and totally orgasmic.

When they played a slower-more-obscure song, my Lord, the fumes in that building. I could read by all the lighters that fired up. A gentleman behind me came prepared with some impressive hardware. Kept bragging about the hand-blown glass. <insert joke here>

Anyway, if you want to talk about this, or that, or about what an ignorant slut Jane is, the message board as always is here.

And this week's nominee for Ignorant Article of the Week. If you can get all the way through it without blurting out, "YOU MORON!", you can help yourself to a cookie.

Cheers .

7.09.03
You'll never guess what. I actually got a complaint about this site (about the character-picture I had on the index for the past month or so.) Do you realize what this means?
Someone:
1. Came to this site.
2. Paid attention to what was on this site.
3. Cared enough to exert the amount of energy to send me an email.

This is by far the proudest day in the history of Schluey's Site. But I guess it was time for a new facade. This is the Site of a Million Faces.

You just saw Face Number Two:
Navy Blue and Yellow Crap.

The message board, as always, is here.

And, look at the date...
Happy birthday Alphabet!