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DES113OY: k here we go
ROmEO VG: seattle sounds boring yo
SonymolS: jommy doesn't like seattle idea
DES113OY: so top choices r sf
DES113OY: canda
DES113OY: miami
SonymolS: miami
SonymolS: east coast
SonymolS: i sent him our chat
DES113OY: and east coast
SonymolS: he's up to speed
DES113OY: what do you think
DES113OY: noones been 2 sf
DES113OY: so i think it'll be cool
ROmEO VG: sf is better than seattle
SonymolS: u haven't been? i guess u didn't go
when u visited mini
DES113OY: yeah and there is stuff to do
ROmEO VG: but i'm not excisted after ur
last review of that city
SonymolS: seattle is off the table
DES113OY: i did.. but i ended up at the
hospital the whle time
DES113OY: so didnt go newhere
SonymolS: oh right; right
ROmEO VG: hmmmmm
SonymolS: what do u think of pulling miam off
the tablee
ROmEO VG: why do pull miami off?
DES113OY: its hott
SonymolS: too hot and muggy
DES113OY: july
SonymolS: for me miami and sf both ahve
pluses and minues
SonymolS: i am slightly more inclined towards
miami; but i think sf would be fun
ROmEO VG: its going to hot and muggy
everywhere in july
DES113OY: aMIAMI DONT YATHINK
DES113OY: oops
DES113OY: dont mind the caps
DES113OY: acccindent
ROmEO VG: lol lol
ROmEO VG: lol lol lol
SonymolS: dudes; isn't it going to be breezy
breezy near th ecoasts
SonymolS: i thought joemon had a hernia
SonymolS: haha
DES113OY: hot wave
ROmEO VG: LOL LOL LOL
SonymolS: at evening though?
DES113OY: lol
DES113OY: yeah true
ROmEO VG: LOL thats too funny
ROmEO VG: random cap!
SonymolS: whatt's funny?
SonymolS: WHAT'S FUNNY?
DES113OY: the laptop is on a pillow
ROmEO VG: almost like torretes
syndrome
SonymolS: that was not random
DES113OY: and it was slippin sidewaves
DES113OY: ways
DES113OY: waves
DES113OY: lol
ROmEO VG: LOL
ROmEO VG: joemon r u drunk? :-)
DES113OY: no
DES113OY: i j had pizza
DES113OY: lol
ROmEO VG: lol
SonymolS: i just saw capote; it was boring
DES113OY: i havent had alchohol since i was
in iowa
DES113OY: lol
DES113OY: really,
DES113OY: didnt it get awards
SonymolS: i fell asleep; thought it was like 2 in
the morning and it wasn't even midnight
ROmEO VG: this is too funny. I can't stop
laughing about ur random FULL CAPS
SonymolS: u have ADD
DES113OY: hmm
ROmEO VG: its not funny or what!
DES113OY: hmm no
SonymolS: so u have no opinionn about the
situation at hand
SonymolS: we'll have to talk about it next
weekend
SonymolS: hmmm
ROmEO VG: ok lets think
SonymolS: i can't be wasting my last month of
funn
SonymolS: in the USA
ROmEO VG: hmmmmmmm
SonymolS: uh huh
DES113OY: arent u coming back eva
ROmEO VG: what about puerto rico?
DES113OY: lol
DES113OY: yeah rony got some friends there
SonymolS: puerto ricoo woudl be funn
SonymolS: bu ttix too expensive
DES113OY: dominican republic
SonymolS: it's like 600$or something
ROmEO VG: have u looked at the
tickets?
DES113OY: hey y not euope
ROmEO VG: for a weekend?
DES113OY: lets go tahiti
SonymolS: hearr we go againn
DES113OY: lol
SonymolS: too expensiveee
SonymolS: i'm gonan be on indian salary next
year; people
ROmEO VG: mannnnnnnnnn this is what
happens when plans r changed!
DES113OY: awesome
DES113OY: 749 bucks a year
DES113OY: good thing they still sell vada pav
out there sony
DES113OY: lol
SonymolS: no no we are simply reconsidering
miami
DES113OY: yeah thats all
SonymolS: i still like the miami idea
ROmEO VG: lol we will bring clothes and
perfume when we come to visit you :-)
SonymolS: bringing in other possiilties
SonymolS: no don't i will have a list of things i
will need
DES113OY: lol
SonymolS: bring me them
DES113OY: loser
DES113OY: lol
SonymolS: hwateverr
DES113OY: nething from maria groceries lol
SonymolS: what if i do end biharr
DES113OY: miami is 325 for me
SonymolS: like the ass end of a village
somewhere
DES113OY: ooo i would canx out bihar
DES113OY: bihar is bad place
ROmEO VG: I have a idea!
ROmEO VG: lets go to las vegas
DES113OY: even i am uncomfortable wt that
place
SonymolS: las vegas?
SonymolS: ehhhh
DES113OY: its like going to camaroon lol
SonymolS: i'd rather go to miami
DES113OY: hawaiii
SonymolS: wayyy to expensive
ROmEO VG: hmmmmmm
SonymolS: are we back to miami then?
DES113OY: lol
DES113OY: we r going where we havent
been b4
ROmEO VG: why duncha y'all come to
des moines. we all can go out here and
party
SonymolS: i have good feeligns about miami
SonymolS: slapslap concentrate
ROmEO VG: spit on ur face
SonymolS: my lasttt summer before i dieee
SonymolS: i might dieee in india
DES113OY: hmmm
SonymolS: yup
ROmEO VG: awsummmmmmm. I
wonder if they bring ya body back to
des moines
SonymolS: sure
ROmEO VG: do u wanna ur body here?
DES113OY: yeah we can blog this chat as
your last wishes
SonymolS: i wanna be buried hmm...in the
woods
DES113OY: lol
DES113OY: in india or us homey
ROmEO VG: india?
DES113OY: we can find woods everywhere
DES113OY: lol
SonymolS: oh i thought u meant "us homeys"
like we homeys
ROmEO VG: lol yeah thats not gonna
happen. we dun wanna be arrested for
bein serial killer tryin to bury you
SonymolS: whatever; my bhoot will come
back and haunt u both
DES113OY: hmm thats a scary thought
ROmEO VG: ok clear this out!
DES113OY: lol
ROmEO VG: india or us!
SonymolS: clear what out?
DES113OY: bhoot in ur basment
ROmEO VG: answer this question
SonymolS: oh hmm..i think half my both in us
half in india
SonymolS: half my ashes
SonymolS: sprinkle some in bombay and then
in kerala
ROmEO VG: ok god it. u will cremated
and ur ashes spread in india and us
SonymolS: then in iowa and dc
ROmEO VG: damn u gonna be hella
expensive when u die.
SonymolS: then someplace i ave never been;
like greenland
ROmEO VG: flyin all the place spreadin
ur ashes
SonymolS: wellll; that's what i want
ROmEO VG: iight. will tell whoeva needs
to know
DES113OY: yeah
SonymolS: i'm gonna probably take over ur
first child, jommy
SonymolS: like speak through him or her
SonymolS: possession
DES113OY: i want half my body cremated
SonymolS: hahaha
ROmEO VG: awsum. as long it aint me
:-)
DES113OY: and half burried in india
SonymolS: lololol
DES113OY: lol
SonymolS: LOL
DES113OY: can ya do that jomy
ROmEO VG: lol yeah I want to take that
instruction and take to ur parents. I will
probably will be killed
DES113OY: half as in vertically cut
SonymolS: hahaaha
DES113OY: not horizontally
DES113OY: hehe
SonymolS: lol lol lol
SonymolS: i want my hair kept as momentum
SonymolS: momento
DES113OY: lol
SonymolS: each of u should wear a strand
around ur neck
ROmEO VG: lol yeahhhhhhh...both rn't
gonna happen
DES113OY: wat abt u jomy
SonymolS: pass it down to ur children
DES113OY: wat needs to be done with your
butt
SonymolS: i'm serioiusss; or my booth will be
pissed
DES113OY: i am gonna pull ya hair
DES113OY: and send it each grl u been with
DES113OY: lol
ROmEO VG: hmmmmm cremate me and
throw my ashes into garbage
DES113OY: garbage
SonymolS: lol lo lol lol
ROmEO VG: hmmmmmmm yeahhhhhhh
DES113OY: wouldnt it be weird if u get hair n
da mail
DES113OY: n a envelope
ROmEO VG: burial seems so weird
DES113OY: and no explanation
ROmEO VG: man dun do that. I wanna
have some hair b4 my cremation.
SonymolS: cheapest flight to hawaii is 714
DES113OY: loser.. i was j jokin
DES113OY: lol
DES113OY: might as well go 2 india
ROmEO VG: we could go to mexico
ROmEO VG: party ova there
DES113OY: man its only 40 more dolalrs for
me to go to cancun than nyc
DES113OY: lol
ROmEO VG: get crunk
SonymolS: joemon didn't u say u had like
afrined of something
SonymolS: in mexico with a house?
DES113OY: well he is my boss
DES113OY: boss as in ceo
DES113OY: but my boss told me i could rent
his house which is on the beach
DES113OY: 270 a night
SonymolS: how much?
SonymolS: hmm
DES113OY: 5 full size bedroom
DES113OY: queen beds
SonymolS: yeah; but we don't need it if it's just
the 5 of us
DES113OY: beach right infront
DES113OY: yeah true
SonymolS: if baby navesh leena and min
prashant were going; then yeah great deal
SonymolS: where is it though?
DES113OY: rocky point
ROmEO VG: thats in mexico?
SonymolS: is that in mexico?
DES113OY: yes
ROmEO VG: weirdddddd name
DES113OY: yeah
ROmEO VG: is it near the border?
SonymolS: what's the nearest airport or
whatever?
SonymolS: do u know?
ROmEO VG: wait. duncha live right next
to mexico
DES113OY: http://www.puerto-penasco.com/
DES113OY: yeah i can drive there in 4 hrs
DES113OY: to rockypoint
DES113OY: its mexican name is puerto
penasco
SonymolS:
http://www.rockypointonline.com/mexico.ht
m
DES113OY: or that
DES113OY: thats the thing
DES113OY: if you come to phx u can go a lot
of places
DES113OY: mexico -4 hrs
DES113OY: san diego 5.5
DES113OY: la 5.5
DES113OY: vegas 5
SonymolS: okay u know what?
DES113OY: waa
SonymolS: let's just go to miami mann
DES113OY: lol
DES113OY: lemme find cheaper tix first
SonymolS: cheapest tixxx; anddd i've nver
been; anddd we were all excited about idea
DES113OY: its like 340 somethin for me
SonymolS: dudee; that phoenix airport is
expensivee
ROmEO VG:
yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nn
DES113OY: lol
ROmEO VG: that was a fake yawn :-)
DES113OY: but free livin
DES113OY: yeah miami would be cool
ROmEO VG: lets ask Rony. maybe he
has better idea
DES113OY: yeah
SonymolS: i dont' believe he wold
DES113OY: lets go kansas
DES113OY: lol
SonymolS: he wouldd love to go to miami
DES113OY: yeah
SonymolS: anyplace w/ beachh
ROmEO VG: maybe we could go to
cuba...I dont think we can jus fly there.
probably might have to to canada first
DES113OY: i talked to him otherday
SonymolS: oh rally? how?
DES113OY: online
SonymolS: he chats??!!
DES113OY: yeah only with me
SonymolS: ow
SonymolS: wow
DES113OY: we special like that lol
SonymolS: speacial relationhip
DES113OY: he doesnt have aim
ROmEO VG: ask himmmmmmm
ROmEO VG: call him
ROmEO VG: right now
DES113OY: i dont call him man
SonymolS: umm..no
SonymolS: he won't say anything moreeee
DES113OY: i told him abt miami
SonymolS: he'll saymexicoo cuz it's another
country
DES113OY: he siad itwould be nice
DES113OY: but he deosnt think it'l happen
ROmEO VG: ok mexico it is
SonymolS: but mexico place sounds
expensivee
ROmEO VG: lets decided
SonymolS: soo miamii is betterr
DES113OY: he wanted to come with u guys
to phx in june though
SonymolS: we can talk about it next weekend
too
SonymolS: oh he should
ROmEO VG: whats wrong righ tnow
DES113OY: i can find out more abt mexico
SonymolS: is jommy going?
DES113OY: i work with mexicans
SonymolS: haah lol
SonymolS: what's wrong what?
ROmEO VG: hmmmmm
DES113OY: hm/>>???
ROmEO VG: Joemon u dun like
mexicans or what
SonymolS: we aint' gonna decideee
DES113OY: i do
DES113OY: y
ROmEO VG: aiyooooooooooo
DES113OY: i work with 90% mexicans
SonymolS: mexicans are what we get
mistaken for most
ROmEO VG: decide right now
DES113OY: i have meixcan friends
DES113OY: i took spanish
DES113OY: lol
ROmEO VG: what is so wrong with hot
and muggy!
DES113OY: u like the white answers
SonymolS: they are like are global cousins
SonymolS: miami
SonymolS: miami
DES113OY: lol
SonymolS: miami
DES113OY: k miami
SonymolS: i think it'd be cool in the evening
ROmEO VG: July its going to be hot and
muggy in iowa too
DES113OY: yeah
SonymolS: july is a bad month everywere
DES113OY: yeah in phx
DES113OY: ppl take egg and crack it on the
asphalt
DES113OY: lol
SonymolS: oh yeah; i 've heard of that
ROmEO VG: lol lol
SonymolS: we can do that as fun activity #1
when i come in june
DES113OY: umm no lol
DES113OY: yeah n da ghetto neighborhood
DES113OY: lol
SonymolS: hey man; it'd be cool
SonymolS: jommy are u going in june?
SonymolS: i don't think he is
DES113OY: u know i drive thru this
neighborhood.. i found out few weeks ago
its the most ghetto neighborhood
SonymolS: hmm
DES113OY: i drive thru it to get to work
ROmEO VG: june to phoenix??
ROmEO VG: what date is it
SonymolS: ADDDD
ROmEO VG: I was plannin on coming
DES113OY: june 15 i thnk it is
SonymolS: oh really?
DES113OY: america west
SonymolS: i'll fly in june 14th; and stay the
weekend
DES113OY: non stop from dsm to phx
SonymolS: fly back sunday prolly
DES113OY: 3 hr flight
ROmEO VG: Nitin was too but his GF
wont have day off till august
DES113OY: aug is hotttttt man
DES113OY: u walk outside and u gonna b
soakin
DES113OY: lol
SonymolS: hey so wanna hear my underwear
sex worker story?
DES113OY: yeah
SonymolS: so i was doing outreach the other
night; and this sex orker wanted to ride
aroudn the van w/ us; take a break (it was
cold out)
ROmEO VG: yeahhhhhh
SonymolS: which was no problem, it
waskinda fun to talk to her and stuff
SonymolS: boring night
SonymolS: soo i was sitting in the back seat;
and she seats enxt to me; and i noticee that
she ahd no pants on
SonymolS: she's wearing these skimpy ass
underwear
SonymolS: she was high or drunk; so she took
one of the jeans that we gave her; and put it
on
SonymolS: then took it back off; cuz she got
too warm
ROmEO VG: lol lol lol lol
ROmEO VG: thats funny
SonymolS: sooo; there was all this like ass to
seat contact
SonymolS: and i couldn't stop thinking that the
minute she leaves i will have to scoot my butt
over to where she sat
DES113OY: lol
DES113OY: then
SonymolS: it was kinda grosss; i was like
mannn i really don't wanna sit there
DES113OY: yeah i bet
DES113OY: u guys carry jeans
SonymolS: so i said umm..can i move up front
noww
DES113OY: lol
ROmEO VG: lol lol
SonymolS: but i had to like scoot over to
where she was; sooo i endedu seating on
that seat
ROmEO VG: nastyyyyyyyyyy
SonymolS: for like a minutee
DES113OY: hmmm
ROmEO VG: was she hot?
DES113OY: lol
SonymolS: she was normal
DES113OY: did she have all her teeth
SonymolS: she kinda had a big ass though
SonymolS: sure
DES113OY: bad breath
SonymolS: no
DES113OY: bo
SonymolS: she smelled really nice actually
DES113OY: oh
SonymolS: she was really nice
DES113OY: i wonder wat she did b4 she
went down ho
DES113OY: did you ever meet neone very
well eductaed hoeing down ya alley
SonymolS: she has a 17 yr son; she claimed to
have made 700dollars that night
DES113OY: wow
DES113OY: thats as good as phd
DES113OY: doc
DES113OY: i guess
SonymolS: i didn't actually believe her though
DES113OY: yeah
SonymolS: she was on something
DES113OY: rocks
SonymolS: anywayy; this story is wayy funnier
when i tell it in real life
DES113OY: have u met neone who did
something else for living
SonymolS: oh all the time
DES113OY: do u think u would say lol when
u tell us the story
DES113OY: heheh ;o)
SonymolS: really varies; some people do it full
time; some do it now and again to
supplement income
SonymolS: haha soo funnyy
SonymolS: most do it full time though
DES113OY: wat diff careers did they have
SonymolS: low-wage jobs mostly; cashiers;
clerks that office assistants; one was a
supervisor
ROmEO VG: crack hoez
SonymolS: of something i forget
DES113OY: oh yea
SonymolS: mostt do not do drugs
DES113OY: no drs or lawyers
SonymolS: not the ones we meet
ROmEO VG: I think its a good career
move
SonymolS: i'm sure they exisit though
DES113OY: i guess they run escort buisness
ROmEO VG: I have thought about it
DES113OY: lol
ROmEO VG: yeah alot of money
SonymolS: one of these days; i'll hand out
condosm to jommy
DES113OY: jommy u shld male jiglow
DES113OY: lol
SonymolS: i'll be like, here u go, hon..wait.
what? jommmmyyyy???!!
DES113OY: rohan will be like .. my uncle was
a pimp
DES113OY: lol
ROmEO VG: Sony can you help me
round up some of this grls. since they
know you. we can pimp em
SonymolS: umm..
SonymolS: no
DES113OY: sony the middle man
DES113OY: sex slave owner
DES113OY: lol
ROmEO VG: yeah 10 bucks a grl :-)
SonymolS: hahaah
ROmEO VG: lol lol lol
SonymolS: i am pretty much suree they'd kick
ur ass; and u'd cry or something
DES113OY: 10 bucks... lol u think this china
SonymolS: hahaah
DES113OY: lol
ROmEO VG: this conversation is funny
enough that would be on the knees
laughin but online it loses all impact
DES113OY: yeah
SonymolS: yup
SonymolS: okay
ROmEO VG:
OKAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
SonymolS: we are going to miami it's settled
ROmEO VG: ok awsum. done
ROmEO VG: where does reena wanna
go?
DES113OY: okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy
SonymolS: canada
DES113OY: she doesnt care
SonymolS: oh great; let's go to miami then
ROmEO VG: ok miami it is
DES113OY: she mentioned canda cuz its
prob cold
SonymolS: full circle has been achieved
ROmEO VG: where in canada?
DES113OY: i dunno
DES113OY: but miami it is
SonymolS: i wanna get that 200 tix though; so
decide quickly
SonymolS: dude; we have donee canadaa
ROmEO VG: toronto is jus one city
ROmEO VG: we can go to vancover
SonymolS: true
SonymolS: oh that'ss what i was trying to think
off
SonymolS: is vancouver cool?
DES113OY: sure
DES113OY: lol
ROmEO VG: Vancouver is good.
SonymolS: i like the idea of beach though
DES113OY: yeah
DES113OY: we can take small cruises too for
like 15 bucks
SonymolS: 748 for tix
DES113OY: wa
SonymolS: crazyy
DES113OY: for who
DES113OY: where
SonymolS: oh 548
ROmEO VG: we gotta somewhere where
we know people! bcoz we have only
few days. dun have much time to
explore
SonymolS: dc to van
DES113OY: where
SonymolS: yeah; like miami right
DES113OY: ya
SonymolS: 548 is too muchh
DES113OY: where is 548 for
SonymolS: dc to vancouver
DES113OY: ic
ROmEO VG: ok delete
ROmEO VG: maybe we can go to
orlando
ROmEO VG: do the theme parks
SonymolS: from miami?
SonymolS: ehh
ROmEO VG: no fly to orlando
DES113OY: then
SonymolS: i am not into amusement and theme
parks
SonymolS: no let's not
ROmEO VG: we can drive at night to
miami to party and then come back in
the morning
DES113OY: lol
SonymolS: no no
SonymolS: too much trouble
SonymolS: we will never do it
ROmEO VG: universal studio has space
ride and stuff
SonymolS: u jsut wanna see shejin
SonymolS: boringgg
ROmEO VG: she lives in tampa
ROmEO VG: actually
ROmEO VG: gainesville
SonymolS: focusss miamii
ROmEO VG: but even in miami. my friend
dawn is there.
DES113OY: ya
ROmEO VG: our friend
SonymolS: ur friends are alll kidn shady
people
DES113OY: kidn
ROmEO VG: she think Joemon is a
sweet guy. all my friends think he is
very sweet and I'm some kinda brute.
SonymolS: ahaha
DES113OY: wateva
ROmEO VG: seriouslyy
DES113OY: u the ladies man
DES113OY: everyones dream guy
DES113OY: lol
ROmEO VG: yeah is a brute kinda way? I
guess I'm not sweet in anyway
DES113OY: but u sacrifice urself for love lol
SonymolS: u sacrifice urself for love? realllyy?
SonymolS: say moree
DES113OY: 315 for me to go 2 miami
ROmEO VG: not really. i'm shady in love.
SonymolS: slim shady
DES113OY: marshal mathers
DES113OY: urs
ROmEO VG: ok so its miami? JOEMON
TAKE CONTROL. what kinda project
manager r u!
ROmEO VG: decide
DES113OY: miami it is
SonymolS: miiaammiii
ROmEO VG: ok awsum. same date
DES113OY: ill find the cheapest deal for
tickets
DES113OY: yeah
ROmEO VG: awsum. find it for me too
DES113OY: k
SonymolS: okay tell me when u get tix
DES113OY: k
SonymolS: oh if u find cheap tix for me; i'll
take itt
DES113OY: k
SonymolS: remember we are flying in fri;
leaving monday
SonymolS: okay; outta hee
SonymolS: later
ROmEO VG: sony is gay
ROmEO VG: byeeee