You will also know that none of my friends leave their real names on the tag-board...
And finally, you will know that my tag-board is by far and away the most interesting and entertaining part of my site... generating considerably larger amonts of traffic than my fledgling blog...
So, it should make unconditional sense to you all that I am cashing in on this remarkable device...
Inspired by a recent request, I have dedicated this page those 'tags' that have touched us all.
The first one that I have selected for this page is the now (in)famous conversation featuring the original Dr. Love (not to be confused with the recent imposter ala "Doc Luv: in da house...") and Mr. (Not So) Wise Guy... that legendary tag from the stone age of this website that captured the imagination of an online community and started it all...
Mr Wise Guy: The final souring point, was when Rune left Juz for Pakhan. Pakhan, was always a better utopian player than juz, and he simply could not compete
Dr Love: Juz was left fuming, Pakhan had picked Rune, picked her out like a dirty nose, Juz planned his revenge, secretly waiting for the right moment to put his plan into first gear
Mr Wise Guy: He found that in taking up the card game called Magic the Gathering. He hoped that through his gaming skills with cardboard cards, he would be able to win her back
Dr Love: WHen Rune saw those magic cards her eyes lit up, her shoulders got a bit broader, her forehead a bit bigger, and somehow her voice deepened in tone, in a masculine sort of way
Mr Wise Guy: Juz's eyes looked lovingly into Runes and suddenly he realised it was no longer Rune, it was Dave. What followed was nights of passion, fueled with the need for lust.
Dr Love: Mr Wise Guy, I have to correct you again, this man's name is not Dave, but Hotbun, I don't know how you are getting the names mixed up
Mr Not So Wise Guy: I am sorry, Dr Love, once again you are correct. HotBun was the name of his lover. I was thinking of someone else's love affairs
Mr Wise: Dave's real lover was called Mikey. But that my readers is another totally different story
Dr Love: Yes Mr Wise Guy, I think you were mistaken with the love traingle between Mikey, Dave and VicK, for that is a tale of three men, filled with so much passion that it can't be expressed in words
Mr Wise Guy: Hotburn, and Juz are still together at this point in time. You might find them, on Tueday and Thursday outside Room 24 in the Quad from 3:00-4:00, in a compromising position
Dr Love: they cannot help it, Mr Wise Guy, you know that passion between young lovers, sometimes you just want to join right in and start squeezing some flesh
Mr Wise Guy: That is the story of Juz's love life. Next week, we will concentrate on the passionate love triangle between Vick, Mikey and Dave.
Dr Love: Be sure not to miss it, for it is even more twisted than Juz's love life, love coming from all angles, (no pun intended)
Dr Love: so from all of us at the studio, it's goodnight and i'll see you the same time tomorrow