�What do you have there, Potter?�

�Its called Cheese Whiz, Malfoy.�

�It�s obviously a Muggle confectionery.�

It�s good� do you want to try it?�

�What is it?�

�It�s cheese in a can.�

�Cheese. In a can.�

�Is there an echo in the room?�

�Shove it, Potty.�

�Do you want to try it or not?�

�� all right��

�Okay, tilt your head back, like so� and I�ll press the nozzle��

�Po�er! Aht are oou ooing? I�s �etting� everywhere!�

�If you�ll hold on just a minute, I�ll clean you up��

��What are you doing??�

�I�m licking you, Malfoy. I certainly can�t let good cheese go to waste just because your mouth isn�t big enough!�

�My mouth is not�mmph.�

�Mmmmm.�

�Mmmmph� Potter, didn�t your family ever teach you to share?�

�Can you blame me for liking Malfoy-flavored cheese whiz?�

�Well, I certainly can�t fault your palette. Potter-flavored isn�t half-bad either.�

�Malfoy� have you ever had Phish food?�

�Are you equating me with a slimy, scaled, bug-eyed creature? After I complimented you, no less? Honestly!�

�It�s an ice cream, you pure-blooded idiot!�

�I�m not an idiot, Potter.�

�It has chocolate� and marshmallow��

�Oh.�

��and caramel��

�Ohhh.�

�Are you interested?�

��I get to dribble it on you, right?�

�Anything you want, Malfoy.�

�Well, in that case, Potty, lead on. After all, I can�t let it be said that Malfoys aren�t adventurous.�

�Give me a chance, Malfoy, and we�ll see how adventurous you really are.�

Finis.

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