Ok kids, here are a multitude of one sentence review of EVERY FILM I HAVE EVER SEEN with the rating out 4 mondos! If you don't see it, chances are, I'm trying to remember it right now.
The Abyss: underwater oil drillers try to salvage sunken sub, discover something extra terrestrial, THe special edition is a hell of a lot better!2 for the original 4 for the special edition!
Ace Ventura: Very goofy pet detective on tail of missing dolphin, very stupid funny. 3
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls: He's on the trail of white bat in Africa, Animatronic rhino bit is a classic. 2 1/2
Akira: Anime film about young motorcyle gang looking for telekinetic member in futuristic Tokyo. Incredibly animated!4
Aladdin: Young arabian poor boy finds magic lamp, robin williams as genie, very funny.4
Aliens: sole survivor, revived 57 years later, leads attack on critters, neat-o! 3 3/4
Alien3: Ripley revived on prison planet, with alien, visually great but hoo-hum. 2
American History X: ex-skinhead tries to save brother who wants to follow in his past footsteps, modern day Shakespeare. 3 1/2
American Pie: High school senior want to lose their virginity, hilarity ensues. not tooo bad. 3
American Pie 2: The boys, fresh out of their first year of college, rent a house on a lake, hilarity ensues, more of the same. 3
Analyze This: A mobster gets into the life of a shrink in order to get rid of some sudden fears, a riot!4
And Now For Something Completely Different: Monty Python skit movie, hilarious. Wait for the punchline in the restaurant skit!3 Apocalypse Now: Vietnam soldier is charged with hunt for awol colonel, nice intorspetcive war film. 3 1/2
Apollo 13: Title ship damaged on way to moon, earthmen try to save crew, awesome drama! 4
Army Of Darkness: Ash in 1300 ad vs. dedites, 2 versions, Theatrical version has better ending. 4 The Avengers: Two british spies face off against madman with weather changing device, Sean Connery doesn't know how to play bad. 1 1/2
Back To The Future: Young man goes from 1985 to '55, great storytelling. 3 1/2
Back To The Future 2: Marty and Dr. screw time and try to fix it, darker than the first. 3
Back To The Future 3: Marty goes after Dr. in 1890's california, returns to the feel of first. 3 1/4
Batman:(1966) Campy dark Knight vs a motley crew of villians, I'm not a fan off campy, and three words: Bat Shark Repellent.2
Batman: Dark Knight vs. Joker in dark, gothic masterpiece! 3 3/4
Batman & Robin: Batgirl,B & R vs. Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy, funnier than last one.2 1/2
Batman Forever: Batman and Robin vs. Two-Face and Riddler, doesn't know if it wants to be funny or dark.1 1/2
Batman Returns: D.K vs. Penguin and Catwoman, a little lighter than the first.3
Battlefield Earth: year 3000 Earthling rebels against 8 foot tall aliens worried about business, mega bomb of the century and I still have not gotten my money back!-5,674,943
Being John Malkovich: A portal on an odd office floor goes into his head, good start, just got depressed as it reached it's ending. 1 1/2
Big Daddy: Syracuse grad takes in roommates kid, teaches him his way. Immature fun.3 The Big Lebowski: The Duded tries to get back his stolen rug, but ends up getting acught up in kidnapping plot, zany funny. 3
Big Top Pee Wee: circus comes to Pee Wee's farm, Kris Kristofferson looks really bored. 2
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure: Two dudes go back in time to pass history, not bad for it's type.2 1/2
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey: The two are killed, replaced by duplicates, have to fight their way through afterlife and save the day. Gets better every time I see it. 3
Billy Madison: 28 year old rich kid must complete every school grade in two weeks each to get family fortune, Immature fun.3
Blade: Half/man half/vampire hunts bloodsuckers, seeks revenge everytime I see it, I'm remind how awesome it is!4
Blade 2: Now he has to team up with a group of vampire assassins to defeat a breed that feeds on the bloodsuckers, wall to wall action. 3 3/4
The Blues Brothers: Classic musical/comedy of doing the right things by doing the wrong ones!4
Blues Brothers 2000: 18 years later and his brother Jake passed on, Elwood Blues reforms the band and seeks lost musical glory, enjoyable, but the cynicism is missed. 3
Bonnie And Clyde: 30's duo evade law, rob banks, influential for it's time. 3 1/2
Bowfinger: Low budget movie producer films without the main actor knowing he's in the film, What a hilarious movie!<4>
Bram Stoker's Dracula: Coppola's adaptaion of the vampire and those that try to stand in his way of finding his reincarnated lover, very visual. 3 1/2
Braveheart: The Story of William Wallace as he fights to free medieval Scotland, very violent, but if you don't cry during the film, you aren't human.4 Bringing out the Dead: Ambulance Driver meets people from several walks of life in 72 hour shift, dark personal study. 3
The Cannonball Run: Guilty pleasure of cross country auto race, great fight near end. 2 1/2
The Cannonball Run 2: Tries to milk the puppy for all it's worth, more stars don't improve nothin'. 2
Captain America: WWII supersoldier gets thawed out in 1990, seeks old nazi enemy, what a rush job. 1
Casablanca: Rick owns bar, comes across old flame, classic. 3 3/4 Charlie's Angels: They try to protect a businessman from falling into wrong hands, I never got in it for one minute. 1
A Christmas Story: Kid wants bb gun, could shoot eye out in 1940's X-mas, classic.4
Citizen Kane: Look back at dead newspaper man, some say greatest of all time, not me. 2
Clerks: Two counter jockeys try to get through a day that for most is rather meaningless, filled with hilarity. 4 A Clockwork Orange: A "futuristic" Gang member volunteers for experimental treatment after getting caught for murder, very stylized, but then again it was made in '71. 4
The Crow: Man returns from dead to kill his murders...comic book noir masterpiece. 4
Dark City: A man seeks his identity in a mysterious city, one of my favorites.4
Deep Blue Sea: Genetic super sharks wreak havoc on underwater lab, Better than you might expect. 3 Der Kabinet de Dr. Caligari: Man tries to find out secrets behind a sleepwalking killer, my favorite silent film, great art direction. 4
Detroit Rock City: Four high schoolers spend the day and night trying to score KISS tickets, do you think they get them? 2
Deuce Bigelow: Male Giggolo: Title character tries his hand at the profession in order to get new aquarium, wants to spoof the matrix. 1
Die Another Day: James Bond seeks answer to question of who framed him whilest seeking North Korean and his connections, great action. 4
Die Hard: one lonely cop faces a gaggle of Terrorists in L.A. Skyscraper on x-mas eve, the most infleuntial film of the late 80's-early 90's.
Die Hard 2 Die Harder: McClane faces terrorists in Dulles airport on snow bound X-Mas Eve, may be better than first. 4
Die Hard With a Vengeance: McClane must team up with Harlem shop owner to shop NYC bombers, just a little bit of rust, but why quibble? 3 1/2
Dirty Work: Two ne'er do wells create revenge for hire to save dying dad, pretty funny. 3 Dr Seuss's How The Grinch Stole Christmas: Story of Crummungeon who loathes the holiday and tries to steal it away, Jim Carrey-ized version.2 1/2
Dr. Strangelove or how I stopped worrying and love the bomb: Doomsday comedy about bomber mistakingly sent to bomb Moscow, great comedy. 4
Dude, Where's My Car?: Two lunkheads try to find missing automobile while there is many a screwy things going on around, where's the script?2
Edward Scissorhands: A teenage, innocent, scissor-handed "frankenstein" is unleashed on suburbia, nice little parable. 3
Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back: My pick for greatest film ever; Luke and friends try to outwit Empire.4
End of Days: Arnold vs. the Devil. Two words: IT SUCKS.1
Enter The Dragon: Three men go to hidden tournament, find corruption, everybody was kung fu fightin'!3
Escape From LA: Snake must save Prez's daughter in annexed LA, funnier than the first.3
Escape From NY: Former soldier must save pres from prison NYC, nice and dark. 3
Europa, Europa: A young Jewish boy posses as German in WWII, powerful.3 1/2
The Evil Dead: college kids go to cabin, meet up with evil demons, very inventive 3 1/2
Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn: Ash tries to stay alive against demons, owners come and get into the fray, more humor than the last. 3 1/2
Excalibur: The legend of King Arthur, visually exciting.3 3/4
Fantasia 2000: Sequel to the classic film with 7 new segments as well as a classic one, great animation. 3 3/4
Fast Times At Ridegmont High: California teens in a year of high school, "hey bud, let's party!"3
Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Chicago senior skips school, principal hunts him, a personal fav. 4
Flash Gordon: He goes to Mongo to stop evil Ming from destroying Earth, loved it as a kid. 3
Freddy Got Fingered: man vs. idiot, moronic, retarded, ne'er do well son, sporadically funny, but king of the grossouts, worst of 2001.2 1/2
Friday The 13 Part VII: The New Blood: Psychic chick goes up against unstoppable dead man, nothing you haven't seen before. 2 Full Metal Jacket:Marines train and go off to war in Vietnam and witness it's brutality, shocking at times. 3 3/4
The Gauntlet: LA cop must get hooker to Las Vegas Courthouse, with mob and police trying to stop them, great. 3 1/2.
Ghostbusters: 3 scientists vs. spooks, can you say classic?4
Ghostbusters 2: they return for more, not as good, but not bad.3
Ghost In The Shell: Anime movie about future Hong Kong cyber cops looking for "Puppet Master". Involving and violent. 3
Gladiator: Roman general turned slave returns to rome as title character, seems like a braveheart rip. 2 1/2.
Glory: The story of the 54 regiment of black soldier in the Civil war, on eof the best war film sever made.4
Godzilla(1998): Big Giant iguana makes New York it's home, not an engine of destruction. 2 1/2
Godzilla, King Of The Monsters: Big giant reptile destroys Tokyo, enough said!3
Godzilla vs. Biollante:The big g vs a giant plant, hey what do you want, Shakespeare? 21/2
Godzilla vs. Mothra:The Battle For Earth: Big g vs. giant Moth, a little plotty. 2 1/2
Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla: The big g and Little Godzilla fight part godzilla, part "superman spaceship", not bad. 3
Godzilla vs. Destroyah: The big g is VERY nuclear and fights a oxygen sucking crab-like monster, probably the best of the 1990's. 3
Godzilla 1984: He's back and ready to take out Tokyo, not bad. 2 1/2 Godzilla 2000: He goes up against UFO trying to clone him, business as usual. 2 1/2
GoldenEye: 007 seeks stolen nuke device, vs. thought dead comrade Brosnan's first. 4
Goldfinger: 007 vs. title villian who wants Fort Knox. classic. 4
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly: Three men try to find a heap of gold during the Civil War, high western adventure. 3 1/2
Goodfellas: The story of mob weasal Henry Hill and the mob, Haven't seen it all, but each time, I see a little more. 4
Grease: 1950's gang member loves Aussie shy girl, what needs to be said? 3
Grease 2: 1960's english exchanger loves pink lady, she loves daredevil motorcyclist, NOBODY CARES! 1 The Green Mile: 1930's death row inmate has amazing healing powers, but did he do the crime, involving, heartbreaking. 3 3/4
Hamlet(1946): Lawrence Olivier plays the dane in black and white, dark and moody. 3
Hamlet(1990): Mel Gibson plays the troubled dane, straight forward 3
Hamlet (1996): Kenneth Branagh IS the troubled dane in a wonderful, powerful 4 hour version. 4
Happy Gilmore: Angry, violent, wannabe hockey player discovers super long drive, goes on golf tour for grandma, Hilarious.3
Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone: A boy discovers he's a wizard and spends first year in wizards school, along the way has to solve mystery of who is trying to kill him, grand entertainment. 4
Harry Potter and The Chamber Of Secrets: Year two finds young Mr. Potter trying to find the one who opened the mysterious (maybe non-existenial)room responsible for long ago deaths, a little darker than the first, but no less good. 4
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka: take off of '70's black movies finds young war hero return home to fight white mr. Big, extremely funny. 3
Independence Day: aliens in huge ships destroy Earth's cities, impressive effects, borrowed story but a fav. 4
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: Indy looks for lost dad and the Holy Grail, brings the fun of the original back. 4
Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom: prequel involving Indy and indian temple, a hair on the graphic side and occult. 3 1/2
The Iron Giant: 50 foot tall amneisic robot befriends young boy in 1958 Maine, the best cartoon ever!4
It's A Wonderful Life: it sure is for suicidal man who sees he's needed, uplifting.4
Jackie Chan's First Strike: Jackie as an agent trying to solve mystery, great stunt work. 3
Jackie Chan's Who Am I?: He loses his memory and people are out to get him, great fun. 3
Jaws: Great white shark eats people, chief hunts it, you know it.4
Jaws 2: A new great white shark is back, and the chief has to put it down again, not bad.3
Jaws:The Revenge: Brody's wife seems to believe that a great white is killing specific members of her family, um...ok.1
Jurassic Park: Cloned dinos run amuck in theme park, state-of-the art, scary. 3 3/4
Jurassic Park 3: Dr. Grant gets duped into helping couple see dino inhabited island, learns alterial motive that puts them all in danger, exciting, but no climax. 3 The Last Boy Scout: PI and former quaterback try to solve murder, not bad action film. 3 The Last Starfighter: Teen beats video game, not realizing it's alien recruitment tool and goes to space, decent Star Wars rip-off. 3
Lethal Weapon: Family man cop is forced to team with suicidal one, take down drug kingpin,Classic.4
Lethal Weapon 2: Riggs and Murtaugh must protect witness from murderous South African diplomats, a neat-o twist and humor.4
Lethal Weapon 3: The boys and a chick from IA must stop a former cop, now gun runner who now deals with armor peircing ammo, not as perfect as the others, but why complain? 3 1/2
Lethal Weapon 4: Riggs, Murtaugh try to get medival on a Chinese Slavery ring, you can't help but love the guys, but the script is on autopilot.3
The Lion King: Young lion cub runs away, blames himself for father's death, very good cartoon a personal fav. 4
Little Nicky: Loving son of Satan must find wayward brothers to save dad and Hell, nice but not as funny Mr. Sandler's others. 2 1/2
The Living Daylights: Bond seeks KGB defector, nice, tense, suspenseful, 3
The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring: Various mebers of the races of middle earth band together to destroy ring of supreme evil, the best film I have ever seen.4
The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers: Frodo and sam get help from mysterious Gollum, Merry and Pippin encounter Treebeard, and Aragorn and the two encounter reincarnated Gandalf and fight fot the race of man in Helm's deep, second best film.4
The Lost World: Jurassic Park: Dinos still alive on different island, great suspense. 3 3/4
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome: The nomad tries to get his camels back, ends up in a fight to the death, exiled, meets a land of lost kids....dare I go on? 2 1/2
M*A*S*H*:Doctors in Korea war abuse bureacracy, hilarious. 4
The Mask: Man find magic mask and becomes human cartoon, great effects.3
The Matrix: A man finds his life, world is a lie, rages aginst it, who don't you know that doesn't love this kick ass film? 4
Me, Myself, and Irene: A man has to fight his split personality for a woman he is charged to escort for extradition, zany farrelly bros fun. 3
Mission: Impossible: Spy on the lam tries to find mole who framed him, a personal fav. 3 3/4
Mission: Impossible 2: Now he tries to stop a super flu and rogue agent, awesome action but can do without the love story.3 1/2
Mo' Money: Two young men in credit card scam, so what? 2
Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Horseless Arthur and knights seek the grail, so funny you could plotz!4
Moonraker: 007 vs. mad man in space, star wars rip, but beginning stunts incredible. 2 1/2 Mortal Kombat: three earthlings enter kung fu tournament with earth hanging in balance, nice adrenaline pumping action. 3
Mortal Kombat Annhilation: The baddies decide to join outworld and Earth after losing anyways, good guys try to right things, dumbed down compared to first.
The Mummy: He's trying to resurrect lost love, Bredan Fraser tries to stop him, likeably goofy. 3
The Mummy Returns: good vs evil again, and trying to stop resurrecting Scorpion King, lite Indiana Jones. 3
National Lampoon's Animal House: The Zany, rowdy Deltas vs Dean Wormer and society, classic all over!4
National Lampoon's Christmas vacation: Grisawlds + christmas= high jinks, but tame compared to first two.3
National Lampoon's Senior Trip: High school class of rejects goes to DC as pans for new education initiative, ok.2
National Lampoon's Vacation: Griswald family trek to Wallyworld, havoc ensues, all right.
A Nightmare on Elm Street: A dead killer kills kids through dreams, clever.3
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge: new kid, possessed by Freddy, scary, 3
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors: kids in mental ward fight Freddy in dream world, alright, I guess 2 1/2
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master: Freddy seeks new victims, uses psychic girl, look kids, sense of humor! 3
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child: Freddy tries to get reborn through chick's baby, humor is still there. 2 1/2
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare: Freddy, having killed all the kids has no reason be so, so long lost daughter(?) and friends come to town, now it's just getting boring, But Alice Cooper is his daddy! 2 1/2 Nothing But Trouble: Speeders get caught in very odd town run by insane judge, title does not lie. 1
Octopussy: Bond and title chick try to stop nuclear bomb. same old same old. 3
The Omega Man: Man fights mutants in apocalyptic city, suspenseful.3
Operation Condor: Jackie Chan looks for treasure, great stunts 3
Pee Wee's Big Adventure: Man-child tries to find stolen bicycle across country, lunacy abounds "I know you are". 3
Philadelphia: AIDS infected lawyer gets rival lawyer to defend him in lawsuit against law firm that wrongfully fired him, sad, but extremely touching. 3 1/2
Pink Floyd's The Wall: A rock star is driven mad by psychological walls he has built over the years, great trip into a tortured soul. 4
Pitch Black: A crash landing on a distant planet turns into an efoort to survive an alien speicies that resurfaces every 39 years, suspensful. 3
Planet of the Apes: (1968) Maroned astronaut tries to prove to simian planet that he is intelligent, ending will never be forgotten.3
Planet of The Apes: (2001) Marooned astronaut tries to fight oppressive ape rulers seeking, ending tries to be just as shocking, almost is. 2 1/2
Pleasantville: 1990's teens get transported into 1950's tv show, and try to change their surroundings, nice social context. 4
Police Academy: Misfits get into academy, highjinks ensue. Not too bad. 2 3/4
Police Academy 2 :Their First Assignment: The misfits are assigned to bad neighborhood precient, goofy.2 1/2
Police Academy 3: Back In Training: They go back to the academy to help save it, more of the same, but toned down. 2 1/2
Police Academy 4 :Citizens On Patrol: The comandant decides to form a citizens watch, now they're just doing these roles in their sleep. 2
Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach: Lassard is being honored in said city, group follows, Mahoney is missed.1 3/4
Police Academy 6: City Under Seige: The city is under the grip of an underground crime sydicate, the misfits try to stop it, not the best but not the worst.2 Princess Mononoke: Young man tries out why boar went evil and attacked him in far land, runs into war over environment, great animated, great story. 3 7/8
The Punisher: Frank Castle fights the mob and Yakuza, most people don't like it, but I liked it's straight forward bare bones approach.3
Raiders of the Lost Ark: Archaeologist Indiana Jones vs. Nazis for Lost Ark of Convenent, THE ACTION MOVIE!4
Reservoir Dogs: Bank robbers try to figure out how their hist went wrong and who is the mole in the group, unforgetable. 4
Star Wars Episode 6 Return of the Jedi: I HATE EWOKS, everyone tries to shut down the empire.3 1/2
Road Trip: College guys go on trip from Ithaca to Austin to get revealing tape, decent time passer. 3 The Road Warrior: Mad Max tries to protect a small refinery as evil outlaws try to seize it for themselves, never, ever been a post apocalyptic film like it since. 4
Robin Hood: Disney cartoon with fox as hood, don't mind passing the time with it, but not really important. 2 1/2
Robin Hood: Men In Tights: Mel Brooks takes aim at legend, but not as funny as it should be. 2 1/2.
Robin Hood:Prince of Theives: He fights to free England from Sheriff of Nottingham, exciting action. 3
RoboCop: Gunned-down cop brought back to live as super cyborg, most impressive comic esque! 4
RoboCop 2: part man machine fights druglord as man and machine, big deal 2
Robocop 3: This time he fights the company that created him as they try to destroy old detriot, just down the middle. 2
Rumble In The Bronx: A Chinese man comes to US, fights gang and gangsters, grest stunts and funny. 3
The Running Man: Future man runs for life in sadistic game show, usual Arnold luniness.3
Santa Claus The movie: How he came to be and an underappreciative elf who takes magic and main streams it, hooky. 2
The Santa Clause: Big Red falls off man's roof, he puts on suit, completes journey, learns what the clause is, cute. 3
Shrek: Fairy tale ogre seeks princess so he can get exiled chgaracters off his swamp, clever and funny. 4
Soylent Green: 2025 New York cop seeks killer to high society discovers secret that killed him, great dystopian fantasy. 3 1/2
Spaceballs: Sci-fi sendup sees motley crew vs. Dark Helmet, toss up. 2 3/4
Space Cowboys: 4 senior citizens must go into orit to stop staellite with nuke capabilites from crashing, harmless fun. 3 Speed: Swat officer must keep bus above 50 mph or die by madman's bomb, pure adrenaline. 4
Spider-Man: Peter Parker gets powers after he's bit by genetically altered spider, tries to romance MJ, fights Green Goblin, faily accurate adpataion. 4
The Spy Who Loved Me: James Bond and female Russian agent seek missing nuclear subs, nobody does it better. 3 1/4
Star Trek: The Motion Picture: The cast spends most of the picture watching the special effects. 1 1/2
Star Trek 2: The Enterprise vs. old nemesis Khan, pretty tense. 3 1/2
Star Trek 3: The crew violates orders to find Spock, it's alright not spectacular. 3
Star Trek 4: The crew travel back to 1986 to find extinct whales, surprisingly funny. 3 3/4
Star Trek 5: The crew vs. Vulcan wacko who is Spock's brother. in the middle. 2 1/4
Star Trek 6: The crew tries to stop intergalactic conspiracy against peace. 3
Star Trek Generations: The Next generation's first as Kirk and Picard try to stop a madman from destroying a system, good compared to most of the rest. 3 1/4
Star Trek First Contact: THE BEST! The crew vs. the borg in mid 21 century, tense and humorous moments. 4
Star Trek Insurrection: The crew decides to protect inhabitants of an eternal youth planet from the federation, good not the best. 3
Star Trek Nemesis: Picard and crew face a younger clone of him who wants to take over the quadrant, almost a scene for scene remake of "Wrath Of Khan". 2 1/2
Star Wars Episode 4: A new Hope: Motley crew tries to save captured princess, you know what it is!4
Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace: Two Jedi Knights try to protect a Queen whose planet is under siege, didn't like it the first time I saw it, but did afterwards.3
Star Wars: Episode II: Attack Of The Clones: 10 years later, Obi-Wan looks for an assassin, whilest Anakin tries to guard Padme all the while a rogue Jedi tries to get many systems to revolt against the Republic, better than the first, 3 3/4
Supercop: Hong Kong cop vs chinese sindicate, stunts as usual. 3
Superman: Origin and adventure of The Man of Steel, My pick for favorite movie!4
Superman 2: Supes vs. three supervillians, breaks the mold.4
Superman 3: Supes vs....himself??????and video game?????????????????? as bad as it gets. 1
Superman 4: The Quest For Peace: Supes destroys all nukes vs. Nuke man, bad effects, bad all together. 1
Super Troopers: Vermont State Troopers screw around on the job whilest looking for dope runners, better than expected.3
The Sword In the Stone: Boring Disney cartoon about young King arthur, sleep inducing. 1 10 things I hate About you: A rebel gets paid to covince a spiteful girl to date so her younger sister will be allowed, does Shakespeare respect. 3
The Terminator: Future cyborg seeks present day woman to stop future uprising, thrilling action. 3
Terminator 2:Judgement Day: Two terminators come back :one good and bad seek young boy, WOW!4
Tezuka Osama's Metropois: Anime telling of a city ruled by men, but with robot workers underground, great animated. 3 1/2
Three Kings: Gulf warriors try to find Iraqi gold. well written and funny. 3 1/2
Tommorrow Never Dies: Bond vs. evil multi-media owner trying to start WWIII, exciting ain't the word! 4
Tommy Boy: Young man tries to save dead father's factory, funny.3
Toy Story: Cowboy doll is jealous of new action figure who thinks he's a man, both are lost, impressive computer animation film! 4
True Lies: Arnold goes James Bond....with a family, and kicks terrorist ass! 3 1/4
Unbreakable: Man tries to find out why he survived train wreck, told fantastic reason, the best film of 2000! 4 Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust: The anime character hunts after a vampire who kidnapped a girl, but is he a bad guy, beautifully animated. 3 1/2
The Warriors: Coney Island gang tries to make it back to their turf after wrongfully blamed for death of anarchist, resulting in city of gangs trying to kill them, great urban fantasy. 3 3/4
The Waterboy: Title character becomes super tackler when enraged, helps loser team. GATERADE, GATERADE. 3
The Wedding Singer: Dumped title guy likes engaged girl in 1985, has heart 3
Wes Craven's New Nightmare: Freddy tries to get into the real world.....whoopdy do. 2
The Whole Nine Yards: A hit man moves next door to an excitable dentist, people try to kill the two, alright in the middle me thinks. 2 3/4
The World Is Not Enough: Bond tries to figure out oil magnet murder and sabotague, a little bit less than the last two. 3
The Wrong Guys: 4 former boy scouts (3/4 played by comics)reunite for camping trip, to be cahsed by escaped felons, deliverence for idiots and tots. 1
The X-Files: Fight the Future: Mulder, Scully try to figure out Dallas building bombing, exciting alien plot. 3 1/2.
X-Men: Mutants try to stop bad ones from destroying world leaders, serious comic book movie. 3 1/2
Yellow Submarine: Cartoon Beatles try to save Pepperland from blue meanies, what a trip. 4
You Only Live Twice: Bond in japan seeks Blofeld, spectacular. 3 1/2 Zoolander: Two male models have rivalry then try to fight conspiracy to kill Malaysian president, cute. 3 The main page
