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1.    NAME: Schaggy "SchaggyC" C
2.    NICKNAME(S): SchaggyC for short
3.    SEX: Manly
4.    AGE: 50 and in 2000 I'll be 2261 <-----
5.    BIRTHDAY: Veintiuno de julio     mil noveciento setenta y ocho
6.    HEIGHT: It's not the height, but the width that counts
7.    LOCATION: Never in the same place twice, like lightnin'
8.    EYE COLOR: I'm colorblind
9.    HAIR COLOR: brownish-brown
10. STRAIGHT, GAY, OR BI BI? Straight as an arrow, and twice as long but when I leave I go bi bi
11. WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE? Stupid, fat, and ugly, with long hair
12. ARE YOU A VIRGIN? Read above, and take a guess, asshole
13. BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND: YEAH!! LOTS!!!!
14. FAVORITE RELATIVES: Nephews
15. FAVORITE ANIMALS: The pteradactal from Transformers, if he doesn't count, the monkey I saw blow
       bubbles was pretty cool (I think his name was michael)
16. WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER MOST ABOUT THIS YEAR? see above
17. MEMORY YOU MISS THE MOST: I forget
18. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OUIJA BOARDS? I think they could have picked a better name, like
       Monopoly 2
19. GUYS WITH OR WITHOUT HATS: Men Without Hats - We can Dance if we want to.........
20. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, GIRLS, WITH OR WITHOUT NAIL POLISH: maybe
21. FAVORITE TV SHOWS: I don't watch TV and that makes me smarter than you
22. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSEPAD? I don't know, but it left a stain
23. FAVORITE CONCERT YOU'VE BEEN TO: Rob Zombie, Tea party is a very close second though
24. DO YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF: no, I'm just a myth like Nat King Cole
25. SCHOOL: no, no   sPool.......with a p......sPool
26. FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Thumb War
27. FAVORITE MAGAZINE: I can't read
28. FAVORITE SONG: Transformers Theme Song      Transformers - More than meets the eye -
      Transformers - Robots in disguise
29. FAVORITE COLORS: Not yellow.
30. FAVORITE BREAKFAST CEREAL: Basic 4
31. FAVORITE FRUIT: She's my cherry pie, put a smile on your face ten miles wide, look so good make a
      grown man cry, Sweet cherry pie. and Kiwis
32. FAVORITE DRINK: Hot, creamy......uh........strawberry lemonade a la Krazy Bird
33. FAVORITE CIGARETTE: Laramies Jr.
34. FAVORITE SOUND: I know it's cheesy but the sound of a child crying
35. FAVORITE SMELL: Whatever that is in the back of my car........mmmmm
47. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DIE: Yeah, but then Jesus told me that I was
       immortal
48. PEN OR PENCIL: I can't see it from here
49. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE U ANSWER THE PHONE: Depends if it's for me or not
50. FUTURE SON NAMES: Why? oh god! are you pregnant?
51. FUTURE DAUGHTER NAMES: shit, twins?
52. ARE YOU A GOOD FRIEND? Yeah I am, I''m the best friend money can buy
53. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla because Chocolate doesn't taste the same as vanilla - yeah I noticed
       that too
54. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? Not with you
55. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Stuffed? No
56. THUNDERSTORMS? nope, just rainin'
57. IF U COULD MEET ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD, WHO WOULD IT BE? That guy
58. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? um......the label says fruit of the loom
59. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED? Hats, and lots of 'em
60. BOXERS OR BRIEFS? Leopard skin thong actually
61. DO YOU EAT STEMS OF BROCCOLI? only on accident
62. GUYS - IF A GIRL ASKED YOU FOR THE SHIRT ON YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER?
    Yeah, I would give it to her, I would leave my shirt on though
63. GIRLS - WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? If it went with my skirt
64. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY OCCUPATION WHEN YOU GET OLDER, WHAT WOULDIT BE: Fluffer
65. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ONE COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Brown
66. IF YOU COULD GET A TATTOO, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A battleship on my back, with depth charges
      dropping into the crack
67. IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOURSELF WHAT WOULD IT BE? me
68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BRAND OF GUM? Bazooka Joe cus its gots the bestest comics
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE? "Jesus! THAT HURTS!" - Our Lord and Savior
70. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? ........... Is that a rabbit over there?
71. WHAT'S ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Remember in Happiness, when the guy is on the phone?
72. IS THE GLASS HALF-EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Hey! Is that Kool-Aid?
73. PICK A SONG THAT DESCRIBES YOURSELF OR THAT YOU CAN RELATE TO:
      Hands shoulders knees and toes & Fuck with a Knife by Cannibal Corpse
74. WHICH DO YOU PREFER - COOL RANCH OR CHEESE DORITOS? Cool, too cool
75. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR SNAPPLE? Urine Iced Tea