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NAME: Schaggy "Kareem 'Abdul' Jabar" C
AGE: 20
SEX: All man...except for my breasts......and vagina
HOME (currently): West Coast
HOME (summer): South Beach
HEIGHT: 4' 20"
EYE COLOR: I don't understand this question
HAIR COLOR & STYLE: Long and brown, like yo mama
FAVORITE RELATIVE (S): the young ones
FAVORITE FOOD(S): Whippets
BEST TIME OF YEAR: Time travels in circles, and I like the bottom
WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER MOST ABOUT THIS PAST YEAR? Watching TV 'n stuff
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Hard-Core Midget Porno and a mouse
ARE YOU ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET? It depends if I'm looking for Hard-core midget porn
DO YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF? It depends if I'm lying...or am I?
FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Ladderz 'n shitz
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Anything with Britney Spears or up-close beaver shots......you know like National Geographic... ... ... ... (Native girls are hot!)
FAVORITE DRINK: Anything that stains
FAVORITE SOUND: The sound of a gentle breeze blowing in my ear. It reminds me of the summer I met her. We fell in love right away. We used to go and lay in the meadows and hold each other all day and talk into the
night. We would stare at the stars and keep each other warm, what we had was very special. I'll never forget the sound of the gentle breeze as I fucked her rotten.
FAVORITE SMELL: burnt milk
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: we'll just call them "Grooming Accidents"
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Dipping my balls in it
FAVORITE THING(S) TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: The shush, the bad
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: The Simpson's-you can't get songs better'n this!
FAVORITE RECORDING ARTIST(S): Cinderella, Ratt, Britney Spears, Cannibal Corpse, and the new David Lee Roth
WHAT TYPES OF BOOKS DO YOU READ? I can't even look at the pictures
FAVORITE AUTHOR: SHOOT YOUR BOOK
WHERE DO SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS: going to the free clinic
THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING?: I'M GOING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE TODAY BEACAUSE I'M SMART BEAUTIFUL AND GOSH-DARNIT PEOPLE LIKE ME!!!
ARE YOU RELIGIOUS?: Does it matter? If there is no god then there's no problem, if there is a god I'm already fucked.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: I don't think this is really about me is it?
ROLLER COASTERS ~ DEADLY OR EXCITING?: My grandfather died on one and I was never so excited in my life...
PEN OR PENCIL?: That's a pen...That's a duck...That's a house...That's a cat...That's my father hitting me...That's a chair...That's a lake...No Dad, stop...
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? That's what my secretary is for...that and getting me more white out.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Sweet Chocolate love pudding
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? I like to drive real fast and yell shit a lot.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? Stuffed? No. But I do sleep with a pillow...and when I say sleep I mean fucking
THUNDERSTORMS ~ COOL OR SCARY? Scary, but in a cool "cus I'm not scared" kinda way
SINCE YOU BECAME AN ADULT, HAVE YOU EVER MADE SNOW ANGELS? No, I make REAL angels out of wood that I find. They talk and they got wheels and stuff.
GONE SLEDDING? No, Out to Lunch
STUCK OUT YOUR TONGUE TO CATCH A SNOWFLAKE? I just stick out my tongue if I get a snowflake its not my fault; BLAME GOD
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Dead, This is just going by the name alone for I have never heard of either of these two people...I hope its a chick though
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Malignant Growth
WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED? Band-Aids and KY Jelly
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Yes, because I know where those stems have been.
IF A FRIEND ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TOHIM/HER?: Okay, but you owe me a handjob
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Kiss cover band
DID YOU SERVE IN THE MILITARY? Yes, I took shrapnel in Nam when a grenade went off in my helmet
IF SO, WHAT BRANCH? Air Force
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Black, then I would sit in the dark and listen to the Cure
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? It would be a vortex on my belly and then I would jiggle my belly "You don't need to see his identification..."
WOULD YOU GET A BODY PART OTHER THAN YOUR EARS PIERCED? I would get my wrists pierced
IF SO, WHERE WOULD IT BE? oh I don't know....
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF GUM?: Love bubble
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? No, but I walked around outside for awile, and hung out. Then I looked in the window and saw people doin it.