Canthismansaveus

~What's your name? Schaggy "Allen" C

~Have you ever....
~drank alcohol? like a fish....pirahna are cool ARR!
~broken the law? um....No?
~ran away from home? yes and I never went back. I have a new family now
~broken a bone? yeah....he won't bug me again
~cheated on a test? I wasn't cheating. I was rewriting it in my own words.
~played strip poker? Poker? poker...poker....POKER! <ouch!> TED POKER?
~skinny dipped? I've fat dipped. oooh wait I skippy dipped too.

~Do you believe in....
~love at first sight? ask the blind man. I told him, and swore I would never tell anyone else.
~luck? NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
~God? Yes, he tells me to burn things.
~aliens? like you don't know. I know what's really going on here.
~horoscopes? they're like telescopes only you can fuck em for money
~Ghosts? yeah they got square eyes and fly in my room at night and eat tin cans and stuff
~heaven? I can't tell you or it won't come true
~hell? I only beleive in doggy hell.
~yourself? I did until Christmas morning when I was five. I pulled off my beard and found out I was just a guy in a suit.

~Coke or pepsi? I like mountain dew. It has a more jaunty tang.
~oranges or apples? I try not to compare the two
~one pillow or two? OH MY GOD! I got the coolest pillow. It's all black and velvety and has a leopard stripe around the side. And it doesn't reject me like my other furniture.
~deaf or blind? what? HA! get it? it's like I couldn't hear cus I'm deaf. you know because I can't hear....so I said "WHAT?" get it?
~pools or hot tubs? pools cus they're big and everyone knows that bigger means better. my mom's awesome.
~ blondes or brunettes? redheads. FIRE!
~Tall or short? fat
~TV or radio? TV is my only real friend

Whats...
~your bedroom like? it like a palace of love only different.
~your biggest fear? that people can tell what I'm really thinking about or giants, they're really big
~your family like? they're like midgets only bigger, lots. and they're heads aren't disporportionate to the rest of they're bodies. and they travel in little boxes with wheels
~fave' thing for breakfast? stuff, I eat stuff
~fave' thing for lunch? food and the like
~fave' thing for dinner? you know, I don't have to tell you
~the best thing that happened to you today? It has yet to occur

About the opposite sex...
~Hair--curly or straight? something in between. and defies gravity
~Hair--long or short? shoulder length or shorter or not maybe
~Honesty? I like someone who constantly lies to me that way I can always be unsure of myself and her.
~What kind of things do you find romantic? pornography, blackmail, meaningless sex, unwashed hands, clamps, and tight underwear

When was the last time...
~you watched bambi? last night at Deja Vu.
~took a shower? I don't take showers, they wash away the dirt
~cried? everyday. I read pornography and cry.
~got a real letter? Now that I think of it, I don't ever remember getting a real letter. Wow that makes me feel good.
~your most prized ; important possession? material posession? my horoscope
~the worst song you've ever heard? lyric wise the the rush song about the trees.
~the most embarrassing CD in your collection? people give me shit for Whoomp there it is but I stand by it.

What do you think about....
~Abortion? you know, I given it a lot of thought, and I like the spelling foetus better than fetus.
~Bill Clinton? quite the ladies man
~Hanson? too old for my tastes
~Backstreet Boys? hardcore!
~Football? it should have a different name like baseball 2.