On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me; 1 shot of vodka, as we smoked up under the tree.

On the 2nd day of Xmas my true love gave to me; 2 thirty packs, 1 shot of vodka, as we smoked up under the tree.

On the 3rd day of Xmas my true love gave to me; 3 Jell-O shots, 2thirty packs, 1 shot of vodka, as we smoked up under the tree.

On the 4th day of Xmas my true love gave to me; 4 Bacardi Breezers, 3 Jell-O shots, 2 thirty packs, 1 shot of vodka, as we smoked up under the tree.

On the 5th day of Xmas my true love gave to me; 5 BAGS OF WEED, 4 Bacardi Breezers, 3 Jell-O shots, 2 thirty packs, 1 shot of vodka, as we smoked up under the tree.

On the 6th day of Xmas my true love gave to me; 6 Kaluha Mudslides, 5 BAGS OF WEED, 4 Bacardi Breezers, 3 Jell-O shots, 2 thirty packs, 1 shot of vodka, as we smoked up under the tree.

On the 7th day of Xmas my true love gave to me; 7 Strawberry Daiquiris,6 Kaluha Mudslides, 5 BAGS OF WEED, 4 Bacardi Breezers, 3 Jell-O shots,2 thirty packs, 1 shot of vodka, as we smoked up under the tree.

On the 8th day of Xmas my true love gave to me; 8 Ghetto 40s, 7 Strawberry Daiquiris, 6 Kaluha Mudslides, 5 BAGS OF WEED, 4 Bacardi Breezers, 3 Jell-O shots, 2 thirty packs, 1 shot of vodka, as we smoked up under thetree.

On the 9th day of Xmas my true love gave to me; 9 PILLS OF E, 8 Ghetto 40s, 7 Strawberry Daiquiris, 6 Kaluha Mudslides, 5 BAGS OF WEED, 4 Bacardi Breezers, 3 Jell-O shots, 2 thirty packs, 1 shot of vodka, as we smoked up underthe tree.

On the 10th day of Xmas my true love gave to me; 10 beer bong hits, 9 PILLS OF E, 8 Ghetto 40s, 7 Strawberry Daiquiris, 6 Kaluha Mudslides, 5 BAGS OF WEED, 4 Bacardi Breezers, 3 Jell-O shots, 2 thirty packs, 1 shot of vodka,as we smoked up under the tree.

On the 11th day of Xmas my true love gave to me; 11 alcoholics, 10 beerbong hits, 9 PILLS OF E, 8 Ghetto 40s, 7 Strawberry Daiquiris, 6 Kaluha Mudslides, 5 BAGS OF WEED, 4 Bacardi Breezers, 3 Jell-O shots, 2 thirty packs, 1 shot of vodka, as we smoked up under the tree.

On the 12th day of Xmas my true love SENT me to a rehab facility WITH, 11 alcoholics, 10 beer bong hits, 9 PILLS OF E, 8 Ghetto 40s, 7 Strawberry Daiquiris, 6 Kaluha Mudslides, 5 BAGS OF WEED, 4 Bacardi Breezers, 3 Jell-O shots, 2 thirty packs, 1 shot of vodka, as we smoked up under the tree.