PRESENTING............drum roll please.........
MY WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, UNIQUE FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



My Parents:Dada & Mama
They're all excited cus they just got back from the 'Lion King' musical on 'New Broadway', here in New Mexico. Aren't they silly! I love them so much



Uncle Filbert
This is my Uncle Filbert. He is making this face because I pissed in his drink. And after that he was never the same. Fucking Bastard! That's what you get for drinking too much and trying to mess w/ Mikey. He chose the wrong Mikey to mess wit' let me tell you



Grandma Pruney
Peters
Yup, this is my infamous streaking Grandma Pruney Peters. Here she is, topless as usual, on the beach,.



My Brother Fatrick
This is my brother, Fatrick. He is a chick-magnet. Un-like myself.. I wish I had his looks and stamina. He pushes around wheelbarrows of dirt for a part time living.


My Brother Mitchy
This is my twin brother, Mitchy. We got that twin thing goin'. He feels pain; I feel pain, and so on & so forth. He, like me, is looking for his future girlfriend. When we do find our FG's we're gonna go out on a double-date. He's 13, he likes flowers and movies and white girls named Debbie too. He's into long walks on the beach and nice girls. He went to night school and took Spanish and got a B.


My *Special* Brother Billy Bob Joe III
Well, Mama always did tell us that Billy Bob Joe was special You know what I like to call him?!? fucking retard mother fucker, yeh, so what?!?! He's a mother fucker, he fuckin throws things and breaks them and blamse it on me and Mitchy and when we tell Mama it was him, she says, "You leave your brother alone, he's *special*". FUCK YOU BILLY BOB JOE!!
My "Gothic" Sister Tampasea
Yeh, Tampasea likes to refer to herself as Gothic. In school, she hangs out with a bunch of gothicized freaks. God help her, for she is a fucking mess! Who does she thing she is..SHY VIOLET
My Sister Nastina
She's single and she's loking for a boyfriend. She likes those dirty, nasty, bad boy types. You know, the unruly kind that don't give a shit and live in cardboard boxes. So come on guys, what are you waiting for?!?!?!!? She's H.O.T.T.!!! BTW: Don't mind her eye disease & her snaggle tooth.
My Sloppy Twin Sisters
These are the sloppy twins. All they do is sit in bed and get fat and complain about being fat.. then they go eat because they're sad and fat. Fat chiX.. I don't get 'em, but I love 'em. More pushin' for the cushionISAY. SO BRING ON THE FAT CHIX!
psssttt.. FUCK YOU BILLY BOB JOE III!!! RETARD BITCH ASS!!! 1
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