I'm gonna start of with this Buttercup right here. I was staying inn New York with my mother and her girlfriend and I got to meet this stunning beauty. Her name is Buttons and she is a Drag Queen. She has performed in suh shows as: "You Go Girl", "GIRL-friend", "Work it Girl", and "GIRLLLLL.. Get out mah face". She told me of her many Drag-stories and I was quite impressed, not to mention eXtremely excited as well!!! And what makes everything better is that she just moved to New Mexico on a "job" transfer. So, now we hang out and do drugs together everyday!!!! What more could a pre-puescent boy ask for!
|
Last week I went to a movie festival and I met this beautiful, vuluptious, thick chick named Chichi. She was this star in a movie called "When Terror Strikes". She played the character of "The Mother Of All Bombs". a.k.a. Mobab. After the festival she took me to her hotel room, where we then shacked up and did the dirty nasty! And let me tell you, boy can that girl go down like a clown(charlie brown). So we did the deed and smoked a blunt afterwards. I guess she must have gotten an insane case of the munchies, cus gosh dang it!!! She tried eating little Mike. I wasn't too happy about it and let it slide, but then the bitch tried to toss my salad. I thought to myself, 'Heeeeeyyyyy, she's freaky, SUPA FREAKY! |
This is Mildred. She's a local porn star here in New Mexico. Tuesday night me and Howie were walkin' the block to get some juice and we met her while we were waiting for the bus. She was walking around wearing a Day-Glo bro and Acid washed daisy-daisy dukes. She was so hot, she made my dick hard and I came my pants. Needless to say we exchanged numbers and have plans to go to a rave-party.
|
I saw these beautiful broads at the beach around these parts here in New Mexico. What nice, fine beautiful ChiX. I got to talking to the one on the far right, the bald chiC. What a nice girl. She was telling me how she models for www.fat-chix-are-good-in-bed.com and also for www.fuckmeimfat.com. Her porfolio is amazing. The way that woman bends and shapes herself just oOoOOOooZes seX. Howie hooked up with the bitch on the top left. He was a little bit tipsy and they fucked like there was no tomorrow. I heard them through my bedrooms walls, boy are those walls PAPER thin. I had those bitches over my house that night cus my parents were away for the week. WHAT A DIRTY, NASTY, SLOPPY FUCK FEST THAT WAS!
|
