Butt Shark Anthem
By - Sapphira
To the Kingdom I am new
Gonna have to make a name
Gotta list of what to do
It�s a good thing I�ve got no shame
I don�t have an AoA
I don�t have a nifty hat
When all the others go to feast
Up your butt is where I�m at
I�m gonna suck up today
I got no time to play
I am a butt shark (It�s okay you can)
Pry my lips from your ass
Yes, my job may seem crass
But I am a butt shark
Do whatever for fame
Stir the pot, fan the flame
I�ve got some dreams to fill
That I can�t get filled at home
I�ll climb the ladder here
Get my wish and then go home
Everytime you turn around
Close to you is where I�m found
I�m so close you could call me
Another name, I�m BVD
I�m gonna suck up today
I�m way up your bum
This is my kind of fun (I'm telling you that)
I�m gonna get a new hat
�cause that�s where it�s at
I am a butt shark
Now I got what I want
Yes, you can too
If you want an award
better do what I do
Once I�m there you�re on your own
You�re not the King of me
My help was just a loan
Paid in full with the new bling bling
Now a space when you turn round
No one�s there when you look down
Where I was there is a space
Many others with my tastes
Someone�s gonna take my place
They�re gonna suck up today
This is their type of play
But I got there first (They can�t take it from me)
I got the big �L� you see
Next on the OP
I gotta be Queen
I�m gonna get what I want
Or I�ll scream and stomp
I want the �HL� (or there will be hell)
I gotta suck up today
I tell you this is the way
To be a butt shark
I won�t stop �til I�m done
Gotta get the next one
Welcome to the SCA
