Jo on relationships: "I thought monogamy was a type of wood."
Jo on confectionary: "I thought sherbet was the plural of Sheba."
Jo on politics: "Isn't it the 'pry' minister?"
Jo on geography: "I thought Saddam Hussein was the leader of Yugoslavia."
Jo on maths and religion: "What's a locus again? An insect, isn't it?.. locusts, they came to Jesus, didn't they?"
Jo on farming: "I thought there were girl cows, boy cows and bulls!"
Jo on goats: "I thought girl goats were called ganders."
Jo on terminal disease: "Tetanus, isn't that a game you play on a Gameboy?"
Jo on mythology: "Isn't the Holy Grail what blind people use to read the bible?"