General
FIRST NAME: RaKayla
MIDDLE NAME: Bregina
LAST NAME: (stalkers!) **hint hint: that famous brand for chicken noodle soup
FIRST NAME PRONOUNCED: Ruh-Kay-Luh
FIRST NAME MISPRONOUNCED: Rah-Klee-Yah, Rack-Ooo-Lah, Rah-Kal-Ah, Rah-Kai-Lah, Rack-Uh-Lack-Uh, Rah-Kee-Zah-Lah-Arr, Rack-It, Ruh-Kay-Ler (hicks-ville), R-A-K-A, most people never get pass the �Ra� part
HOW PEOPLE SPELT MY NAME: Rakala, Raykayla, Bakaila, Makaila, Rekayla, too many to remember
WHAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT MY NAME: �I like that name�, �Such a pretty name�, �Hella tight�, �That�s ghetto.�
WHAT DO I SAY ABOUT MY NAME: �The unique name for the unique person with the unique talent�
WHAT�S SHOCKING ABOUT MY NAME: for 15 years I have been spelling my name Rakayla and so has everyone else, but then I learn that was the wrong way so I have been living a false life!
ALIAS: Raky, Chicken Soup, Hahnchen Suppe, Noodle Thief, Ingrid, Karla, Ricarddo, Kella, Kay, Helpah Bug, Bonehead, St00pid, Darling, Ebony, Cola, Bunny Biotch, Second Mate Campbell, Ricky, The Soupster, Rootie Patootie, Countess Rakula, etc etc
ALMOST BORN WITH THE NAME: Raquel
WHAT PEOPLE THOUGHT I WAS BY MISTAKE: Suicidal, a freak (though true), a lesbian (dunno how), Filipino, Asian, Sylvia Strohl (Someone�s safeway card was addressed to my phone number), BAND GEEK, Someone who joined band as volunteer work (actually thought our entire band joined as volunteer work and for fun cuz we were so rowdy in line during Marching Band Season)
HOROSCOPE: Capricorn
BORN: Friday, January 13, 6:00 a.m.
FIRST SIGHT REMEMBERING SEEING WHEN BORN: Blurry shadows and a bright light
BIRTHPLACE: Silas B. Hayes Hospital in Fort Ord, California
BLOOD TYPE: O+
ETHNICITY: African-American, Creole, German, Native American--Cherokee
HAIR COLOR: Ebony in winter, did you know my hair turns dark auburn in the summer?! Betcha didn�t know that huh huh!
EYE COLOR: Brown� like my hair in the summer!
NAIL POLISH: Amethyst Frost, nail enamel Precious Metals, Nail Fortifier, and Black of course
WEAKNESS: Lungs and my right foot. As much as i like running around bare foot at home, i have to wear a sock on my right foot now becuz it gets blisters easily i guess.
STRENGTH: Athletics, Art, Making ppl laugh
MARITAL STATUS: My drugs will kick your arse!
DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN: oh yea I have like 7 children, psh, f00k no.
IDEAL COMPANION: Since when did questions start acting like one of those �Such-n-such seeking-So-n-So� articles! MEH! As long as the personality is a good one.
LIKES: Chickens! Piggys! Reading! Plaid! Hardcore dancers! Wine glasses! Snow globes! Down South! safety pins! i like a lot of stuff i can't sum up
DISLIKES: People who tell me something I already know (a.k.a. if I heard it already you don�t have to tell me ten more times, I go at my own pace so I can concentrate on doing something about the issue, back off I can handle it), People who think they are better than everyone else, stereotypes, people who appear false to others, people who force me to decide something impatiently, people who rush me, people that force me to like someone else even though it works, people who don�t let me finish what I have to say, people who believe what they say goes and they get the last say and believe they will always be right**cough hack belch MOM cough**
WHAT ANNOYS YOU: Those f00kin small arse bicycles! i also don't like when the windows are down, too much air even if it were hot outside. i also don't like the bass blasting in a car, it makes my eardrums vibrate to the point where it hurts. well, i can just say i don't like loud noises. Posers, Hilary Duff, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, etc etc! ugh
HOW WOULD YOU NEVER ACT: I�ll never act with a false personality like the f00kin hoochies that ride my bus that are a year younger than me and try to get in on something upperclassmen say so they can feel wanted with their fake laughs at everything the upperclassmen have to say and then trying to gain more attention by shouting out something when no one wants to pay attention to them. People really need to act their age, since when do �little kids� hafta swear to be all high and mighty. And then there's the fact that kids as young as 12 apply layers and layers of make up to themselves, ugh so putrid! People should be there fucking selves, oops I mean f00king.
DO YOU WEAR MAKEUP: Only lip-gloss. I�m genuine I look beautiful without makeup! HAHA! wutever.
WHAT WOULD YOU NEVER SAY: I wouldn't say "Oh well, your loss" if i were rejected, it just makes you seem pig-headed
CURRENT GOAL: To stop swearing, even tho it doesn�t seem like it, I do a lot! F00kin arse smurfin bizzle shizit!
PERSONAL QUOTE: �True knowledge exists in knowing that you know the truth�-By some person I dun remember
WHEN YOU ARE HAPPY, HOW DO YOU ACT: I�ll giggle, I�ll laugh, I�ll shoot milk outta my nose, yea, all the good stuff
WHEN YOU ARE SAD, HOW DO YOU ACT: sad refers to angry for me
WHEN YOU ARE ANGRY, HOW DO YOU ACT: I�ll ignore the person, well of course, I ignore a lot of ppl becuz I just don�t feel like talking or I�m bored, so it is hard to tell when I�m angry. Well actually I�ve been known to glare and �express� how I feel in person.
SHOE SIZE: 8 and a half, 9-10 in heels
I.Q.: I�ve been tested for 118 or 108, can�t remember which one. On t.v. and internet they keep coming up either 108 or 118, yeh you got a genius amongst you! Mwuhahah
HOW DO YOU SPEAK: Mostly first-person but occasionally third-person
IF YOU WERE ISOLATED IN A ROOM WITH YOUR �CERTAIN PERSON� WHAT WOULD YOU DO: words couldn�t describe WHAT i would do *nudge nudge wink wink thrust thrust hump hump* lol
WORDS THAT DESCRIBE YOURSELF: Annoying, slow on the computer, speedy, impatient with people yet I don�t like when people are impatient with me, busy, athletic, giggly, clumsy, tired
DESCRIBE YOURSELF: not if you paid me! Either you see me in person or in pictures! And we all know how misleading my pictures are� mwuhaha
DO YOUR WORK: Part-time at a number of locations, i'm just loose like that... lol
WARNING FOR THOSE WHO GO TO APPLY FOR A JOB FOR THE FIRST TIME: asides from getting pass the interview, you are home free. Though, if you go to work at a store, you most likely have to use their computer to submit an application. this will take... say, thirty minutes of your life for those who work fast. most of that time will be spent on answering their 300 question survey (sometimes less, maybe more) to test your integrity. it is freakin' messed up! >.<
Clothing
DO YOU DRESS CONSERVATIVE: um yea
DO YOU DRESS REVEALING: um sometimes but not to the extreme
DO YOU DRESS TRASHY: no, which is why I said I don�t dress revealing to the EXTREME
SAYING TO SOMEONE WHO BELIEVES OTHERWISE: �There�s a difference between classy and trashy�
DESCRIBE THE WAY YOU DRESS: I dress how I feel. I will not dress all �prissy�, I would not dress all �hard-core punkerd�, I would not dress all �ghetto fabulous�, I would not dress all �jock�, and I wouldn�t dress all �properish�. I dress in what I feel comfortable in wearing simple as that. I wear some unique things that ppl never seen but I guess that isn�t enough to get me as �most fashionable�� heh
WHAT ACCESSORIES DO YOU WEAR: A lot of different belts! One wif a dragon on it, one with �diva� on it, an army one, this one wif chains, and a lot others! Then there are all the strange necklaces I have and the awesome bracelets! And pins of Johnny Rotten! And safety pins, yum
YOUR EARRINGS ARE: Triangular! Thaz right! Not that friggin circle shizit! TRIANGLES YA HEARD MEH!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SCARF: My whirly purple n magenta one that is really fuzzy with my �R� stitched on it made by my best friend�s mommy!
WHAT DO YOU PUT ON YOUR HAT: Pins!
WHAT DO YOU PUT ON YOUR STOCKINGS: Pins!
YOUR SOCKS: Lemme be honest, I dun care if anyone cares that I can say some of my socks are rather �holy�. Lol, I walk around the house and outside in my socks, I run in my socks, I�ll buy new socks and skid around the floor in them hell. I dun care.
DESIGNS ON YOUR SOCKS: I have 2 pooh bear socks, 1 pair of cinderella socks, christmas socks, garfield socks, and these socks wif yellow pompoms! Rainbow ones cuz i have pride for my "true pplz"
YOUR SHOES: cheetah ones and red ones i draw on
WIERDEST SHOES YOU HAVE: These ones with no laces but they look like boots but they aren�t cuz the soles and stuff around it look like black fabricated socks were stiched to them for soles! They look rather insane!
HOW DO YOU TIE YOUR SHOES: I tie my laces behind the tongues and they are tucked into the back of the tongues too. they never come undone! IMITATERS better not copy my style! lmao yeh...
WOULD YOU EVER GO TO SCHOOL IN YOUR PAJAMAS: Unless it were like a �spirit day� where the theme was Pajama day, but thaz it.
HOW WOULD YOU NEVER DRESS: I would never wear shirts that show my abdomen, I would never wear pants that are so tight on me that my legs would lose blood circulation, I would never wear shorts that look like they were made for infants, I would never wear pants that are a centimeter from showing uhm�ahem, I would never wear shirts that look like they can be used as �bandannas� / �handkerchiefs�, and I would never wear skirts that are centimeters from showing my uhm-ahem. Sorry to disappoint you
IN YOUR OPINION, WHAT IS THE WORST ARTICLE OF CLOTHING THOUGHT UP TO EXIST: FUCKING, oops, f00king, thongs and g-strings. I dun give a shit, oops shizit, if you are against me cuz it�s my damn opinion. To have something f00king chaffing and riding up your bum-crack is sick. I could say more� And I think I will. Then when you can see it cuz your pants are too damn low on your ass�-arse dammit, is even worse, no one wants to see the color of your underwear except for bastards who have no respect for a person. Frankly, degrading people who have no dignity for themselves wear things like that because they want attention instead of gaining it by personality. Oh wait, you wear them so ppl don't see your pantyline? Then don't buy such constricting pants! MY OPINION, MY WEBSITE, DEAL WITH IT AND GET USE TO IT.
Family
FAMILY SIZE (INCLUDING MOI): six (2 of my siblings died, betcha didn't know that)
FAMILY CONSISTS OF: An overprotective mother, An underprotective father, A vexing older brother, And two joyous little brothers
WHAT NAMES DO YOU CALL/GIVE YOUR FAMILY: My wittlest brother I call �Tillie�, my other wittle brother I call �Nadnarb� (his name spelled backwards), my older brother I christened him �Asshole�, my dad I renamed �Poppy�, and my mother I dubbed �the terrier formally known as bitch�� as you can see I am not that much of a family person
A DAY IN YOUR HOUSEHOLD: Oh i just can't describe it. It's like a freakin zoo here, which is why i hardly ask anyone over, heh. someone is always at someone else's throat, someone is always fighting someone else, someone is always crying or whining or getting injured. yes, we rawk i know...
WHICH FAMILY MEMBER ARE YOU MOST LIKELY TO ANNOY DURING THE DAY: Mom, I talk back to her all the time, wut breathes hate breathes love. she�s constantly yelling at me. She lets everyone else get away with everything in this damn household but me. Fuck it to hell. How can she expect me to say �I love you� when she doesn�t respect me even if I respected her. And she believes she deserves so much more just becuz she had me and sends me on some guilt-trip and it�s all her her her! Well you can�t have a child without both a man and woman so if she didn�t plan on f00kin being treated this way she shouldn�t treat me that way. She should�ve stopped at one child and she would be happy with a bastard son. My mom�s a bitch, end of that. Wah wah wah cry me a river.
WHICH FAMILY MEMBER ARE YOU MOST LIKELY TO BE ANNOYED BY DURING THE DAY: Older brother, god he never minds his own business
WHICH FAMILY MEMBER DO YOU PICK ON DURING THE DAY: The littlest ones, for some reason older siblings get a kick outta seeing them whine.
WHICH FAMILY MEMBER DO YOU TALK TO THE MOST DURING THE DAY: My pa.
WHICH FAMILY MEMBER MAKES YOU LAUGH THE MOST: When I was little I had my big brother, then he became a biotch so now I have my little brothers to brighten my day
WHAT�S THE WORST THING YOUR SIBLINGS DID TO YOU: not listen to me and bitch to my parents until they get what they want. They kick me off the computer, outta my own room, so I rather run n ride my bike a lot!
WHAT�S THE WORST THING YOUR PARENTS DID TO YOU: When they say I can go somewhere one minute but then they cancel the idea the next and pretend I never brought this n that up! But the worst would have to be when I was lookin through my closet to find a green shirt for St. Patti�s day and I find this one shirt that�s wrinkled so I tell my mom to tell my dad to iron it and she f00kin bitches at me and starts crying about how I let that happen to her shirt! I didn�t even know about that shirt and it�s not like she can EVER wear it again! ALLAH! YAHWEH! GOD!
GOOD THING TO BEING AN ONLY CHILD: you won�t have someone who eats all your cake when it�s your birthday, they won�t eat all your candy, they won�t bother you and make you go crazy, they won�t tell on you. Heh yeh
ANYONE IN YOUR FAMILY YOU HAVE TO SERVE: Serve eh? My little brothers, i have to make them food if my parents are gone. But mostly my mom, and it's always me who has to do everything for her too! ugh.
POSITION IN HOUSEHOLD: The maid, i mean, the only daughter.
DO YOU LOVE YOUR FAMILY: After all that has been said and ranted about, yes indeed I do�? they have their good qualities sometimes....
PETS: none
PAST EXPERIENCES WITH PETS (**we were young and na�ve**): (1) Fish: Fed them M&Ms and they choked to death. (2) Birds: Left them in a cold basement with no cover over the cage and they froze to death. (3) Hamsters: Either we killed them by throwing them across the room or the mother hamster ate them. (4) Dog: Ran away so we couldn�t kill it. (5) Rabbit: went on vacation and gave it to our korean neighbors� that ate it.
NAMES OF PAST PETS: Fishes: Fishy, Fishy, Fishy, Fishy, and Flounder; Birds: Bird and Birdy; Hamsters: M.C. Hamster, Michael Jackson, Blackie, the other nine were nameless; Dog: Silly Silver (or just Silver); Rabbit: Zoey
FUTURE PET: Tarantula to name Wolfgang or a guinea pig to name Senf!
Everyday
WHEN DOTH THOU WAKETH: when did I fall into the dark ages? THOU THUS WAKETH UPON HITHER WINGS IMPLORE NEVERMORE NERERMORE! Well, frankly� I wake up at 7:00 on the dizzot! 20 minutes before the bus comes!
WHAT DO YOU EAT FOR BREAKFAST: Bagels on regular days; On late start Wednesday I partake in eating from Hamburgers to Tacos!
WHAT DO YOU EAT FOR LUNCH ON SCHOOL DAYS: Either yogurt, a doughnut, these containers that have all these snacks in it, or this delicious strawberry shortcake, and whatever i can stuff in my coffee cup--noodles, chili, meatloaf and mashed potatoes, whatever
WHAT DO YOU EAT FOR LUNCH ON WEEKENDS: Sandwiches! Filled with cheese, turkey, lettuce, tomato, smothered in mustard (senf)!
WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WATCH ON THE TELLIE: If I am not sleeping then�.. I watch a lot of reality shows or comedies n stuff--Fear Factor (Couples theme) is really kick arse. If I get around to it I�ll just go watch a dvd on my dvd player if nothing isn�t playing, so it is just random things I would watch
HOW MANY CHANNELS DO YOU HAVE ON YOUR TELLIE: last time I checked it twas 900 something, and A LOT of �good things� to watch too.
WHEN YOU SAY A LOT OF �GOOD THINGS� TO WATCH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN: I�ll leave you guys and your sick imaginations to decide that one
FIRST OR SECOND LUNCH AT SCHOOL: Second, i believe so
FAVORITE SUBJECT: Band, cuz I�m a band geek! Well, maybe German!
LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT: Science or Adv. Eng.
SUBJECT YOU EXCEL IN EVEN THOUGH YOU HATE IT: Integrated Math
SUBJECT YOU WANT: Graphic Arts, Drawing, or Child Care! Oh yeh!
FUNNEST SUBJECT: hmm, don't know yet, but Band of course
AVERAGE AFTER SCHOOL SCHEDULE: Eat something, draw something/computer time/run, watch something, take a nap at 5 until 8ish, do homework while watching something, eat something, computer stuff, sleep some more, wake up at like 3 in the morning and eat something, then back to sleep, and then time to get up for school!
Animals
FAVORITE MAMMAL: Red Panda
FAVORITE GRASSLAND ANIMAL: Okapi, since hardly no one knows what it is
FAVORITE REPTILE(S): Frilled Lizards, Gila Monsters, Komodo Dragons, and Pythons
FAVORITE BIRD: Humming Bird
FAVORITE INSECT: Lady Bugs
FAVORITE ANTHROPOD: Scorpions
FAVORITE SEA LIFE: Eels and Manta rays
FAVORITE PET: Chameleon
FAVORITE COLORS FOR ANIMALS: Black & White--Zebras, Orcas, Pandas, Dalmatians, etc.
LEAST FAVORITE ANIMALS: Cats
IF I COULD HAVE ANY ANIMAL IN THE WORLD, IT WOULD BE: An albino wallaby or an albino crocodile
TRADEMARK ANIMAL: Hase, Kannichen! RABBIT! Bunny wunny! Hippity Hop! Foo Foo!
IF YOU WERE REINCARNATED, WHAT WOULD YOU WANT TO BE: An orange and black and brown and white tawny cat or a Siamese cat. I don�t know why cuz I don�t like cats, but so many roam our back yard cuz our backyard is rather� exotic! They dun have a care in the world and make ppl work for them� heh yea.
Food
FAVORITE MEAL: Lasagna
FAVORITE BURGER: Chili cheeseburger! Thaz rioght!
FAVORITE TOPPINGS ON PIZZA: Pepperoni! Or Canadian bacon! Sometimes Bell Peppers
FAVORITE TOPPING ON EVERYTHING ELSE : top it all off with mustard!
FAVORITE FRUIT: Pomegranates, since hardly no one knows what they are
FAVORITE VEGETABLES: Corn, carrots, brocolli, and celery! But only wif peanut butter on them
FAVORITE KIND OF YOUGURT: every kind is my favorite, but if I have to be picky, gimme strawberry or give me death!
FAVORITE SNACK AFTER SCHOOL: Nachos, mostly fighting my dad for them
FAVORITE BREAKFAST: brochen mit kase! and hasbrowns smothered in cheese and ketchup and a dash of salt n pepper! And bacon with cheese of course
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR NOODLES: soft, VERY SOFT! so delicious that way
FAVORITE CANDY: I don�t care for chocolate but I like Starbursts and Jolly Ranchers
FAVORITE BEVERAGE: Sprite
FAVORITE SPORTS DRINK: uh� howabout Propel fitness water instead
FAVORITE JUICE: Orange Juice
FAVORITE THING TO DRINK WHEN BORED: A favorite? Uh� Water?
FAVORITE WATER: Water?!
FAVORITE BRAND OF WATER: Wha? Hm� any kind
FAVORITE TASTING WATER: So many drinking questions! I don�t care!
DO YOU DRINK: Well� there was that apple juice I had this morning, and then that fountain water�oh and milk! Gotta grow strong bones!
BE SERIOUS, HAVE YOU EVER HAD AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE: Who do you think you are commanding! Yes indeed I have! A Margarita and this stuff I thought was orange juice, my parents shouldn�t put things behind the bar that kids like me can successfully possess, and.. yeh
HAVE YOU EVER MADE YOUR OWN DRINK: Yea, quite tasty it was. Apple Juice mixed with Orange Drink mixed with Grape Juice mixed with a smidge of chocolate milk
HAVE YOU EVER DRANK SOMETHING FOR A BET: For three bucks I drunk chocolate milk mixed with what I think was ketchup and apple juice contained in a frito bag with fritos still in it. Never got paid yet
FAVORITE WEINER: O.o; uhm Brotwurst
FAVORITE CEREAL: Don�t eat cereal much, I�m a bagel person
FAVORITE BAGEL: Blueberry ones with Cheesecake Cream cheese
FAVORITE ICE CREAM: Strawberry Cheesecake yet I wanna try Spaghetti Ice Cream. Low fat chocolate is pretty tasty, i don't like chocolate much but i was really hungry and it was really hot and that was all we had.
HAVE YOU MADE YOUR OWN ICE CREAM: Yup! Chocolate chip & Fries but to get more generic, I have actually made my own vanilla ice cream from scratch!
HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A WHOLE TUB OF ICE CREAM: Yeh, in 7th grade when I got back from track practice and I was really hungry so I ate a tub o ice cream and practically wasted the entire stamina I built up from running, I was full for days
FAVORITE SANDWICH: Tuna & Potato chips! You haven�t lived until you had that and Cheese & Ketchup!
WHAT DO YOU DRINK TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING: Hot chocolate, perks you up better than sick coffee, well, it does for me.
DO YOU LIKE COFFEE: only the hotel kind
WHAT SHOULD PEOPLE DO WHEN YOU ARE FULL: my tummy needs to be massaged! Massage it! ROFLMAO no
WHAT SHOULD PEOPLE NOT DO IF YOU ARE FULL: don�t make me laugh, cuz when I do laugh when I�m full I start coughing and when I cough a lot I might throw up and no one wants to see digested food spewed up again.
ALLERGIC TO A FOOD: Spanish rice! Jezus chr1st that stuff makes me gawd awful ill
HOW DO YOU EAT: systematically! it has to be just right: first I take a sip of my drink for a while then I eat all the food that comes from the grain group, then the vegetable group, then the fruit group, then dairy, then the sweets, and finally the poultry. But before I eat the last thing on my plate I would drink all my beverage and then finsih eating, then I feel like drinking some more but when I stand up to get some more I am too full, lol
FAVORITE NUTS: well� We all know whose nuts I want! LOL J/k ... about the joking part. lol... I'm serious.
IT'S PROM NIGHT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO DINNER AFTERWARDS: Olive Garden dude! XD
Plants
FAVORITE FLOWER: White/Lady Irises
FAVORITE GRASS DRUGS: duh, Marijuanna! J/k
FAVORITE FEEL OF A PLANT: those that feel like a lamb�s ear
FAVORITE WEED: I told you! Marijuanna! J/k... hm
FAVORITE SPICE: Bayleaf
FAVORITE DRUG: psh, I just answered this ^ I don�t want to lie to you, MARIJUANNA! Ah man, I lied to you!
HAVE YOU SMOKED BEFORE: And this has to do with plants? Well� there was that one time, at that one party, when I was like six. Just a puff! I don�t smoke today, i went cold turkey at the age of 10 ya know! HONESTLY! I can only smoke secondhandedly now
DO YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR LUNGS: What a random question to go under �PLANTS�! I love my delicious lungs!
FAVORITE TREE: Weeping Willow, a lot of things go on under there! (see what these stupid questions have done! Now I will be adding perverted comments to all my responses!)
Stamina
DO YOU PARTAKE IN PHYSICAL ACTIVITIES: How physical do you wanna get? as in �night-time� activities too, lol, yeeeea� Summer: Swimming, Tennis, Paintball (at fort lewis' danger zone since i have no one else to play with ;_;) Golf (knickers!), BAND CAMP; Winter: Learned how to Snowboard in Ohio; All around: Jogging and sprinting; I use to do baton twirling, still know how
YOU ARE INVOLVED IN: Band events (marching, concerts, practices, competitions, the whole package)
USE TO BE INVOLVED IN: Girl scouts when I was a wee lil girl, baton twirling, gymnastics
SPORTS YOU DO: Same question? Tennis, Cross Country, and Track & Field�can't join due to me being on the School Magazine.
CLUBS YOU ARE IN: Scramble, the school magazine!
HAVE YOU EVER HAD HEALTH PROBLEMS: Yup yup, lung problems in 8th grade where everyone asked if I was gonna die or had cancer� must be from that cigarette when I was six. I had athlete's foot twice so far.
DO YOU OWN A SKATEBOARD: Yep, dunno how tho
DO YOU OWN A BICYCLE: Yep, I use to bike everyday, but now I seldom do
HAVE YOU EVER RODE A HORSE: Oh yeh, all night, riding that harsh beast ragged! Oh my, j/k j/k
LEAST FAVORITE SPORT: the only one I can think of is hunting! No one would trust me with a gun!
I WOULD LIKE TO LEARN HOW TO: Fish properly, when i fished before it was a fluke and i caught this bass!
GAME I HAVE NOT PLAYED IN A LONG TIME: Pool
HOW DO YOU TRAIN FOR A SPORT: Well I run every morning on Saturdays, go to the gym on Sundays if I can, and run on my mother�s abusive treadmill! Cuz I�m a fit biotch!
ARE YOU AN OUTDOORS PERSON: Gee I wonder
FAVORITE GAMES: Chess (dunno how to play for the life of me tho) and Connect Four and Marbles and POGS! Even tho I dun remember how to play that either
DO YOU DANCE: Yeeeeeeeeeeeea
WHAT SORT OF DANCING: uhm dancing�
SPECIFICS: PHYNE! The electric slide, the cha cha slide, the A walk, the B walk, the C walk, slow dancing, dirty dancing, just dancing!
WHAT DANCE WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEARN: Two actually! The bolero and the tango! But I�m learning tap dance from the best Irish dancer in the world who is also my best friend! Oh and also swing
WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING: Today's forecast is... or, time for sleep!
WHEN DO YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH: After i eat breakfast and when i take my shower before i go to sleep
IS BEING HEALTHY THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU: I like being the way I am now, I rather eat what I like eating instead of worrying about what to eat that will help me live longer! I think I do enough exercising either way.
This or That
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Vanilla
VANILLA OR STRAWBERRY: Strawberry
STRAWBERRY OR STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE: Strawberry cheesecake, wow, that was pointless
SODA OR POP: Why not both? but water for sure!
BIOTCH OR BIZNATCH: Why not Biznite?
SUNNY DAYS OR RAINY DAYS: Why not Snow Days?
DAY OR NIGHT: Nioght! Great things to do at night!
THE BEACH OR THE COUNTRY: Country! Oh mah stars! Lemme be your countrah girl, I reckon!
WHAT IS UP OR WAZZUP: Howabout �Yo�
PEPSI OR COCA-COLA: PSH! Sprite!
SHOPPING OR FREELOADING: I�m good at both either way! J/k, shopping.. at VALUE VILLAGE!
LIGHT OR DARK: dark side fo� sho�! The light is too bright, darkness is just right! GOT DARK? TOSS LIGHT, GET DARK!
POPPLES OR CARE BEARS: Too adorable to decide
POPPLES & CARE BEARS OR MY LITTLE PONIES: Holy cheese! Why not the Smurfs or Snorks!
SMURFS OR SNORKS: What the smurf do you smurfing smurf? Snorks! Since no one remembers them.
YOUTHFUL OR ELDERLY: Na�ve, talkative, and annoying either way
POKEY PAPPY OR SPEEDY GRANNY: Speedy Granny! Saw one driving in her car and almost hit my best friend
SPANISH CLASS OR GERMAN CLASS: Spanish! Nicht gut! Deutsch! Ja ja!
WINTER OR SUMMER: winter of course! Born in that season! Best one of all! You get fatal diseases, no bugs, and that�s just some of the good things about it!
NOW OR LATER: later becuz you�ll never get anything from me until later
RAKE OR BLOW: rake! Wooohooo! Raking leaves is fun! Jumping in the piles after it is even better, it leads to more raking!
GLASS HALF EMPTY OR GLASS HALF FULL: Half empty, I love being negative! Dark side!
GENTLE OR ROUGH: Ahem� I refuse to answer this question fore it may provoke me into saying something offensive
What does ____ mean to you?
WHAT DOES EXPECTATIONS MEAN TO YOU: Well frankly, I have high ones for myself and so does my parents. Everyone else prolly could care less
WHAT DOES PERSONAL POSSESSIONS MEAN TO YOU: psh, like I have any
WHAT DOES PERSONAL MORALS MEAN TO YOU: Like I know mine?
WHAT DO POLITICAL EVENTS MEAN TO YOU: Uhm, do I understand them? Isn�t that one guy running for something? lol
WHAT DOES A FLAT STOMACH MEAN TO YOU: Neither do I have one nor I want one, I love my sorta potbelly!
WHAT DOES PROMISES MEAN TO YOU: I don�t break mine unless told to by the promise maker.
WHAT DOES PEACE MEAN TO YOU: Would we really be better off with it?
WHAT DOES GAY MARRIAGES MEAN TO YOU: I don�t see a point in hating it. Yea yea the Divinity placed a man and woman on Earth, but they have sinned so we are all sinful anyway. well i don't believe in god so it doesn't affect me. but those that give up on their children and throw them in orphanages give homosexuals a chance to be parents. Some parents that are able to have kids abuses them and then dumps them off like it were nothing. I�m just using common sense. If it makes a certain person happy to be with another and they both feel the same way about eachother, then hell, let them go for it geez.
WHAT DOES RACISM MEAN TO YOU: Another pointless action. Some selfish pig thinking his race is better than others. It's not the color of the skin it is the personality of the person. You shouldn't despise the race just becuz of what one person did something to you. Just becuz someone's ancestors did yatta yatta you can't hold it against someone n all.
WHAT DOES GOD/JESUS/THE DIVINE FIGURE MEAN TO YOU: antichristian! animosity! atheist! i don't believe in religion if you haven't guessed
WHAT DOES DEATH MEAN TO YOU: well to be depressing and to rain on your parade... i don't really care when i die. i don't even cry or feel the least bit upset at funerals. it doesn't really affect me like it does other people.
WHAT DOES SEX MEAN TO YOU: some ppl want to grow up fast which is really sad. have sex when your older and when it is worth it. don't just do it cuz it is pleasurable. feeling loved that one moment that might not even last that long can impact you for the rest of your life. as for me, uh, next question!
WHAT DOES THE OPPOSITE SEX MEAN TO YOU: oh a lot of things, just wanna strangle them sometimes, other times I just wanna--**censored**
WHAT DOES A RELATIONSHIP MEAN TO YOU: ah yes, this infamous question. Well for starters, a lot can happen on each side. Let's start with friends. They feel ignored at times and such but i really don't mean to ignore anyone if i do. I'm just trying to balance both. I still love mah pplz! Aw, as for the whole relationship in general, i am totally faithful a 100 % and i love having fun as much as i can doing what ever. I'll leave you guessing on the "what ever", don't you dare think what I'm thinking you would think even though you prolly aren't thinking of what I'm thinking. lol
Embarassing Moments
Swimming Pool of Horrors: Aw yes when i was like 10 or 9 or something. Me and my family went to this water park and there was this water slide there that i was really interested in. so i go ahead and slide down it and hey it was fun so hey i go again, and then when i finally get tired of it i decide to go for a swim. then i notice a lot of guys are staring at me and well they should cuz i'm so sexy! well it wasn't until i finally had the common sense to notice how "cold" it had gotten so i look down and see that my bathing suit top twas pushed up and i bared all! IIIICHEEWAWA! i hid in the car for the rest of the day.
Do You Need To Go To the Nurse: Back in Ohio when i was in i think 6th grade i had one of those many lunch time incidents. i told my friend to save me a seat at the table so i went to get my lunch. i come back and sit down and my friends are like laughing but they wouldn't tell me why. so then i had to find out later when lunch twas over from this elderly supervisor that i "should go to the nurse" and i ask her why and she says "i think you have started your 'cycle'." and i didn't even know what she was talking about! damn my friends, they put ketchup in my seat!
Banana Slip: not really embarrassing cuz i did this on purpose. after watching so many cartoons with characters slipping on the floor becuz of banana peels. i threw one on the floor to see if it would really happen and hey, i slipped and hurt my head.... maybe that is what's wrong with me?
The Couch Hurdle: oh yeh. my little brothers were "attempting" to jumping over our couch and they were doing it wrong (they just climbed over the top)! soooooo... i decided to show them how it was done! :-D i ran back and prepared myself to show off so i took off, stepped on the seat and went over the couch--too bad my foot got caught in the cusions and i took a hard fall to the other side. my face slid on the floor, and yes it hurt so bad!
A Trip & a Fall: back in ohio in 7th grade spanish class, no one really paid attention and we were all rowdy as can be. well i can't remember why i was standing up but i think i was passing out papers for our crippled spanish teacher. so i start to walk but, yet again, one of my friends sticks her leg out and trips me. i didn't only trip, i fell so hard to the floor i shook it. when tomorrow came everyone was still laughing about it.
A Run into the Wall: ah yes, well i was too busy explaining something to my little brother about some game and i was too busy talking instead of looking where i was going so i 'think' i turned the corner and i came face to face with the wall. my head hurt so bad. eeee
Don't Trust Instincts: i was like 5 or something and me and my family just got back from some german amusement park and it was night time. really dark. so i'm ready to go to sleep. i go into the hall and have to feel around to see where i'm going and then i come to my room, well i know it's my room so i don't have to feel around anymore. then again, i didn't know the door was closed. so i ran into yet another thing.
Ice-Skating: My first time ice-skating when i was 9ish. well at that age every time i fell i would think someone tripped me on purpose. so i would get revenge. well one time, this guy accidently ran into me and i fell. so i got angry and decided to take revenge. i get up and catch up to him and attempt to trip him for 'tripping' me but instead i bring him and myself down. aren't i smart!
The Girl Can't Skate Either Way: oh oh, skating on a regular plain. well i'm skating along and yet again i'm tripped! but twice by the same guy! so he must be out to get me! well i go out for revenge again and this time i trip him but this time i trip over his other friend and i fall. no one wants to give me a break.
The Chicken Dance: For the seventh grade play in Mrs. Hiller's Social Studies class we put on 'A MidSummer Night's Dream'. well whip-dee-doo i got to be the first fairy reciting an endless poem, aurgh. well at the end of the play, all the fairies had to dance so i thought of being comical and stood up on this chair apart of the scene and created the "chicken dance". i can't really explain how ya do it so you would have to see it in person, mwuhahah--it's just flapping your arms and doing this thing with your feet, teehee
Ripped Pants: 8th grade p.e. was hilarious. Neither me nor Leanne would ever participate yet we still passed the class. when i think about it, it was really funny when we found some girl's bra in the locker room so we kicked it out into the gym where one of the guys threw it on one of the basketball hoops. then the next day we found a girl's underwear in there that was really disgusting becuz it had stains in it. we kicked it into the halls but the gym teacher ruined the fun by picking it up and putting it in the lost and found. well none of that has anything to do with me, i'm just reminiscing! well wut did happen to me was that after p.e., leanne and me were going back into the locker room and she accidently stepped on the side of my pants and ripped them. this really loud sound filled the room and i almost fell but luckily the trash can broke my fall. well i knocked it over and it made an even louder sound and made a lot of girls stare at me. hehe
Campbell's, mmm mmm good: speaking of gym, we had to play flag football and leanne and me weren't participating as usual. well i decide to participate but then i get shoved by my own team member when i tried to get the flag and out of no where, someone from the opposing team bites me in the shoulder! WTF! i'm that delicious?
I See London I See France: one time on fort lewis, my dad, my two brothers, and me were in the youth center just looking around. well me and my little brothers were playing around and we were pushing eachother. i pushed one of my brothers so hard that he hit this really huge guy and almost fell. he grabbed onto the guys pants and pulled them down so he wouldn't fall. well i saw a whole lot of red boxers and i couldn't stop laughing even when my dad was yelling at me.
North Salem Marching Band: first year of marching band, first competition. it was our break and leanne, cathie, and me went to get some food from the stands. well we were joking around and there was this pole that ONE of us danced on and we were just acting really crazy. we didn't know this clarinetist from North Salem was watching us while he walked by and had said to us in a snobby tone, "You are aware that you are still in uniform" and ONE of was all, "gee i wouldn't have known" and then i asked, "who are you" or something like that and he says still in his arrogant tone, "I'm from North Salem Marching Band. I'm a freshman AND a first-class cadet"! and we just looked at him as if he were crazy.
The Incident at Red Robin: I think this was our second marching band competition and leanne, cathie, and me got to eat at Red Robin for our break. we sat in a booth at the far end of the restuarant (after i asked for a balloon for leanne, i don't really remember what happened to that balloon), and our waiter was Brandon (two of us thought he was hott but i won't tell you who). Well as soon as we got our food that is when it all started to happen. First i was playing with the salt shaker and it spilled all over the table, but the funniest thing was that leanne let go of her balloon and as it went up, she tried to grab it but she knocked over her soda that spilled all over her. I couldn't stop laughing and cathie had to move over into the seat with me. well after that incident we started talking about our waiter and how nice he was and we kept saying his name over and over. suddenly, this guy who had come in with his family sat beside us and was staring at us and asked if we were talking about him becauz shockingly his name was brandon! we laughed (a lot) and told him our waiter was named brandon too. but then when it came time to leave, we all pitched in to leave a tip for our waiter but soon we discovered one of us left more than we wanted to leave and his tip came out to possibly 10 dollars. no more eating at red robin.
Team Cheers: well cheering for our team is something leanne and me shouldn't do. whenever we cheer we're always off and we make up our own raunchy cheers and we don't really cut off with everyone. heh
Stand in Line and be Professional: oh wow our last marching band competition for freshman year! well when it was all over, all the bands had to stand in line for like ever and we had to be "professional"! well we weren't. we high-fived a lot of other Bands. well me and leanne were slapping the arses of guys as they walked by to get their places in line. it was really fun cuz we met a lot of people in band we never even knew were in our band. we joked around and somehow were feeling " three trumpet players' " hair and saying how it compares to something that won't be mentioned right now. then one of the trumpeteers said that we were the three girl versions of them cuz we were so.... uh can't think of the word. well we got to know them a lot better and it was so funny. then there was me making an arse of myself. i was asking every clarinet player from a different band what part they played and this one band seemed really snobby and ignored me (well, one of them was holding up their fingers and showing me what part they played but i couldn't see it becuz their clarinet was in the way). well the thing that got me really angry was that some girl from i think Cascade marching band asked us if we joined band as volunteer work and for fun. then she went back to her own little group and they kept staring and talking about us so we kept staring at them and talked amongst eachother about them. they thought we were the NORTH TEXAS MARCHING BAND. It could've been worse, that guy from North Salem could've been there, lol
Spasms: i would have to say, during practices, football games, and competitions, i had had a lot of leg spasms. At one of our practices i ended up in the wrong spot and my leg had a spasm that caused me to slip and i almost fell when to the ground as i tried to get back to my spot. Then at one of our football games my foot like shot out while we were ending the first movement. and finally at one of our competitions my whole left side jerked one way as i went the other way, and i was doing so good too!
Sloshing in Toilet Water: I spent the night at Leanne's house and when i came back home i am shocked to find out that my little brother flooded the bathrrom. he flooded it by stopping up the toilet so toilet water was practically leaking out of the bathroom and soak a foot of the outside. i found out to late because i stepped right into the bathroom and brought my foot right into what seemed to be 2 inches high of a river of potty water. even the bathroom mat was floating around in it.
Swimming in Toilet Water: two days later from that incident in the bathroom, i believe that everything was cleaned up. but miraculously, my older brother had somehow flooded the bathroom with toilet water now! but i find out, again, too late. not only did i step in it, i slipped and fell in it! eck! i had to change my clothes and i think i missed the bus! ah!
Happy Birthday to Raky: it really isn't embarrassing for me but for my friend, cathie. we were at julianne's 15th birthday party and it was time to sing happy birthday. well we were all singing and i think i was nudging cathie in the leg with my foot and when she was singing she said 'happy birthday ra kayla' instead of julianne! hehe, i distracted her, mwuhahah
Marching Machine Only in Dry Weather: i don't like marching when it rains! And i don't like marching on a field after the rain! we were marching at i think a football game and i slipped and almost fell but i sorta slipped into the right place and ended up in the right spot in the formation, harhar
The Stairs at NTHS: Those stairs aren't my friend. every single one of them! either i trip going up them and fall on my face (when no one is around) or i'll slip going down them (when everyone is around).
Fun With Trampolines: Trampolines kill people. leanne, cathie, and me were jumping on julianne's trampoline and my legs kept giving out from exhaustion and somehow leanne almost jumped on me or crushed my head. too much laughter went on tho, lol. and i almost fell off the edge. it doesn't help that the trampoline was right by this hill either.
Jill n Jill n Jill came tumbling down: well, after one of the b-ball games, leanne, cathie, and me (wow, maybe these two curse me or something) were walking all goofy-like arm-in-arm. and there's this hill by the band room that we just had to run down and somehow my foot went one way and we all went down hard. well i was the only one who was lying in the original spot. leanne was the only one who didn't fall and she was standing by the pavement. but poor cathie literally tumbled down the hill and rolled all the way by leanne's feet, that's like 25 feet of rolling or something. then i felt something really painful under my stomach and i got up to see that i was lying on cathie's shoe. heh. a lot of ppl were staring at us and no one really asked if we were all right (except "Ginger" i think)
This One Time, at Band Camp: well, first year of band camp and we were on our break. everyone had to participate in this insane rock, paper, scissors game where there are two teams and if one team loses when they do rock, paper, scissors the winner has to chase after them and tag the losers so they will be on their side until time is up. well, being how we are, leanne and me decided not to participate (we didn't even get the game). so we just stood in our team's line and when our team won, everyone just rushed forward and some TUBA player shoved me forward and i almost fell on leanne and i went rolling on the floor. i got grass stains all over my pants and so many people were laughing at us! a great year to start off highschool (there goes the two girls that injure easily).
The Lamp Shocked Me: before we moved to ohio, we stayed at this hotel in kentucky on our way up there. my little brother was dancing on the table and conveniently there was a lamp by the table. i went to turn off the light becuz it was time for bed and my little brother just jumps out at me and hits the lamp. he made it blow a fuse and you could see all this electrical energy flow around my little brother's diaper he was wearing and i was shocked really bad. most of the hair on my head stood on end.
Cooking a Muffin with Raky: this wasn't entirely my fault! we were staying at the hotel on the army base before we found a house to live in here and we always ate a big chocolate muffin for breakfast that we heated in the microwave for at least 20 seconds. well, my parents were out looking for a house and my brother, little brother, and me weren't even attempting to watch what my littlest brother was doing because we were too busy watching t.v. Well my littlest brother was hungry so he put a muffin in the microwave, it was until we saw the smoke and heard the popping that came from the microwave that we knew something was wrong. my littlest brother had put the microwave set on 20 minutes instead of 20 seconds! how could we go for 20 minutes without hearing that noisy microwave! So i open the window and my older brother threw the burning muffin out it. i opened the hotel door so the room would air out. luckily no one was out in the hall to see nor did we get kicked out, heh.
Shhh Raky Can�t Count: Well, my dad and me were in the car and we just got back from the bank and were heading for the school because i had to turn in the money i made from the cookie dough sale to earn money for Band! i was trying to count the twenties but somehow i kept going from 40 to 10. yeh, so i can't count money, so i won't work in a grocery store, big deal.
Leanne�s 23ish Balloons: Well it was Leanne's birthday (March 9th) and i surprised her with these 2 kissy bears, they twer so cute! but not only that, i bought her 23ish balloons! oh yeh oh yeh, let's see you poor ppl top that! mwuhaha jk. no one else at that school has bought someone that many balloons, and if they try i'll just bring more next year so naw naw! it was so funny when ppl kept asking for one and singing to her and we didn't know who they were. then we struggled to get in through the door which was really funny. aren't i a good best friend!
The Popcorn of Wrath: i was making popcorn and i set it for 5 minutes, big mistake on my part. because when i opened it (my face directly over it), all this steam shot up my nose and i just know it tried to escape through my eyes and it felt like my eyes were about to pop out. worst of all, all the popcorn was burnt.
Boing Boing Bunny Surprise: As soon as first period begun i found out my little brother had put a little surprise in my bag. it was this stick with a stuffed rabbit's head on it and there was a button you push to make it's head pop up and this really loud boing boing sound goes off like three times. so in band, i show it to leanne and somehow it gets passed around and a lot of ppl are putting it in other people'es faces and doing perverted things with it and i finally get it back. but then in german my friend set it off and it was even louder in that room and everyone stared at me becuz she put it back on my desk. then in english, my other friend laura sets it off and throws it on my desk and everyone stares at me, heh.
The Day Raky Could�ve Died: twas March 21, 2004, a Sunday even, Raky took a very very hot bath and gets out only to feel light-headed and finds that she is starting to feel like she has to �toss her chunder�. Raky tried to put cold water on her face to feel better but it didn�t help, now Raky would not stop sweating and her breathing was now staggered and she could hardly breathe already. Even worse, Raky started to see black spots and felt as if she could�ve gone blind if she hadn�t fallen unconscious to her bedroom floor. Then Raky�s mom calls the hospital to see if Raky needs an appointment. The doctors were stupid and said that not enough oxygen probably couldn�t get to Raky�s brain and Raky could�ve died from exhaustion or something like that. The doctors were porlly taken it to the extreme Raky guesses. But Raky finds out that the same thing, oxygen not getting to the brain, happened to Raky�s father�s aunt and she died from it. Even though it isn�t embarrassing it is rather frightening for Raky knowing that she could�ve ended up like her great aunt. raky's brother woke her up and asked "hey, you wanna get on the computer"
On Top of the Roof: i threw my little brother's football on top of the roof and my dad forced me to get it back. he put me on top of the roof and i was afraid i would fall through it but i found out that i could walk over it with ease and i ended up "dilly-daddling" up there instead of retrieving the football. then when i did get the football i threw it to the ground and i was ready to get down but my dad and brother already went back inside and i was yelling for him to come back and i was stomping my feet and then my foot went one way and i hit the roof with my chest really hard and slid down it to where i was holding on for dear life becuz i was about to fall so i just jumped and i felt a pang go through my legs. i still wanna go back on the roof!
Slipping Some More: betcha thought the slipping had ended! but yet again, i have sliped on ranch dressing on my bedroom floor! at least i think it was ranch dressing, lol jk
Concert Night: Last concert of the year and of course, orchestra gets to be extra long this night at giving out their awards. well, i missed my afternoon nap becuz i had to go and get ready and perform at the concert so i was rather tired. so during the third extra looooong piece orchestra played out of five, i sort of dozed off. And while i was sleep, someone said that my band director, Mr. J., was poking me with his baton and saying stuff like "is she alive?". and my friends were laughing at me and everything. but everyone didn't laugh as hard until the finale; Phantom of the Opera. at the beginning was a crash cymbal and i literally jumped out of my seat. so everyone laughed at me, i was still tired tho! how dare they wake me up!
My Ego is my Weakness: you know how all kitchen floors are just so durn slippery? Well, you know how even more slippery they are when ya wear socks right? Well... lol, my little brother was running all over the place on the kitchen floor (barefoot may i add) when i was standing in the door of my parents room. so i made a bet with him that he would calm down and be quiet for at least an hour or sumthin. of course i would win, or so i thought. i give him a head start and then take off from my parents room (their room is outside the kitchen and you have to go through the kitchen just to get to their room n all), slipping on the kitchen floor and banging my knee really hard on it. i fell into the chair too! ugh! and he won't stop laughing at me now! heh. Gawd i hate socks.
GAWD *BLEEP* THAT KITCHEN FLOOR!: our phone was ringing so much all day, and i had to answer it every time. well, the caller id machine is in the kitchen so i always check it first before answering. but of course, that blasted kitchen floor is my enemy, and i was running for the phone and slipped--almost hitting that friggin chair again! that chair and that floor are in it together i suppose...
Good ol' Roast Beef: Well, it was passing time before sixth period, and my Biology class is down stairs and i'm coming from upstairs (i bet you can see where this is going, evil stairs). Well i'm walking, with a crowd of ppl, and my arms are pretty much full and i can't see where i'm going. So while i'm going down stairs i fall. And it wasn't becuz of me missing a step, i stepped on a f00kin roast beef sandwich that had mayonaisse smeared all over the top, making it capable for me to slip on it and plummet three steps down, with everything falling out of my hand. It gets dead silent and i arise, dun worry i'm okay, tho i pretty much busted my ass. whoever the bastard was that put that there deserves a good kick in the crotch. To make matteres worse, the damn roast beef was stuck to the back of my shirt! i had to lurch on the wall all the way to the bathroom as my friend helped me get it off... how embarrassing can my life get -_-;;
Random Favorites
FAVORITE COLOR: shades of Red, Peach, Black
FAVORITE MATCHING COLORS: Red & White, but anythign Plaid works too!
FAVORITE WORDS: Putrid, Lackadaisical, Meh, Coup de grace, Unglaublich, st00pid
FAVORITE NUMBER: any number with 7 in it
FAVORITE PHRASE: �I love you with warm blood!� �German paper for valentines day
FAVORITE QUOTE YOU HEARD ON THE TELLIE: �I don�t wanna go to heaven I hear the food�s bad up there.�--Animaniacs
FAVORITE QUOTE YOU HEARD SOMEONE ELSE SAY: �They walk around and think their shit don�t stink like everybody else�s.��Alisha (the one with the green hair--well now it is black)!
FAVORITE NICKNAMES FOR PEOPLE: Vanilla Bean, poppet, love, hun, dear, darling, gorgeous, madame, you, bastard, MY HERO!
FAVORITE INSTRUMENT: The miniature clarinet and the one i will create combining a clarinet and trumpet! The Calrumpet and the Trumpinet! Patent pending!
FAVORITE MUSIC: EVERYTHING!
FAVORITE SINGERS: so many!
FAVORITE RAPPERS: haha they are all so funny...
FAVORITE BAND: like we really need to go through with this again?
FAVORITE MEMBER OF THE SEX PISTOLS: Johnny Rotten! HOLY FRIGGIN AY! The guy is f00kin lolling tasty
FAVORITE ANIMATED CHARACTERS: Roger Rabbit, Pink Panther, Earthworm Jim, Manxmouse (Todemo Nezumi), Mighty Mouse, Donald Duck
FAVORITE NOVELS: They Wear What Under Their Kilts, From the Corner of His Eye, Killing Mr. Griffin, Jane Eyre, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
FAVORITE AUTHOR: Dean Koontz, Katie Maxwell, me (haha there goes my ego)
FAVORITE MOVIES: Some porno films� J/K! Guys & Dolls, West Side Story, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Ring, The Grudge, Big Fish, The Nightmare Before Christmas, I <3 Huckabees, Bowling for Columbine, Silence of the Lambs, FEARDOTCOM, Ghost Ship, She-Devil, The Good Girl, He's My Girl, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Mars Attacks!, Sleepy Hollow, Once Upon A Time in Mexico, Juwanna Mann, The New Guy, Never Been Kissed, TANK GIRL (dude those comics are frikkin GAWD)! Swimfan, Good Burger, Pirates of the Carribean, Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, John Q (made me cry), A.I., Texas Chainsaw Massacre (knowing it was a true story freaked me out even more, i cried twice during this movie), Dennis the Menace, Different for Girls, A Guy Thing, Tai Chi 2 (funniest "Japanese-horribly-translated-into-English" movie ever seen), Welcome to the Dollhouse, Disney, Pixar, ANIME!
FAVORITE GAMES TO PLAY: on my ps2 I play my Kingdom Hearts, Onimusha2, Rachet & Clank, Xenosaga, and Dark Cloud! Other games I guess are kool are Disgaea and Pac-man and Bloody Roar and Parappa the Rappa! Oh god, and that Michael Jackson video game �Moonwalker�! hex yea! Oh and Twister!
FAVORITE CARTOONS: Invader Zim, Charlie Brown, The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, Corneil & Bernie, Darkwing Duck, Tale Spin, Beetlejuice (does anyone remember this!), The Simpsons, King of the Hill, South Park, Shorties watchin shorties, man i love so many
FAVORITE CARE BEAR: Birthday Bear
FAVORITE CARE BEAR COUSINS: Cozy heart penguin, Brave heart lion, playful heart monkey, swift heart rabbit (durh!), and bright heart racoon
FAVORITE POPPLES: I don't even remember most of them, the baby ones
FAVORITE SNORKS: Junior
FAVORITE LOONEY TOONS CHARACTERS: Tweety, Pepe le pew (or however ya spell it, lol), Foghorn Leghorn, Daffy Duck
FAVORITE DISNEY CHARACTER: Donald Duck and Goofy
FAVORITE ATHLETES: Carly Patterson, she's so good at gymnnastics, and Michael Phelps, a great swimmer. Justin Gaitlin, a male runner! Allyson Felix and Veronica Campbell are my favorite sprinters that are women! hehe
FAVORITE ACTOR AND ACTRESS: JOHNNY F00KIN DEPP!
FAVORITE ACTORS AND ACTRESSES BESIDES JOHNNY DEPP: You're no fun! DJ Qualls, Adam Brody, Eddie Griffin, Ross Patterson, Matt Grogin, Matthew Lillard, Keanan Thompson, Kel Mitchell, Parry Shen, Eliza Dushku, Paulie Shore, Rupert Everett (he's really good at playing a homosexual role), Josh Todd, Jesse Bradford (looks like Kyle!), Ice Cube, Halle Berry (or was it Barry?), Kate Beckinsale, Shiri Appleby, Martin Henderson, Jim Belushi, Jeff Goldblum, Lindsay Lohan, Christopher Walken, Allan Rickman, Luke Goss, Scott Speedman, Ben Stiller, Sandra Bullock, Adam Sandler, Vincent Price, Lori Petty, and Roseanne Barr
FAVORITE DIRECTOR: Tim Burton and the Waschwoski twins (too lazy to spell it right)
FAVORITE PLAY: Guys & Dolls, A Mid-summer Night's Dream (the one I played in!)
FAVORITE POGS: Alf ones
Interesting Facts & What-nots
WHAT�S UP WITH YOUR BONES: Well� the joints in my arms always pop while the rest of my bones crack all the time! I must be denying my calcium! Oh and my pinky foot parts out very far.
WHAT�S UP WITH YOUR EARS: Well, I can wiggle them, not a lot of ppl can do that� heh. oh and they're crooked (sp?)
HOW MANY BOYFRIENDS HAVE YOU HAD: meh.. too many to count, lol jk.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE OPPOSITE SEX�S THINGY: thingy? Interesting word choice. well you can ask me personally and i can tell you the funniest story about this
WHAT DID YOU WATCH WHEN YOU WERE A TYKE: care bears, popples, my little ponies, rainbow brite, strawberry shortcake, punky brewster, jem, winnie the pooh, teenage mutant ninja turtles, mickey mouse, goof troop, voltron, the smurfs, the snorks, darkwing duck, chip n dale rescue rangers, beetlejuice, captain planet, hercules animated series, little mermaid, paw paw bears, monchichi, kablam, my brother and me, are you afraid of the dark, goosebumps, wishbone, arthur, SWAT kats, jeopardy, sesame street, ghost busters, the adventures of sonic the hedgehog, earthworm jim, pink panther, cool cat, top cat, tom & jerry, casper the friendly ghost, garfield and friends, muppet babies, alvin and the chipmunks, looney toon show, tale spin, duck tales, tiny toons, Bump in the Night, Legends of the Hidden Treasure, Potato Head Kids, Gallavants (or something like that), gargoyles (the old good stuff before they f00ked it up) (hey I still watch most of this stuff too becuz my poppy recorded it all!)
FIRST ANIME EVER WATCHED: Todemo Nezumi, or in other words, MANXMOUSE! I wanna own that book, I loved that movie!
WHAT SONGS DO YOU USUALLY REMEMBER WELL: Kids show songs. I memorized the Pooh Bear song, Captain Planet song, and the Dragon Tales song!
SING ONE OF THEM: From the �New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh�--�Gotta get up, I gotta get goin�, gonna see a friend of mine, he�s round and he�s fuzzy, I love him because he�s just Pooh Bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear, having some fun, chasin� some honey bees, Pooh Bear, I know he�s out there, grumbily tumbily climbin� a honey tree, fun never ends for us, we�re so adventurous, at least every now and again, and when you�re alone and there�s nobody home, it�s nice to be able to count on a friend like: Pooh Bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear, wherever you go, oh won�t ya take me please, Pooh Bear, I gotta be there, it�s me and it�s you, my silly ol� Winnie the Pooh-----�
AFTER TYPING THAT, DO YOU THINK YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A FREAK: no, others might think that but I don�t
DO YOU LIKE CHILDREN: I�m not a pedophile! But Infants are best! So adorable they are! Children are so pestering though...
WHAT DO YOU DO ON THE COMPUTER ALL DAY: well� before I waste my time in ms paint, I chat wif peeps, go onto art galleries, and waste even more of my time by making websites like this.
HOW MANY LAPS HAVE YOU EVER RAN WITHOUT STOPPING: Seven at the gym on a tread mill on good days
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN THE KITCHEN: I loooooove baking!
WHAT DO YOU NOT LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: I love myself! don't bring down my self-esteem!
WHAT WOULD SOMEONE NOTICE ABOUT YOU IF THEY KNEW YOU FOR A WHILE: they�ll notice my hairstyle! i like wearing it the same way a lot becuz i'm too lazy to do anything else with it.
CAR YOU WANT: A really purty, silver jeepish kinda car! Or an antique!
WON ANYTHING: well, in elementary school in Tennessee, I won 1st, 2nd, and two 3rd places ribbons in running. Also in Tennessee, I won three third place trophies in Baton Twirling and in Girl Scouts I won second place in selling cookies (I sold 260 boxes and missed first place by ten!) In jr. high in Ohio I won a Geography Bee (I got a friggin atlas!), and here I won at bingo and got one of those lamps with the color-changing wires at the top! I also was the one hundreth person at the movie theater on fort lewis and I got my family in for free!
WHAT PLACES HAVE YOU VISITED: California, Tennessee, Ohio, North & South Carolina, West Virginia, Washington D.C., New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Iowa, Michigan, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Minnesota, Wyoming, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, Washington, North Dakota, Germany, all over Europe and Euro Disney, France, Italy, Switzerland, Holland, Austria, Hungary, and Spain!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO VISIT MORE PLACES: YEP! Mexico! An� Australia, mate! I wanted to go to Japan!
YOU HAVE MANY ANGER ISSUES WITH YOUR MOM, WHY DON�T YOU TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL: F00K NO! why? so she can just argue with me about how she is right, I don�t even talk to her! I talk to this computer more than I talk to her.
WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING ON BEING WHEN YOU GROW UP: well if I make it through high school, I guess I�ll go on to being in military band. Then I�ll go onto becoming a film director/script writer, hmm, playwright? starving artist, novelist, or something that will get me somewhere, if not anywhere
WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GREW UP: What all kids want to be, a super hero! Or a singer! Until I bashed my head into the refrigerator and I woke up from that silly fantasy.
SUPERSTITIONS: well, being born on Friday the 13, I combat the superstitions with lucky objects like the red rabbits foot, all the sevens paraphernalia I have, and the horse shoe, lol
KISSED SOMEONE: you!
HOW ABOUT PASSIONATELY, MAKE-OUT TYPE OF KISS: well, I will passionately say, NO!
WHO WAS YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE: Friends you mean. There was these 4 pixies, i think they were gay? They were Piggy, Flare, Jolt, and Vanilly Pilly! But now all I have is the negative comments from my pal �Scott�� he tells me to do things� bad things�
ARE YOU CLUMSY: I think when you meet me it is self-explanatory. I fall, my feet give out a lot, I run into things, I slip, I say the wrong things a lot, I get hit by a lot of things� yea� it's great
WHAT PART OF YOU GIVES PEOPLE THE WRONG IDEA ABOUT YOU: My eyebrows! Someone said I look pissed all the time but it isn�t true! My eyebrows are just made that way!
WHEN YOU MEET SOMEONE NEW, WHAT DO YOU DO FIRST: I�ll giggle a bit (or a lot) and get all hyper.
THE LONGEST YOU WENT WITHOUT WASHING YOUR HAIR: either 8 or 9 weeks
THE LONGEST YOU WENT WITHOUT SHOWERING/BATHING: in the summer where I can go, say about, 2 weeks!
THE LONGEST YOU�VE GONE WITHOUT TALKING: Believe it or shove it, one class period
THE LONGEST YOU WENT WITHOUT THE COMPUTER: a week, but when I�m on "vacation" I�d say a month
THE LONGEST YOU WENT WITHOUT TELEVISION: Psh, a day or two or five, I can sleep all day if I want
COLLECTOR OF: Stickers! Any stickers! They reside on my clarinet case! You can never have too many stickers! And stuffed animals!
WHAT SORT OF OBJECTS HAVE YOU NAMED: My playstation 2 which is Piss2! My clarinet whose name is Clairence but then he died (he fell on the pavement cuz I�m clumsy and didn�t know the case was still open) and I had to get a new clarinet whose name is Clairence II. Then there is my pink and blue recorder named Corderoy. Yea yea� band geek
HOW MANY TIMES DO PRACTICE YOUR CLARINET: a minimum of twice a week
WHEN DO YOU NORMALLY PRACTICE YOUR CLARINET: when I�m really hyper to relieve the insaneness or when I�m bored
WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME YOU PRACTICED YOUR CLARINET TOO MUCH: well� this one time, I kept practicing and practicing without stopping and my cheeks were getting sore but I wouldn�t stop and I played through the whole practice book and was learning my scales to get into symphonic band and then started playing through songs and suddenly the bottom of my lip feels really raw and my reed has red stuff on it and I go to the bathroom to see that my lip was bleeding! Uh hehe
WHAT WORDS CONFUSE YOU: nosy and noisy, i can't say them very good because i'm confused by both at times, heh. Pentagram and Hexagram confuse me too, i just can't remember which is which.
HOW FAR HAVE YOU GONE WITH A GUY: What happened to saying opposite sex you st00pid question thingy! Well how far haven�t I gone! Lol I kid therefore I am. I have gone to the end of the hallway with a guy once, how far should we go? All the way to Safeway and back? Or maybe I�m thinking about the wrong thing?
NO, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO A GUY: hmmmm, well I broke a guy�s heart once� I think I still don�t get what you want me to say
HAVE YOU EVER GONE TO THIRD BASE WITH A GUY: well I never played nor walked on a baseball diamond before with a guy so I guess not
YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT: oh now the questions are insults?!
HAVE YOU EVER DONE ANYTHING TO A GUY SEXUALLY: I�m not talking to you anymore cuz you are mean to me
ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION: Oh swearing! You potty mouth, I�m really not gonna talk to you now
ANSWER IT: hmmm hmmm
DO IT: RaKayla says say please!
PLEASE: RaKayla says say �Please with sugar on top�
PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP: say �Please with sugar on top and ice cream in the middle in the sunshine with an elephant eating turkey but rakayla is the best�
PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP AND ICE CREAM IN THE MIDDLE IN THE SUNSHINE WITH AN ELEPHANT EATING TURKEY BUT RAKAYLA IS THE BEST: hu-uh RaKayla didn�t say RaKayla says!
WHAT IS YOUR FANTASY WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX: oh now you want to use the word opposite sex again! Why are you being so perverted you sick questionnaire!
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN AN ESCORT SERVICE GIRL: what are you trying to say?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A SELLSGIRL: I sold sodas to people in 8th grade cuz mah poppy use to work at a Pepsi company
YOU PROSTITUTE: for selling sodas?!?!
GET BACK ON THAT CORNER AND MAKE ME SOME MONEY: NO! I�m the one pimping you! GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME CHICKEN!
OH GO BACK TO THE FIELDS AND PICK ME SOME COTTON: YOU BITCH! * fighting *
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Yeh thaz right! Respect your Pimperella!
DO YOU DREAM: is this a question? I have nightmares, I love them lots! But most of my dreams are d�j� vu of the next day, must be my �Dark� powers at work
PERSON YOU AGREE WITH NO MATTER WHAT JUST SO THEY WILL SHUT UP: ppl like you! well actually, my mom
YOU WRITE WITH: both hands and feet! mwuhahaha, and i write bad either way!
DO YOU BITE YOUR NAILS: i do if i'm panicky
CAN YOU ROLL YOUR TONGUE: Cheh! of course
CAN YOU BLOW SMOKE RINGS: no i don't puff cancer sticks
WHAT SIDE OF THE BED DO YOU SLEEP ON: on whatever side that is comfortable, even if someone is on the other side, lol jk... or am i?!?!? meh
WHAT DO YOU OWN: a lot of things, i own my own towel with a bear on it! and my own wine glass! and you!
SENTENCE THAT DESCRIBES WHAT YOU DO BEST: �I�m a giver, not a receiver� (I give gifts yet don�t really care if I receive any, stop thinkin� pervy bunny thoughts!)
LAST WORDS YOU�D GIVE TO SOMEONE IF YOU WERE ON YOUR DEATH BED: �I�ll be happy where I go now, because you won�t be there.�
YOU SAT THROUGH MY ENTIRE BIOGRAPHY, TIME TO TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY�VE WON: it�s not everyday you read Ra kayla�s biography, and live to tell the tale. you deserve something special! A one of a kind, uber kool, high five from the great Raky!
Kudos to you, you have just wasted your time!