I am's it! So who is the guy behind the mohawk/moron, well thats the thing he is what he says on the tin
YES! a moron, but also so much more, let us pacify our boredom with my drivel:
Name: Richard "Grandma" Edmondson
Nick-names: Grandma, Rick, Moho, Shoesy, Freak and occasionally PhReAk
Ever been so drunk you blacked out? Only the once.
Missed school B/coz it was raining? Nah, Born a trooper.
Put a body part on fire for amusement? Hmm explosive material, blowtorch, no arm hair...
Been hurt emotionally? Yes.
Kept a secret from everyone? Yes.
Had an imaginary friend? No, but i pretend people like me.
Cried during a Film? Yeah Biatch when I was a young'un i cried during Beethoven's 2nd, which is a wank film anyway.
Had a crush on a teacher? Tits, Ass, and a wavy stick which guy wouldn't.
Ever thought an animated character was hot?: No but i hear jesus does...
Been on stage: Yes.
Cut your hair: I have the scars to prove it.
I Like:
Shampoo: I'm a guy, i make cocktail's.
Soap: I'm a guy, i make cocktail's.
Color: Green, The abscence of light.
Day/Night: Depends.
Summer/Winter: Either way I get moaned at.
Lace or satin: Lace, the strawberry variety.
Fave Food: Steak and Kidney Pudding.
Fave Movie: Brazil.
Fave Ice Cream: Phish food.
Fave Subject: Maths cos it's amusing, read up on "boing".