seems I'm shit hot on the guitar tonight I've learnt a hell of a lot of "Young Lust" by Pink floyd, and I can play "Little Green Bag" on the bass. Well onto some real news, It's the easter Revis-o-thon for any 16 - 18 yr old still at school and college. Now for more pertinent news... The newly entitled project called "Date My Grandma Scheme" is becoming incredibly worrying, not only do i not know whom they are other than these facts, she is called Charlotte, she has nice skin :-/, she's pretty in accordance with the head honcho of the scheme, she's 16 and she has a protective mother, I dont have any quarrels with the scheme but the fact she know much more about me than I do of her is highly unnerving oh well, its not being rammed into me its all my decision and so forth...
well I'd best carrying on talking to Sexy Lexy... and continue with my site,
Sex Me Up, Scotty.
Love you all... Grandma Shoesy Shoes
Sir Richard Pump-a-loaf
Before we get into the fascinating stuff i thought i'd start with a little song...
But don't fool yourself girl,
It's lookin' at you
But don't fool yourself girl,
It's winkin' at you
But don't fool yourself girl,
It's blinkin' at you
That's why i say
Ram it, Ram it Ram it,
Ram it up yer poop chute
cornhole
Ram it, Ram it Ram it,
Ram it up yer poop chute
Ok all done, anyway... The weekend was great, nothing to interesting, sore arse, somewhat tanned and fallen a distance... hurting myself, then gave blood
Thanks to Freddy I'm a sexual spastic, Love Grandma
April 3, Thursday, 16:34
But don't fool yourself girl,
It's lookin' at you
But don't fool yourself girl,
It's winkin' at you
But don't fool yourself girl,
It's blinkin' at you
That's why i say
Ram it, Ram it Ram it,
Ram it up yer poop chute
cornhole
Ram it, Ram it Ram it,
Ram it up yer poop chute
Ok all done, anyway... The weekend was great, nothing to interesting, sore arse, somewhat tanned and fallen a distance... hurting myself, then gave blood
Thanks to Freddy I'm a sexual spastic, Love Grandma
Well another day of interest, well two if you count yesterday, I'll start with yesterday, first I had an interview at Leeds, nice place shame that I had my interview across the corridor from where they were baking raw sewage to test on later, so I had a pleasant aroma convaluting my airways, well when that was over I wreaked of raw sewage (Yum....) so I bought a pack of Listerine Oral Health packs (those paper things u put on your tongue that dissolve) well I put the whole pack in at once, two things grew from this:
1.I couldn't feel my mouth for the pain for about 3 hours and.....
2. I had uncontrollable minty fresh farts, YES MINT SMELLING FARTS...
Today wasn't as fun, but still entertain things are being planned which is good and the triad of sites soon will infiltrate mass media, rather than just mine.
Love Grandma
April 1, Tuesday, 23:18
1.I couldn't feel my mouth for the pain for about 3 hours and.....
2. I had uncontrollable minty fresh farts, YES MINT SMELLING FARTS...
Today wasn't as fun, but still entertain things are being planned which is good and the triad of sites soon will infiltrate mass media, rather than just mine.
Love Grandma
two updates on the same day, how fascinating, well anyway just thought I'd add a little to say how shit scared I am for my "informal" interview, I'm the least coherent person I know and I'm gonna come out either looking like an idiot, or cheerfully stroll out knowing I scared the living shit out of induction personnel, my hair won't help but at least it'll be neat. I just had a crazy outlandish idea, how about i get angry and throw thing's at the floor, no no that won't work, I should show them this site, they'd be suitably impressed well I am, anyway i shall persuade myself from blabbing on about bullshit now,
Love Grandma
April 1, Tuesday, 18:39
Love Grandma
Hey There; well this is my brand spanking new site which I just made out of nowhere with the help of looking at other sites and going "ooh", It's gonna be based on my behaviour and moronic behaviour, I should neaten it all up I know theres just this which is fuck all in most peoples minds but I get bored when I do website design, for example I'm bored shitless now.
There will be some ace pictures soon because i am going on a "family" weekend, on a bike traily-ma-job but I have the added problem of having a none suitable hybrid bike (they expect me to road ride - Pfft..) Back to my point, soon we will have pictures of me head to toe in blood, sweat and beer, and a broken bone wouldn't go amiss.
ah well ta-ta now
There will be some ace pictures soon because i am going on a "family" weekend, on a bike traily-ma-job but I have the added problem of having a none suitable hybrid bike (they expect me to road ride - Pfft..) Back to my point, soon we will have pictures of me head to toe in blood, sweat and beer, and a broken bone wouldn't go amiss.
ah well ta-ta now