Alan "boing" Burgoyne
I used to fear this guy, we were in physics together with mr giggles. the incompetent physics teacher, and we used to disregard each other, well I know I did.
Anyway through a strange twist of fate, we ended up in A Level maths together (you need friends when you have Andy) and not knowing anyone else merely him, I talked to him fully and realised he was the don.
anyway he's one cool guy but he ain't got a photo of himself. He used to have a 'fro but he screwed it off for short-arse hair, I preferred the 'fro but i have a mohawk and scare small and large children equally, so my judgement never is considered too carefully at all.
well after seeing my One Big Shoe website it spurred him onto making a website (not designed yet) and then spurred me on to making this one, in hope that myself himself and Law would make like a triad of sites, of our random stupidity.
An example of Alan's retardation was pulling his jeans down to uncover his bumcheeks and have his low slung bag covering them up and walk past a girl bouncing the bag off his arse just as he passed, I nearly cried with laughter and Helen nearly vomited in disgust (Helen is no-one's favourite teacup at the moment, "she a slut" says Alan)
So anyway yep thats about it
Alan = the don
