Hello xxxx

Long time no email. I hope all is well with you.

I'm so sorry that I havent been in contact, but these past few months
have been difficult for me as I have been in a coma most of the time.
The doctors said that I wouldn't walk again, but I have proved them wrong.
I dont want to make a song and dance about it, but I am now 101% fit.
I feel grand, I feel wonderful, I feel like a ray of sunshine and singing
a tune.

I was walking down the street and next thing I knew I woke up in
hospital months later. Apparently what happened was that a grand
piano fell on top of me from a window, thankfully it wasnt that high,
else I would be dead. As I lay unconscious on the floor, a cello hit me
as well. The doctors said that the g-string did quite a lot of damage as
it cut into my leg. It was just a fine cut, you can hardly see a scar.
Nothing that plastic surgery cant cover up.

I just wanted to know if the deal was still on or not. I spent a lot of
money in the hospital as I didnt have insurance and the people who's
piano it was ran away. I still have a substantial amount in my coffers,
so I'm not that worried, but a little slice of a few million would be nice
too. Please remind me at what stage we were at.

Happy New Year, Scarlett Barker XXX