Name: Leanne
Age: 18
Occupation: Student & Beverage sales assistant
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Auburn
The Rest: Sadly, none of your beeswax.

I'm...a scholar, writer and critic, I'll pour you the best pint/beer you'll ever drink, I'm sleepy and hungry, usually on time, I watch and read everything I humanly can, my husband is Jonathan Rhys Meyers, my babies are five chihuahuas and two guinea pigs, I wallow in Wicca, I can never hear enough music, I cackle at Family Guy and Sex and the City, my room is a cluttered paradise on earth, my friends are mine in calm and stormy weathers, and one day this will be my home.

I've no objection to email as long as it's riveting.

My favourite...

Films

Gone with the Wind
A Clockwork Orange
Elizabeth
Bram Stoker's Dracula
Heavenly Creatures
Titus
Dogma
To Die For
Bridget Jones's Diary
The Wicker Man
Shallow Grave
American Beauty

Books

Anne Rice - The Queen of the Damned
Alex Garland - The Beach
Rebecca Wells - The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Margaret Mitchell - Gone with the Wind
Jane Austen - Pride and Prejudice
William Shakespeare - Titus Andronicus
Robin Maxwell - The Secret Diary of Anne Boleyn

Actors

Nicole Kidman, Geoffrey Rush, Christopher Lee, Kate Winslet, Christina Ricci, Minnie Driver, Ewan McGregor, Cate Blanchett, Vivien Leigh, Malcolm McDowell, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Anthony Hopkins, Saffron Burrows

Food and drink

Cheesy pasta and Smirnoff Ice *runs off to get some*

Quotes

"Life is much too important a thing ever to talk seriously about it." - Oscar Wilde

"There are some people who never know who they are, or who they want to be, and that is a real tragedy. I always knew who I was and who I wanted to be." - Nicole Kidman as Suzanne Stone, To Die For

"He who never made a mistake never made a discovery." - Proverb

"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house." Zsa Zsa Gabor

"I guess I could be pretty p*ssed off about what happened to me. But it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world." - Kevin Spacey as Lester Burnham, American Beauty

I dream...

I walk into Waterstones, my house of worship, one day and see a row of copies of my latest bestseller on one of those shelves. Even as I watch, they're disappearing as people buy them.

I get Jonathan Ross's job, getting paid to watch films and then write about why they're rubbish.

I achieve the highest qualification possible in English Literature.

I'm the playwright 'dallying' with the beautiful lead actor starring in it. Yeah, I watched Moulin Rouge today.

I move into my purpose-built mansion in the middle of a field somewhere in Wales/Ireland/Southern England and sit around counting my money, surrounded by cats, dogs, bunnies and horses (outside, of course).