| QUOTES |
| The Bellow are quotes taken from Peter S. Beagle's "The Last Unicorn" "Death takes what man would keep and leaves what man would lose" ~ The Butterfly "What is plucked will grow again, What is slain lives on, What is stolen will remain-- What is gone is gone." ~ Old Age "We are not always what we seem, and hardly ever what we dream." ~ Schmendrick the Magician "I always say perserverance is nine-tenths of any art--not that it's much help to be nine-tenths an artist, of course." ~ Mabruk the Wizard "It's really not so good to have time. Rush, scramble, desperation, this missed, that left behind, those others too big to fit into such a small space--that's the way life was meant to be. You're supposed to be too late for some things. Don't worry about it." ~ The Skull "When I was alive, I believed--as you do--that time was at least as real and solid as myself, and probably more so. I said 'one o'clock' as though I could see it, and 'Monday' as though I could find it on the map; and I let myself be hurried along from minute to minute, day to day, year to year, as though I were actually moving from one place to another. Like everyone else, I lived in a house bricked up with seconds and minutes, weekends and New Year's Days, and I never went outside until I died, because there was no other door. Now I know that I could have walked through the walls." ~ The Skull "That is true. You are a man, and men can do nothing that makes any difference." ~ The Unicorn "Great heroes need great sorrows and burdens, or half their greatness goes unnoticed." ~ Schmendrick the Magician George Carlin Quotes �I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don�t have as many people who believe it� "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. �The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.� Quotes from the TICK TV Reporter: "Can you blow up the Earth with your mind?" The Tick: "I hope not, that's where I keep all my stuff!" "When evil's afoot, and you don't have any arms, you've got to do a little leg work. And when evil's ahead, and you're a little behind, you've got to stay hip. You've got to keep on your toes! You've got to kick a little--" -The Tick "Science is a two headed beast, arthur. One head is good. It brings us advances like aspirin. But the other head-Oh, beware the other head of science, arthur! It bites!" -Tick "You don't fight destiny, no sir... and you don't eat crackers in the bed of your future!" -The Tick "The Fourth Dimension is just one big crazy do not enter clambake jungle of weirdity -- and how does it work? Never mind!" -The Tick "But what this feast needs, Arthur, is PEZ." -The Tick "Wicked men! Cease your antics, or I may be forced to assault you with the U.S. Postal System!" -The Tick "SPOON!" OTHER VARIOUS QUOTES When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, pee in it, and serve it to the people that piss you off. � Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy The problem with the global village is all the global village idiots. - P. Ginsparg It is a luxury to be understood � Ralph Waldo Emerson First get your facts; then you may distort them at your leasure. -Mark Twain Our planet is the mental instatution for the Universe � Johann Wolfgang Von Goeth Man is the only animal which causes pain to others without any further purpose except to cause it. � Arthur Schopenhauer |