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SLASHY THOUGHTS,
SHONEE M.
ORLANDO/VIGGO MORTENSEN
R: This is my favorite Orlando Bloom story of all time. Viggo/Orlando, OMC(Marius)/Orlando *****+
(RPS) Three Nuts for Orlando by Beryll & Osiris Brackhaus: From what I can remember, this story is kind of like Cinderella (or some such fairytale) but SOOO much better. Very endearing. ****
(RPS) Hunger by Mimi: Orlando Bloom is on the set of Lord of the Rings, and people are starting to notice his strange behavior; how he never eats in from of anyone, how he eats so methodically when he actually does. Viggo Mortenson/Orlando Bloom *****+ (For sentimental reasons)
WARNING: Eating disorder. The author has said that this story is finished, but it ends in an awkward place, and I think she just checked the completed box.
(RPS) Alpha Beta by Myr: When Orrli [Orlando Bloom] is old enough for a mate, he has no say in it; it's predestined because of his certain condition and skills. At first, it is the will of the gods' that he marries the leader of his tribe. Then, his destiny changes dramatically and in the end, he faces much larger challenges. (Summary by Myr)
R: I usually don't like when people hook up with more than two people in one story, but this one is an exception. Viggo Mortenson/Orlando Bloom, Various/Orlando Bloom MPREG ****
(RPS) The Onnagata by Bailey: A Dane comes to feudal Japan to hone his skills in sword-making. Viggo Mortenson/Orlando Bloom ****
(RPS) Unnecessary Evils by Jennlyn820 and Lennongirl: Viggo and Orlando, two stubborn, excess-driven rockers, are forced to work together to save their careers. Viggo Mortenson/Orlando Bloom, Orlando/OMC *****+
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R: OMFG! I can't believe that this wasn't the first story on this list. This story is beyond amazing! Definitely #1 in RPS, and top 3 in all other genres that I can't think of right now. Colin Farrell/Orlando Bloom, David/Dominic. *****+
DB Extra (takes place during the story): The Domino Affair
DB Extra (takes place after The Domino Affair): Viggo Watched
Christmas Episode: Their First Christmas Tree
Four Years After DB: Blue Christmas
(RPS) The Taste of a Warrior by Dhvana: After being turned, Colin Farrell is initiated into the world of Vampires and Vampire Hunters. Orlando Bloom/Colin Farrell. *****+
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R: This is my favorite Orlando Bloom story of all time. Viggo/Orlando, OMC(Marius)/Orlando *****+
(RPS) Alpha Beta by Myr: When Orrli [Orlando Bloom] is old enough for a mate, he has no say in it; it's predestined because of his certain condition and skills. At first, it is the will of the gods' that he marries the leader of his tribe. Then, his destiny changes dramatically and in the end, he faces much larger challenges. (Summary by Myr)
R: I usually don't like when people hook up with more than two people in one story, but this one is an exception. Viggo Mortenson/Orlando Bloom, Various/Orlando Bloom MPREG ****
(RPS) Lose Yourself by Ylith: Marshall is a single father trying to get noticed for his talent and be a rapper. Orlando is a young man who is trying to find himself and a reason to get out of his destructive life. Marshall Mathers/Orlando Bloom, Vin Diesel/Orlando Bloom [Summary by Ylith] ****� +
WARNING: Domestic abuse. AU
(RPS) To Please the Crowd by Ylith: Brad is sold to a trainer of gladiators. Because he's never lost and because of his northern looks, he is dubbed "Achilles" and given a pleasure slave named Orlando. Brad Pitt/Orlando Bloom *****
WARNING: Violence, rape.
(RPS) Whispers by Queenie: Marshall Mathers a.k.a Eminem is enticed by a mouthy, 19-year-old male prostitute in New Orleans.
R: I remember reading this a long time ago, and I found myself thinking about this a lot over the years. This was monumental in the way I read slash today. This story spoiled me for all other slash. Eminem/OMC *****+
Sequel: Whispers Two
(RPS) Lose Yourself by Ylith: Marshall is a single father trying to get noticed for his talent and be a rapper. Orlando is a young man who is trying to find himself and a reason to get out of his destructive life. Marshall Mathers/Orlando Bloom, Vin Diesel/Orlando Bloom [Summary by Ylith] ****� +
WARNING: Domestic abuse. AU
JARED/JENSEN
(RPS) If I recall correctly, you mentioned a Conflict of Interests. by Keepaofthecheez: (Jan. 29, 2009) Jared is a videogame reviewer with a reputation for having a cutting tongue, and Jensen is an up and coming game designer with everything to prove for his project, Supernatural. Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles, minor Jared/Chace Crawford, some implied Jensen/Danneel Harris, Chad Michael Murray, Kristin Kreuk, Katie Cassidy. Grade: B
(RPS) Single Male Seeking Same by Jenadamson: (Jan. 30, 2009) Fed up with dating women who never meet his expectations, Jensen answers a singles' ad and gets much more than he bargained for. Jared/Jensen, Danneel/Chris Kane, Sandy/Adrianne, Jared/other, Chad, Steve Grade: A
(RPS) True Hollywood Story by Jenadamson: (Jan. 31, 2009) Two years ago, Jared had suggested Jensen move in like this: �Sandy got the rest of her stuff out last week,��.It had been simple, really. Easy. Things between them were always easy. Jared/Jensen, Jared/F Grade: B
(RPS) Curiosity by atsugari8: (Jan. 31, 2009) The last thing Jensen expects to find when he comes home after his flight to Dallas is cancelled is to find his co-star with company...
Pairing: Jensen, OMC/Jared
Warning: NC17 for sex and swearing, bottom!Jared, heavy OMC and Jared action.
R: There be serious, porno-grade fucking going on in here. Be prepared to mop the floors after read this one. Grade: A
Sequel: Bruised
(RPS)(SPN) No Place Like Home by timehasa-way: (Feb. 3, 2009) Jared wakes up injured in an abandoned building with no memory of how he got there. When he goes to find help, he runs into Sam and Dean. They try to help him find a way back home. Jared, Dean, Sam, Jensen. Grade: C+
R: This got a lower grade because the second part of the story was just so ill-fitting.
(RPS) Forty-Three Days (extras) by timehasa-way: (Feb. 4, 2009) This story can stand alone, but it is part of a series called Forty-Three Days which I also recommend (****). It�s basically the fun and fucking after the bad shit that happened in the series. I swear, your underwear will explode right off your cheeks! XD Jared/Jensen Grade: A
(RPS) Waiting for My Real Life to Begin (sequels linked) by sneaky_sena: (Feb. 5, 2009) Jared goes through some seriously screwed up roommates before he finds the right fit. Jared/Jensen Grade: A
(RPS) What Makes Sense by slashboyz: (Feb. 15, 2009) Jensen is suffering from a broken heart, and Jared decides to try and seduce his best friend into taking a walk on the wild side, which leads to Jensen experiencing five sensory gifts, over the course of a hectic work week� Jensen/Jared Grade: A
(RPS) Blood Bond by J2Daily: (Feb. 18, 2009) Jensen is just a struggling actor moonlighting as a bartender when he meets Kane. Jensen/Jared, Chad Michael Murray/OMC, Chris Kane/Steve Carlson, Jensen/Chris/Steve Grade: B+
(RPS) There�s No Logic (So Please Believe Me) by raphaela667: So, overall, Jared was not especially surprised that he�d fallen in love with Jensen suddenly. He was a little shocked that he�d fallen in love with Jensen. Who was, OK, sort of blindingly pretty, but you got over that once you figured out that he would rather buy new underwear than wash the old ones (sometimes, Jared got annoyed with him and did his laundry, it made sense to him). Jared/Jensen Grade: B+
(RPS) Sick �Verse by writingatmidnight: (Feb. 20, 2009) It all changed for Jared when Jensen got sick. Then, it was all about trust. Jared/Jensen Grade: A
(RPS) A Little Fall of Rain by splashpink: (Feb. 21, 2009) 2007, a young author hunts for decades old clues in the death of an actor. 1966, whilst walking in the rain, a barman with a debt too big to pay saves the life of Hollywood's biggest star. Jared/Jensen, Chris/Sandy [NOT A DEATH FIC] Grade: B+
(RPS) The Gold Band by splash pink: (Feb. 21, 2009) There had been no threshold carrying, and Jared had been raised on Disney, thank you very much. There was always threshold carrying. Jared/Jensen SHORT Grade: B+
(RPS) After the Tone by Kashmir: (Feb. 23, 2009) Years and years on the same show can spoil a guy, so it's no wonder that Jensen finds himself at loose ends after Supernatural's over. With Jared's schedule already filled up and no desire to play the Hollywood game anymore, Jensen takes a role in an Off-Broadway production in New York City, and starts himself on a journey to find out just who he is and exactly what - or who - he wants from life. Jared/Jensen, OMC/Jensen Grade: B+
(RPS) Vacanze Romane by benitle: (Feb. 24, 2009) Sandy breaks up with Jared, leaving him heart-broken. Jensen comes to the rescue and drags him on a vacation to a fancy, European city. While they enjoy their trip, Jensen tries to ignore his crush on Jared. Things go well and Jared lightens up again but one drunken night something happens Jensen never dared dream of, turning his world upside down. Jared/Jensen Grade: B+
(RPS) One for the Road by greasers: (Feb. 24, 2009) I was in California, I'd reached my destination. And I'd met a great man on the way there, one who I would hopefully stay in touch with. And even if we never talked or saw each other again, I'd always remember the experience. But now it was my time -- Hollywood, here I come. Jensen/Jared Grade B+
Sequel: Two for the Show Grade: B+
(RPS) In A Mirror Distorted and Indistinct by felisblaco: (Feb. 25, 2009) They keep calling him beautiful. Pretty. �Come on. Look this way. Give us a smile, Jensen.� He smiles and blinks against the flashes, fighting the urge to lower his eyes, to hide the blush burning under layers of makeup. Sweat runs down his back, his hands tremble.
He�s not pretty, not beautiful. He�s small and weak and pathetic and one day they�re all gonna figure it out. One day� Jensen/Jared (Jared/Sandy, Jensen/OFC) Grade: A
Warning: Deals with eating disorders and cutting
(RPS) Twenty Minutes to Jaded by Cards: (Feb. 26, 2009) Centered on the twenty minutes that make Jensen Jaded. Jared/Jensen, Jensen/Joanna SHORT Grade: C+
(RPS) The Jared Padalecki Untitled Project by esohpe: (Feb. 26, 2009 )After Supernatural, Jensen and Jared aren't talking. But a film's a film and Jensen could really use the money. Jared/Jensen Grade: A
(RPS) Smile for the Camera by Nic: (Mar. 1, 2009) AU story about Jared and Jensen who are two straight men posing for a gay magazine. Can they stand the heat? Or will things become not so straight anymore� Grade: A
(RPS) A Goodbye Kiss by wordsovertime: (Mar. 5, 2009) Jensen disappears without a trace and Jared finds himself in the middle of a conspiracy that he couldn't have imagined on his best day. Jensen/Jared, Jared/OMC Grade: High A
(RPS) Putting My Life on the Brink by lazy_daze: (Mar. 6, 2009) based on the film What Happens In Vegas. Jared and Jensen have a drunken night in Vegas, and wake up married. AU Jared/Jensen Grade: A-
(RPS) Aural by lazy_daze: (March 8, 2009) Jensen�s uncle is accused of a crime that he�s sure that he didn�t commit, and it throws the whole Ackles family into turmoil. With the family business falling apart, Jensen tries to get dirt on the lawyer putting forth the accusations, Jared Padalecki.
R: I never thought that it would happen, but someone has taken my podfic cherry. The dubious honor goes to juice817 and her reading of Aural HERE. Seriously, listen to this story as podfic. Jared/Jensen Grade: B-
(RPS) California Shallows by toxic939: (Mar. 8, 2009) Jared and his friends are spending their last summer together before college on the beach in an out of the way town in sounthern California. Enter messed up Jensen with an odd fixation with the ocean. Jared's summer blow out just got more interesting. Jensen/Jared Grade: A+
Sequel: Lights are Changing
Sequel: Like Vines
(RPS) Crushed in Cordova by aynslee: After losing his wife, Jensen�s determined to be a good father, even though he doesn�t ever plan on dating again. But once he meets Jared, everything changes. Jared/Jensen Grade: A
(RPS) Your Brains are No Match for My Tractorbeam [Podfic!version] by Chash (read by juice817) Jensen is a socially awkward but happy theoretical physicist, Jared is an aspiring actor, and everyone sucks at relationships pretty damn hard. Jared/Jensen Grade: B-
Audio: Part One / Part Two / Part Three
(RPS) Beautiful Day Outside (Everything I Need I Got Right Here) by unperfectwolf: (March 20, 2009) Every time Jared sees Jensen like that, half-awake and wearing one of his shirts, he's reminded about just how lucky he is. Jared/Jensen
R: Yeah, I�m reccing because I�m a sucker for a swollen asshole. You got a problem with that? Grade: B
(RPS) Off the Script by jasmasson: (March 20, 2009) Jensen Ackles was the porn industry�s leading star for years, until Jared Padalecki came along. Jensen�s world-weary and disillusioned. Jared�s� not. Jared/Jensen, Jensen/OMC Grade: B
(RPS) Almost by kaczera84: (March 23, 2009) During filming, Jensen gets bitten, and almost dies. Jared/Jensen Grade: C+
(RPS) Life is Like A Song by tabbyshhh: (March 28, 2009) Jared�s mom thinks this is a phase he�ll get over. She�s wrong. Characters/Pairings: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles (Also � Jensen/Justin Hartley, Jensen/Tom Welling, Jensen/Wentworth Miller, Jared/Milo Ventimiglia, Mike Rosenbaum/Allison Mack and very brief mentions of Jensen/OMC, Jensen/OFC, Jared/OMC, Jared/Sandy and Jared/OFC.) Grade: A
(RPS) Like A Glass Half Empty by dark_reaction: (March 31, 2009) Jensen is the bitchy lead-guitarist in a successful rock band. When their bassist pulled an Ian Curtis, they needed to recruit a new one. In walked Jared. Jensen is determined to have nothing to do with him. But sometimes the best laid plans.�Jared/Jensen
R: I don�t know where this story was going, but I enjoyed the ride. Grade: B
(RPS)(SPN) Blackout by vileseagulls: (April 1, 2009) Breathplay. Fuckin� hot. Yeah. Dean/Jared Grade: A
(RPS) To Wake A Captive Dreamer by sophie_448: (April 3, 2009) Jared moves to a new city, and in less than 2 weeks, the drummer takes him to bed. Jared/Jensen, Steve/Chris Grade: B
(RPS) Too Much of a Good Thing Makes It Better by beckaandzac: (April 7, 2009) Jared�s eager to finally bed Jensen, but Jensen�s having trouble with Jared�s size. Jared/Jensen Grade: C+
WARNING: Size!kink, PWP, short.
(RPS) Spread Your White Sheets Over My Empty House by delicate light: (April 7, 2009) Jensen meets a man that just does it for him, but unfortunately, he�s already with Chris. Jared/Jensen, Chris/Jared Grade: B
R: Little bit of size!kink going on in here. I think I might have recced it just for that.
(RPS) My Heart Don�t Beat the Way It Used To by raina_at: (April 11, 2009) Jared and Jensen have been best friends forever, and nothing�s going to ever change that, not even senior slump, or college anxieties, or even Jared getting an annoying cheerleader girlfriend. Or so Jensen thought.
R: Yeah, so I was listening to Diana Krall�s �The Boy from Ipanema� and I thought it went along pretty well. If the song and the story sync up in the right places, you could get a real tear-jerker. Jared/Jensen, Jared/Sandy Grade: B+
