| Jason's Comedy Corner by Jason Overfield |
| Question: What is the differnce between a barking dog and an umbrella Answer: The umbrella can shut up Question: What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? Answer: If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail Question: What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? Answer: Two dogs howling at the moon Question: What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog? Answer: A pup Question: What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails? Answer: A retail store Question: What should you do if you find a 500 pound dog asleep on your bed? Answer: Sleep on the sofa Question: What should you do if you find a 500 pound dog wearing your favourite tie? Answer: Go see a doctor. You have been seeing too many 500 pound dogs lately. Question: What should you do if you find an angry 500 pound dog in your kitchen? Answer: Eat out Question: What should you do if you see a vicious dog? Answer: Hope he doesn't see you. Question: What should you do with a blue dog? Answer: Cheer him up Question: What should you know before you teach you dog a new trick? Answer: You should know more than your dog |