Jason's Comedy Corner
by Jason Overfield
Question:  What is the differnce between a barking dog and an umbrella
Answer:  The umbrella can shut up

Question:  What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?
Answer:  If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail

Question:  What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?
Answer:  Two dogs howling at the moon

Question:  What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog?
Answer:  A pup

Question:  What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?
Answer:  A retail store

Question:  What should you do if you find a 500 pound dog asleep on your bed?
Answer:  Sleep on the sofa

Question:  What should you do if you find a 500 pound dog wearing your favourite tie?
Answer:  Go see a doctor.  You have been seeing too many 500 pound dogs lately.

Question:  What should you do if you find an angry 500 pound dog in your kitchen?
Answer:  Eat out

Question:  What should you do if you see a vicious dog?
Answer:  Hope he doesn't see you.

Question:  What should you do with a blue dog?
Answer:  Cheer him up

Question:  What should you know before you teach you dog a new trick?
Answer:  You should know more than your dog
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