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| 3 Nuns One day 3 nuns were sitting on a park bench and this guy jumped out of the bushes and flashed them. The 1st had a stroke, the 2nd one had a stroke, and the 3rd one's arm was too short. 6.9 Q: What is a 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period. A Prayer Before Dying When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Big Tongue Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung Blondes and cow patties Q: What do blondes and cow patties have in common? A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up. Broomsticks Q: Why don't witches wear undies? A: To get better grip on their brooms. Bug's End Q: What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield? A: It's ass. |
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