| OK, HERES OUR PAGE FULL OF HILLARIOUS (???) JOKES!!!! WHY DID THE ONE EYED CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD??? TO GET TO THE BIRDS EYE SHOP!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! SEE, HILLARIOUS NOW READ ON FOR MORE!!!! |
| OSAMA BIN LADEN AND A FOLLOWER WERE RIDING THROUGH THE DESERT ON A CAMAL. BIN LADEN GETS OF AND LOOKS AT THE CAMALS ARSE. THE FOLLOWER ASKS HIM WHY HE IS DOING THIS. BIN LADEN REPLYS "ABOUT A MILE BACK SOMEONE SAID LOOK AT THOSE TWO ARSEHOLES ON THAT CAMAL" HOW DO YOU STOP A TALIBAN TANK SHOOT THE GUY PUSHING IT HOW DID THE BLONDE DIE RAKING LEAVES? SHE FELL OUT OF THE TREE YOUR SO UGLY YOU LOOKED OUT OF THE WINDOW AND GOT ARRESTED FOR MOONING A BLONDE WAS DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD WHEN HER HUSBAND PHONES HER AND SAYS "YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT, THE NEWS SAID THAT THERE WAS A MAD WOMEN DRIVING THE WRONG WAY DOWN THE M1". "I KNOW" REPLYS THE BLONDE "BUT THERE ISNT JUST ONE, THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF THEM!!!" TWO CANNIBALS ARE EATING DINNER WHEN ONE SAYS "I HATE MY MOTHER IN LAW". "WELL JUST EAT YOUR POTATOES THEN" THE OTHER REPLYS |