| EDITOR IN LOVE? | ||||||||||||
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| our dearest editor has apparently fallen in love. Here is the memo that was found in a rubbish bin that sources saw a girl by the name of Wan Ling walk past and dispose of a piece of paper. Moments earlier, our editor was seen giving this memo to Wanling. Our informants were suspicious about the contents of the memo and seeing that the editor hasn't been scandalised, they decided to follow hotly on the heels of the memo. Lady luck must have been on our informants side as they saw wanling throw away that memo. On picking up of the note, they gave me a call immediately to inform me of the contents on the memo. The problem was, I couldn't disseminate the information to our EDITOR, as he wouldn't approve of this article. So, i had to keep my mouth mum and i had to bribe my informants not to leak out this scandal to other editors of other webbies. This scandal certainly cost a lot in monetary terms and in physical temptation to keep this a secret. here was what the note said. Dearest Wanling, I know i haven'e written to you before and this may seem funny. But i had to write to write because of compelling reasons. I had to let you know what i felt about you. Actually, since the first day of school, i have found you attractive. I love the potpourri you put in your bag and because i miss you so much, i bought one that smells exactly like yours so as to make my bag smell likes yours. I found your long silky hair rather attractive and your lovely red ears very enticing. Whenever we have lessons, and you sit in my line of sight, i would let my eyes roam all over your body. But i feel jealous everytime i see gary hitting your head. But your reaction is ever so cute. Your reaction of you hitting your chin in response has captivated me thoroughly. So would you please go with me to dinner at Jurong? It is a place where very little people frequent. Please reply asap. MUACKS! Love Shuming OMG! Isn't that scandalous? Informants have overheard wanling's comments upon reading the note. She was allegedly to have told grily :" eee.. that shuming so bhb. He although a little good looking, but i dun wan a potential monk to be my bf lor.(balding) He walks like some ah kua too lor. I dunno lar. how?" grily: " then throw away lor" wow. good advice man. now the whole world knows. Till now, Scandals'r'us informants are trailing them and updating me every 15 mins on the latest development of this scandal. |
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| Reported by:gary | ||||||||||||
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