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#48
Dear Brother,
How are you today?
In fact, I write to confirm from you if there is any good response from Mr.
Brown and his organization.
However, I am advising you to call back the money, and then, you ask Mr. Brown
to give you another account for a re-payment. I hope it will be more better for
both parties.
Hopping to hear from you soonest.
Regards,
Jonathan.
Dear Mr. Dick,
I write to confirm from you if there is any good news from your side. Have you
traced and called back the money with the bank?
Please, update me at once.
I am waiting.
Regards,
Jonathan.
[I play it cool, have a bit of a break from all this wierdness, then let rip...]
Dear Brother Bucky,
I have been very busy making preparations for the film recently which is why I have not been able to mail you. There has been some serious developments concerning the film. I am now talking to Fanny again and you will be pleased to know that we are friends. She may even partake in the film as previously planned. However, "African Love Dog" will have to be delayed until "Shit Eaters II" is completed. I hope you understand that this film is much more progressed concerning its preparation. Fanny has told me that in a fit of rage she gave yours and Thomas's email address to Maycago Entuboca. I understand that he may have contacted you in an attempt to lure you over to the dark side and believe me, it is dark - with sweetcorn. I may have even pulled off a coo in persuading The Gimp to join us.
I attatch the model release form for you to print off, sign it in pen, scan and return the document to me as an attatchment. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND NEEDS TO BE DONE BY THE END OF THE WEEK. I need you to do this as soon as possible to show me that you are loyal to me and not to Maycago. If you do not help me here then I shall not be so fast helping you with the deal we have. Thomas Brown is a nightmare to work with. I cannot believe his stupidity. Why is his account blocked? What sort of business does he run from this account? MY BANK MANAGER IS MOST SUSPICIOUS. I tell him however, that you are a good man and that you are going to be in one of my films. The sooner you sign this document and send it back to me, the sooner I can convince my bank manager that you are for real.
I should have the money back by the end of the week. I have other business to attend to during this week and anyway, Thomas Brown has not yet given me a new account. I fear he is up to something. Hopefully I should be able to pay the money in to the new account next week if my bank manager allows me and I have the new account details, but you MUST SIGN THE ADULT RELEASE FORM AND SEND IT BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!
Brother, this is the most serious part of the deal to date.
Your pleasure is my purpose,
DICK PLEASURE
[With this mail I attach a ridiculous "Adult Model Release Form" for the film as a word document that will need to be signed for the film to progess. I wonder if he will sign it...]
#49
Dear Brother,
I have read your mail and all your comments were well noted. I am happy to hear
about your hard working towards the film show.
At first, I am going to fill the FORM and send it to you by tomorrow since I am
about leaving the office.
Secondly, you are quite aware that I am devoted to be in the film, therefore "No
skinpain".
Coming to our fund with the security company in London, I do not like the way
things is going on there. How could Mr. Brown give you a blocked account? I
think he might be jocking.
But I want you now to write Mr. Brown for a new account so that you will pay in
the money as soon as you have it back this weekend. I am going to communicate
Mr. Brown concerning the account, as to enable him give you a new bank account.
However, remember my visit to London on the 14th Feb. for the operation.
In conclusion, expect the FORM tomorrow.
Regards,
Jonathan.
Dear Brother Dick,
I write to inform you that it is your duty to write Mr. Brown and ask for a new
account for the re-payment as soon as you collect the money this weekend as you
said.
Please, do not communicate him immediately for a new account.
Meanwhile, I attached the agreement here for you.
Get back to me on receipt of the document.
Furthermore, signing this agreement means I accepted the offer.
Regards,
Jonathan.
[Oh my Lord, he signed it!!!!!
This guy must be really desperate. Click here to see the signed Adult Model Release Form.]
Dear Jonathan,
Thank you for the signed form. The Bank Manager will be very pleased to see this. I am just waiting for Thomas to sign his now. If you communicate with him, could you urge him to sign his form as soon as possible? Will you be able to bring your dog Bukky over for the film as previously agreed? When are you coming over to the UK? Please tell me a date and scan your tickets as soon as possible so that I know you are for real.
I have asked Thomas Brown for a new bank account for which to pay in the money.
Your pleasure is my purpose,
DICK PLEASURE
#50
Dear Mr. Dick Pleasure,
We are still waiting to hear from you as per the payment which we asked you to re call from the account number. We shall pass another account number to you to make the payment. Do not waste our time. You are advised to get the money immediately and pass it to us so that we can invite you for the release of your payment to you.
Also, we have decided to attach the photo copy of your fund and this picture was taken early this year when our Company resum work for the year 2003. Therefore, kindly view your fund and as soon as you comply with the payment, we shall invite you to come and pick the boxes. Remember that your fund came from Africa with 4 small trunk boxes and upon its arrival in United Kingdom, we transferred the money into TWO BIG BOXES. This will enable you carry the money easily.
Take a look at the attachment below and contact me immediately for the account to pay the $25,000.
Best regards,
Thomas Brown.
Global Securities and Finance Firm.
[With this email he sent a photo of the money that I have got to collect. Haven't we seen this photo before somewhere on Scamorama? Anyway, click here to see it.]
Dear Thomas,
I have successfully recalled the money from the bank although the Bank Manager was very suspicious. I explained to him that you were a good man and that you were going to be in one of my films. I enclose a copy of the Adult Model Release Form that you must print out, sign in pen, scan and then return to me an an attatchment. The sooner you can do this, the sooner I can convince him that you are for real.
I am talking to Fanny again and we are friends. She has even persuaded a character called The Gimp to be in "Shit Eaters II" with yourself, Dee and Jonathan.
I have arranged with Anthony John Hardy that your scrotal implant operation should take place on the 28th February, here in London.
I am not happy that you have transferred the money into two boxes. What authority did you have to open them? How will it be easier to carry 2 very heavy boxes as opposed to 4 lighter ones? I demand that you transfer the money back into the 4 silver trunk boxes and take a photo and send it so me to prove that you have done this. I am really not happy with your attitiude, you just do not think Thomas. I WANT THE MONEY TRANSFERRED BACK INTO THE 4 BOXES, DO YOU HEAR???
When you have transferred the money back you can send me the new bank account details. I don't want the excuse that your goons will help me carry the boxes, I want the back in their original boxes out of principal.
Please return the signed Adult Model Release Form ASAP so that I can convince the Bank Manager that you are for real. I don't want him to scupper the deal.
Your pleasure is my purpose,
DICK PLEASURE
Dear Jonathan,
Thank you for the signed form. The Bank Manager will be very pleased to see this. I am just waiting for Thomas to sign his now. If you communicate with him, could you urge him to sign his form as soon as possible? Will you be able to bring your dog Bukky over for the film as previously agreed? When are you coming over to the UK? Please tell me a date and scan your tickets as soon as possible so that I know you are for real.
I have asked Thomas Brown for a new bank account for which to pay in the money.
Your pleasure is my purpose,
DICK PLEASURE
#51
Dear Brother,
I have read your mail and I am happy that you received the attachment I sent you
as it was signed. I hope your bank manager would act on your request now.
How come do you send the Form to Mr. Thomas Brown for endorsement? Is he part of
our film business? I am againgt that idea, and he is not going to sign anything
for you. I will communicate him immediately. Don't you know that you are trying
to joepardise the transaction as you allow Mr. Brown to have knowledge of this.
I will not agree. The file business is between you and me, period. Therefore,
you don't wait for Mr. Brown to sign anything for you, you better go ahead in
re-paying the money into the new account he will provide you.
As for my dog, I will come over with it. My coming to UK is on your hand. I hope
to be there before the 14th Feb., 2003 so that I will have the operation done,
but I cannot make any move without us completing our transaction first. I have
to use some of my share there to set up a business that will be faching my wife
some bigger money in my home country.
Once this is concluded, I will pay my flight ticket at once, and will send copy
to you.
I hope you will understand my points clearly.
Regards,
Jonathan.
[Well, after starting this correspondence in late October 2002, it looks like it's finally going to wind up in the middle of this month.]
[More nonsense from Mr. Brown...]
Dear Mr. Dick Pleasure,
It seems you are not taking this transaction serious and because of that, we are going to give you some time to meet up with the requested amount. This would shipp back to Africa first week of February and I have write a report against you and I will make it cleared to them that you are not interested to claim the money.
Do not send any attachment again to this company. You are warned. It will luke stupid that this fund is london here and you could not claim it.
Thomas Brown.
[Again, I take a bit of a break for a few days. Boy, are these pets demanding...]
Dear Mr. Dick Pleasure,
This is to inform you that we are still waiting to hear from you before we pass our account number to you for the payment. Do not delay our time plaes.
Our regards,
Thomas Brown.
Dear Dick,
I write to inform you that I am yet to hear from you despite my last mail.
Have you concluded with Mr. Thomas Brown concerning the new account?
I look forward to hearing from you.
Regards,
Jonathan.
#52
Dear Mr. Brown,
The money has now been retrieved from the bank after a lengthy process. How dare you give me a blocked account. How dare you open the silver trunk boxes when you have no authorisation. What kind of business are you in? How dare you agree to be in the film and then refuse to sign the Adult Model Release Form. Your mother blows goats. Why are you wasting mine and Mr. Mokoena's time and accuse me of wasting yours? Your father likes chickens. Who is your boss? I have had enough of your utterances. I no longer wish to deal with the monkey. Give me your handler or transfer the money into it's original boxes, send me a photo of it and give me a new account number.
your pleasure is my purpose,
DICK PLEASURE
[Time to rattle Jonathan's cage again and query him about the fact how Thomas was to have now knowledge of the contents of the boxes.]
Dear Son,
I call you Son because I am 69 and old enough to be your father. Indeed my son would have been 57 this week if it was not for Dee. I have some problems here - I am most worried about Mr.Brown. The other day he sent me a picture of our consignment which was in two large boxes. He said that he had transferred the money from the original 4 silver chests to these two boxes. I thought you said that Mr.Brown was to have no knowledge of the contents of the silver boxes. It is obvious that he has been interfering with these and now knows their content. How is this? Why did he give me a blocked account to pay in the money and why has he opened the silver chests? What kind of business is he in?
Moreover, he originally agreed to be in the film but now he does not want to be in the film? I think it is because he is jealous that you have the starring role or maybe worse, that he is a time waster. How well do you know this man? Can we deal with somebody else please? If it was not for him, the deal would have been concluded before Christmas. I trust that you are with me and that you will take the appropriate action.
He has still not given me a new account number despite a number of requests to do so. Why is this? I am becoming most disillusioned about this deal and beginning to think that Mr.Brown is not for real.
I have now finished my business in Manchester and am back in London and able to devote my time to the deal. Please, I need to have a photo of you. Please send me a photo of yourself sucking your dog's penis so that I can start the promotion campaign for the film. Be liberal with the puppy gravy - I need to know that you are worth the money.
Your pleasure is my purpose,
DICK PLEASURE
[Jonathan doesn't seem to be phased by the request for a nasty photo.]
Dear Brother,
I have read your mail but I will not say anything yet until i hear from Mr.
Brown. Just relax your mind.
Regards,
Jonathan.
#53
Dear Brother Dick,
I write to inform you that I have spoken with Mr. Brown concerning the complain
you made, and he has narrated to me why the have to into the consignments due to
they informed you sometime that if you do not have the consignments cleared and
claimed, they will return it back to Africa. With that, they have to open the
consignments, and that leads to the repacking of the funds into two boxes as you
were shown.
There is no problem, and since the funds were intact, therefore you should go
ahead in making the payment once he gives you a new account. I have equally
spoken with him on that. He must give you a new account for the payment.
Coming to our film deal, Mr. Brown is not part of it and if you want to have any
contract with him it shouldn�t be now. You have to talk that with him latter.
But as for now, he has nothing to do with the film acting, therefore you
shouldn�t send any mail relating to the file business to Mr. Brown. I do not
like that attitude.
Again, if we didn�t have this transaction concluded before the 10th February,
consider me out of the film business. Like you are aware, I am suppose to be in
London before the 14th of February, therefore you have to be up and doing in
having that funds cleared and claimed immediately.
Furthermore, forget whatever delay this has caused to you; I know that Mr. Brown
can deliver but due to the blocked account we should have finished the
transaction by now. Never mind, once you receive the new account from him, make
the payment at once.
I have to stop hear until I hear positively from you.
Best of luck,
Jonathan.
[lame excuse! - as usual.]
Attn: Mr. Dick Pleasure,
From: Mr. Thomas Brown,
Dear Sir,
As we earlier stated, this fund would not stay in our custody after second week of february 2003. We have inspected submitted report to our African office that they confirmed that the fund is completed as it was shipped to london.
We have also transferred the total money into the smaller boxes (Original 4 Silver Chests) and all is set for you to pay and carry your money. We shall NOT be interested in your delay because any moment from 2nd week of february.
Therefore, you are advised to pay the money into this account immediately and make sure you add all the information into the teller and the Payment Slip. Please do not make any mistake again because earlier, you did not put all the information very well. Here is the new account number;
HSBC BANK INTERNATIONAL LTD. LONDON
SORT CODE: 406162
SWIFT CODE: MIDIJESH
A/C NO: 022141527705(USD)
A/C NAME: M. KHARMA.
As soon as we received the confirmation slip, we shall invite you immediately to come and carry your boxes. Please make the payment immediately.
Thanks,
Thomas Brown.
[Hokay! this could be interesting - a bank I can get in touch with. I did a search on google (the lads should try doing a google search for "Dick Pleasure") and the sort code traces back to an off-shore account on Jersey and not in London as they have tried to imply. Think I might have to get in contact with the bank ;-))]
#54
[It annoys Jonathan when I call him son, so that it shall be from now on!]
Bukky my son,
Do you not realise what is happening? I fear that Mr.Brown is trying to deceive you. Mr Brown is jealous that you will be the main actor in the film and he is not. He wants to drive a wedge between us. He is purposefully delaying the transaction so that you drop out of the film, allowing him to take your place. What he does not realise however, is that you have already signed the contract. Even if you did not want to go ahead with the film, YOU HAVE TO NOW! You have signed the legal document which binds you to the film so lets have no more utterances of not wanting to do the film. I own you now. You belong to me.
YOU ARE MY BITCH! I am your Daddy. I even call you son. Do you not realise this? You are to replace my son who passed away. We are related now. From now on, you do not call me Mr.Dick or Brother Dick. You call me Daddy or Daddy Dick or Daddy Pleasure. If you do not call me Daddy Dick then I will drop out of the transaction. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? If you try to drop out of the film, my Lawyers will sue your ass. I enclose a picture of the last person whose ass I sued. Do not think that just because you are in Africa I cannot sue your ass, so tighten up buster, Daddy Dick is coming to town.
Please send me the photo of you sucking your dog's penis. I am waiting.
Your pleasure is my purpose,
DADDY PLEASURE
[With this email I attached a photo which is far too obscene for me to link to. It is the cover photo of http://www.goatse.cx . If you really want to see it, don't do it at work or anything - your IT department or boss will really not be happy. It is a photo of a man pulling his arse open. It is grim!!!! Thanks to Alexander Kerensky / Mr.Aramis for drawing my attention to this site :-O]
Dear Mr. Dick,
I have gone throiugh your mail and I have to tell you that you seem not to be
serious at all. Why should you make such a nasty comments? Who are you that i am
to call Daddy? Be careful with your words.
Look, in as much as the file business is concern, Mr. Brown have no hand in it.
He is not signing any agreement for you, Period.
I have told you that if we do not conclude our transaction before the 10th of
Feb., I am completely taking my self out of the film show.
Each time you will demand one thing or the other from my, have I ever asked you
to send anything of your to me before? Now it is time that you send the picture
of your penis to me, including Dee's cunt.
Dick, I am seeing you not being serious with the business I introiduced you
into, because if you are, we should have get everything concluded before now.
Have you made the payment to the Security Company's account? Make sure you give
them the rightful Payment Slip this time as you make the payment.
In fact, I am still doubting your person. I must confess. If you are for real, I
do not no.
Bye,
Jonathan.
#55
Attn: Mr. Dick Pleasure,
This is to inform you that the management of our comapany are planning to invite you by next week between Monday and Wednesday to enable you claim your consignment which is with us.
Have you been able to make the payment? Do forward the payment Slip Imeediately to enable our financial Department to confirm the payment.
We warned you earlier not to delay our time and you are advised to comply so as to enable you meet with us early next week.
Don not apply delay any more.
Thomas Brown.
Bukky my Son,
I was most horrified by your last email. What kind of son asks to see his Daddy's penis? What kind of son are you? I am shocked. How have you been brought up?
However, Dee was very happy that you asked to see her "cunt". She was wondering when you were going to ask and was starting to think that you were not serious about this film business at all. I have attached a picture of Dee's pussy as an attachment. Also, why do you keep referring to the film as "the file"? Do you not know how to spell as well you crazy bastard?
What is wrong with sending me a picture of you and your dog? Did you not read the contract? Do you not realise you would be doing a lot of this? You really make me wonder Jonathan if you are all there.
I will pay the money into the account early nest week. I have a few more arrangements to make with your surgeon, Mr.Hardy. He has pointed out that you have not yet supplied us with a certificate regarding your HIV status. This is not an unreasonable request is it? Please scan it and send it to me as soon as possible. Really Jonathan, I think you should start to be a little more co-operative. After all, we are going to have to spend a week or so together making the film.
Are you vegetarian? Do you have any dietary requirements? I bet you're vegan aren't you, you crazy bastard. Make sure your flight tickets are for London and not Manchester as Mr.Hardy lives in London. I will need to see a scan of these tickets soon.
your pleasure is my purpose,
DADDY PLEASURE
[Again I give a warning with the following link to the picture of Dee. It is porn but not at all obscene. It is worth looking at though - quite scary! To see the picture of Dee click here. Probally not wise to look at at work though, just to be safe.]
Dear Thomas,
I hope all is well with you. Thanks very much for the new bank account details - I hope we have more luck this time. I have been busy making arrangements for my film with Jonathan. I am sorry but I have decided that you should not be in the film. I know that this may come as a disappointment to you but I don't want you stealing Jonathan's thunder. He was getting quite jealous and defensive that you would be in the film too. Maybe you could be in another film of mine. Think it over.
I shall pay the money in early next week.
One question - why did you not give me a bank account in this country in the first place?
your pleasure is my purpose,
DICK PLEASURE
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