| How is a blonde like a beer bottle? They are both empty from the neck up. If a blonde and a brunette jumped off a tower, which one would splat first? The Brunette. The Blonde had to ask for directions. If a blonde throws a grenade at you, what should you do? Take out the pin and throw it back. If a blonde throws a pin at you, what should you do? Run because she has a grenade in her hand. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brown? Artificial intelligence How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in their ear Why do blonde's wear green lipstick? Because red means stop. Why do blonde's wear underwear? They make good ankle warmers. What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Introduces herself or goes home. What do you call a blonde with a $1 on top of her head? All you can eat, under a buck. What do you call 10 blonde's standing ear to ear? A windtunnel Why don't blondes use vibrators? It chips their teeth. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? She picks up her purse and goes home. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball. What's the difference between a blonde and the titanic? They know how many men went down on the titanic. How did a blonde try to kill a bird? It threw it off a cliff. Why was the blonde happy to finish a puzzle in 6 months? Because the box said "2-4 years." How does a blonde interpret a 6.9? 69 interrupted by a period. What do you call three blondes in a freezer? Frosted Flakes. How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. How do you drown a blonde? Put a mirror on the floor. What do blondes do after they comb their hair? Pull up their pants Why was the blonde smiling when lightning struck? She thought she was getting her picture taken. How do you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday. |
| Blonde Jokes |
| If you are blonde and are reading this, I want to tell you, i dont have anything against blondes, i just thought this was funny. |