Yo_momma

Yo momma is so fat she irons her close on the driveway.

Yo momma is so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper.

Yo momma is so stupid that she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing out all the w's.

Yo momma is so stupid that she climbed over a clear glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo momma is so stupid that the starved to death when she got locked in a supermarket.

Yo momma is so hairy that her boobs are like coconuts.

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy that it looks like she had donkey kong in a headlock.

Yo momma is so poor that once i saw her kicking a can on the street and i asked her what she was doing and she said "moving".

Yo momma is so poor that when i went to her house and lit a cigar she said "YES we got heat."

Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closest.

Yo momma is like a pool table, balls pop in and balls pop out.

Yo momma is so dirty, until she took a shower, I thought she was black.

Yo momma's so dumb she puts stamps on e-mail.

Yo momma's so dumb it takes her two hours for her to watch 60 mins.

Yo momma's so fat that when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.

Yo momma's so stupid she bought a solar powered flash light.

Yo momma's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains.

Yo momma's so old, i told her to act her age and the bitch died.

Yo momma's so hairy they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo momma's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.

Yo momma's so stank, she made Right Guard turn left, Speed Stick slow down, and Ban come off strike.