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| Quotes | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. " Jonathan Carroll, "Outside the Dog Museum" |
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| "The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself." -Ben Franklin | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Find the seed at the bottom of your heart and bring forth a flower..... Shigenori Kameoka | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Where's home for you?' a stranger asked a fellow traveler. "Wherever she is,' came the reply, as the man pointed at his wife. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.- D. J. Hicks | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul." -Judy Garland | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress Jane Siberry |
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| Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational. Charles Schulz |
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| Your ignorance cramps my conversation. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you. Francoise Sagan | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. Swami X |
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| There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted. Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour |
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| "Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Objective evidence and certitude are doubtless very fine ideals to play with, but where on this moonlit and dream-visited planet are they found?-William James, 1842-1910, "The Will to Believe" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| And the little girl had approached the bed no nearer than thirty feet when she pulled out a pistol and shot the wolf dead; for even in a cap and nightgown a wolf looks no more like your grandmother than Calvin Coolidge looks like the Metro-Goldwyn lion. Moral: Little girls are not so easy to fool nowadays as they used to be. James Thurber {bsf}, 1894-1961, in a revision of "Little Red Riding Hood" |
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| Why did God create men? She knew a vibrator couldn't carry out the trash. Colloquialism, 1996 |
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| Being with you is like walking on a very clear morning- Definitely the sensation of belonging there. -E.B. White | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "You know what's the most terrifying thing about admitting that you're in love?" she asked him. "You are just naked. You put yourself in harm's way and you lay down all your defenses. No clothes, no weapons. nowhere to hide. Completely vulnerable. The only thing that makes it tolerable is to believe the other person loves you back and that you can trust him not to hurt you" -The Sparrow -Mary Doria Russel |
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| It is far better to be with the right few, than with the wrong many--Anonymous |
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| If you think nobody cares, miss a couple of payments. --Anonymous | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Short people stay dry in a rainstorm the longest. --Anonymous | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Nothing is so smiple that it can't be screwed up. --Anonymous | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!"- Tom Lehrer | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax... you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients, " but another kept reminding me, 'Howard, you are a veterinarian.'"-- Dick Wilson | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "...please know that I'm forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me..."-- Holden McNeil in Chasing Amy (1997) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||