The next day, the duck walks intot the same bar and asked, "Got any grapes?" Again, the bartender tells him "No. We do not, have not, and will not ever sell grapes!" The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.
The duck returns again the next day. Before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask again, I'm going to nail your duck beak to the wall!"
The duck is silent for a moment and then asks, "Got any nails?" The bartender looks confused and says, "No."
"Good," says the duck. "Got any nails?"
"Why do you deserve to pass the pearly gates?" he asked the first man. " Because I was a good Father" he answers. "Yes but you were drunk your whole life. In fact, you were so bad, you married a woman named Sherry. No admittance."
St. Peter turned to the next man, a carpenter and asked him the same question. The Carpenter replied that he had worked hard and taken good care of his family. But St. Peter pointed out that he had been a terrible glutton. So much so that he married a woman named Bon Bon.
At this point, the third man, who was a lawyer, stood up and said "Come on Penny, let's get out of here."
Another one of them said, "Well, we're all professionals, why don't we tell our problems to each other?" The other three agreed.
The first confessed "I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients." The second said " I love expensive things so I cheat my patients out of their money." The third followed with "I am involved with selling drugs and I often get my patients to sell them for me."
The fourth one said, "I know I'm not supposed to but no matter how hard I try, I just can't keep secrets..."
