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JOKES
Q - What kind of mistakes to ghosts make?
A - Boo boo's
Q - What type of street does a ghost like best?
A - A dead end
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Q - What do you call a ghost's mother and father?
A - Transparents.
Q - Whay are ghost's cowards?
A - Because they have no guts
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Q - What type of stories do little ghosts like to hear at bedtime?
A - Ghoul-delocks and the three scares
Q - Who did the ghost go with to the party?
A - No body
Q - Why did the ghost cross the road?
A - To get to" the other side"
Q - What happens when a ghost gets lost in fog?
A - He is mist
Q - What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A - A  Hoblin Goblin
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