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What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow |
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What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with two eyes?
No-i-deer |
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What did the big candle say to the little candle?
I'm going out tonight! |
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Where did the snowman go to dance?
A Snowball |
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Mum can I have a dog for Christmas?
No you can have turkey like everyone else. |
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Who is never hungry at christmas?
The turkey - he's always stuffed. |
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Man - That train set looks fantastic. I'll take it!
Assistant - Excellent choice, sir. Your son will love it.
Man - (Sighs) Yes I suppose he would. I'll take two then. |
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Did you hear about the stupid turkey?
It was looking forward to Christmas! |
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Woman - Excuse me, have you got any kittens for my little girl?
Assistant - Sorry madam.  We don't do swaps.
Woman - I mean, do you have any kittens going cheap?
Assistant - Ofcourse not!  All our kittens go miaow |
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What did one angel say to the other?
Halo there |
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Father Christmas - Doctor, doctor, I feel so unfit!
Doctor - You need to go to an elf farm |
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How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day?
Tell him a joke on Christmas eve |
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Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney?
Because it suits him |
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