There are many things I have to say in this post. First of all...

READ THE ENTRY UNDERNEATH THIS ONE!!! There's important information inside that you HAVE to read!!!

Second of all... I'm making two new dolls! But not just any two new dolls. Here's why these dollies are more special than the others: One of them is Gaara's mother, and one of them is A BARBIE WHOSE HAIR I'M GONNA REROOT!!! This Barbie (whose face I think is distorted, but that's just my opinion) isn't just a gift to myself; it's a gift for my best friend's little sister. Allow me to explain...

On my friend's birthday, I went over to his house for his party. Since I was the only girl there (I hate almost all females and only hang out with guys. I find them so much more human), his little sister pretty much wanted me to hang out with her the entire time. Now, my friend--whose name I won't mention here due to the fact that it'll be up on the Internet for all eyes to see--had some other boys over, and they wanted to ride their bikes and play football. So I decided to hang out with my friend's sister who we'll call Asali (CODENAME TIME!!).

Asali is so CUTE! She loved my Volks doll collection, and wanted to play with every single one of my dolls. In fact, she liked them so much that she asked me to make her a doll for her birthday. But since she's so little, I couldn't stick with a Volks body. They're far too anatomically correct for a little girl's eyes--and much too fragile, I decided to sculpt her a tough, made-for-little-girls BARBIE DOLL. (The pink!!! I can't take it! Someone shield my eyes!!!)

Okay. I had the doll. But I had no idea what Asali wanted the doll to look like. Therefore, I send my younger buddy a letter asking what color hair, dress, and painted nails she'd like her doll to have. Asali wanted a red-haired queen with a pink dress (It's amazing; I would have wanted the exact same thing at that age) and pink nails.

Hooray! So I painted the nails (it was so easy! I can't believe I didn't mess up at all during the whole procedure) and went shopping for materials for a dress. Mom and I went together, having a ton of fun trying to decide on cheap yet beautiful dress makings. We even got some cool beads to make a necklace, crown, and belt type thingy.

I finished most of the dress today. Sadly, it didn't turn out quite the way I wanted it to. I'll probably end up making a new one. No matter, though. The birthday is months away; I have plenty of time to make Jewel, well, a jewel--and maybe a boyfriend, too! ^_~ Asali did say she wanted a king for her next birthday. Who knows what Sunuru can come up with? *Laughs like a complete and utter maniac*

Now that all that blab is over, why don't I tell you the newest Cyberu news? You'll jump outa your socks! *Laughs like an even crazier pschopath*

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To start things off, I will say again: WE NEED A CYBERU CRISIS! I'll be taking all the glowing text off of the homepage, but I assure you, we still need your help making the Cyberu world a better place.

Anyway, on to business. Yami has gone even more insane, folks. Yup, I know you never thought it would happen, but it did. Here's the big scoop.

"Yaaaay! Ice cream!"

No, MegaMan. Not ice cream. News. Like in the paper.

"Can I eat the newspaper?"

No.

"Then I hate the big scoop!"

ANYHOW, the ruler of the NetNavi underworld, Dolor, came to visit us a while ago. He isn't anything like Syphane or Zorc--he's an actual bringer of death and the creator of the Shadow Realm, Underworld, and all of its inhabitants. He even CREATED Zorc and Syphane! That's how incredibly HUGE this guy is.

So he came to visit Yami one night, when our thiefy friend was going nuts because his vampiric diet wasn't satisfying him anymore. Dolor just appeared out of nowhere, and said, "Rakikai, what is wrong?" Yami whimpered at Dolor's feet, telling him of all his pains and woes (poor dude). However, instead of being brushed off by Dolor's godliness, the demon told Yami the reason why he wasn't satisfied with his normally-pleasing twisted routine anymore...

BECAUSE YAMI NEEDED THE POWER OF THE UNDERWORLD. Sounds dorky, eh? But it's true! Dolor explained that Yami was his son--he molded Yami into the psycopathic, vampiric kleptomaniac taht we know and love. Or hate, if you're a pharoah fan.

Dolor tempted Yami with discriptions of mind-numbing power... Power with the potential of destroying the entire Cyberu population. The strength to obliterate reality and pull the world into the darkness that shrouded Rakikai's life since the beginning of his sorrowful existance. Life and death world merge into a cyclone of madness, crea--

"Hey, the popcorn's ready!"

Wha? MegaMan?

"Yup. Sunuru, that's such a dramatic sentence. I wanted to make sure I had popcorn to enjoy while you said it."

MegaMan, the sentence is over.

"That stinks! Oh, well. I guess I can finish it while you blab the rest of the 'news' I already know about."

Do you know what happened after Yami was told about all that power, MegaMan?

"Well... no..."

THEN KEEP LISTENING AND STOP MOCKING THE POWER OF THE BLOG!!!! *Thunder claps*

"Meep..."

Back to yapping. So Yami's mouth was watering at the thought of all this power. Sadly, he knew Dolor would never give him the opportunity to achieve it.

But, to his surprise, Dolor DID give him the chance! That crazy god trapped Yami in a sick RPG world, and forced him to play it. Yami had to win the game in order to earn the power he wanted. On his adventure, he met two good friends, Benjamin and another guy named Benjamin. And, by the way, our favorite thief in the whole wide world won the game. YAAAY! SO HE NOW HAS THE POWER OF THE UNDERWORLD!!

And later on, he got the power to create life, 'cause Dolor is suuuuch a niiiice guuuuy. NOT REALLY! Because Dolor is a weirdo who loves Yami for some odd reason and wants him to destroy the world!

Speaking of which, those two are plotting to destroy the Cyberu world right now. They're creating demon birds, fish, bugs, and people to terrorize the Cyberus and take over the planet. Sadly (perhaps luckily), their first attempts at these beasts was a failure. The monsters were too unintelligent to destroy anything. In fact, three of them love me very much and consider me their mother. My bird, Miso, loves to play the game Uno. My bug, Burrow, is VERY friendly, and is nice to all the other creatures from the Underworld. And my fish, Gill, is a sweet little guy who splashes around in a big bucket of water all the time. He's so adorable!

Maybe Yami and Dolor will one day conquor the Cyberu planet. But until then, we'll just wait in suspense for something to happen. That reminds me.. PLEASE SEND IN YOUR IDEAS FOR A CYBERU CRISIS. SUBMIT THEM IN THE GUEST BOOK!!! I can't stress this whole "Save the World" thing enough.

That's about it. I can't wait to finish Asali's doll--Jewel is definitely going to be beautiful!!!! I'll show her to you as soon as I can!

OTHER NEWS:

• Amet turned Aru into a girl for a little while. Her name was Veronica. AWWWW!!!


• Dolor likes Elenore more than Aru...


• Pegasus was down in town shopping, when his wife (Gaara's mother) started screaming. He came up as fast as he could, saying, "I was downtown when I heard you screaming! Some guy asked, 'Did someone leave their car alarm on?' And I said, 'No! That's my wife!'" That cracked Keyki up.


• Another funny line: Ryou said, "You're not fooling anyone, [Hexia]. Take the human costume off."


• Yami took Aru on a haunted hayride. Poor little Aru was scared stiff!


• Roya and Haru are dating. They're the second man-and-man couple we have! Congratulations to the both of them. They've finally found someone for one another. ^_^ (Who needs "eharmony" anyway?)


• I got a Tom Jones CD!!!! WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT!? WHOA WHOA WHOOOOA WHOA!!!!! And I have a new Evanescence CD--The Open Door!!! Now I have all of her albums!!! (That aren't singles, anyway.) WAHOOOOO! CELEBRATE! CELEBRATE! Come on and celebrate!!!!!

See you soon! It's so nice to be back on the Internet!!!!

BYE YUZ

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