There's so much news that it's crazy. First, I'll give you a bulleted list of the minor things. Then, I'll give you the story of the major thing. Okay? Good.

• I made Pegasus a new body! He looks JUST like the Pegasus from Yu-Gi-Oh! Check out the "Pictures" section to see him. (He's so hot... creator of Duel Monsters... owner of the Sennen Eye... so funny... good hair... nice suit... ahh...)


• I also made Dartz a new body. He, too, turned out wonderful. Just in case you don't know, Dartz is also from Yu-Gi-Oh! He's king of Atlantis.


• I got a Mewtwo action figure.


• I got a werewolf action figure. (See Pics section)


• Keyki created Forest Gump.


• Keyki created Lutenint (I didn't spell that right, did I?) Dan, too.


• I sewed Elenore a really nice overall type of outfit. It makes her look even more adorable.


• Keyki is on vacation in Martha's Vinyard, so let's all say, WE MISS YOU, KEYKI!!!


• Here's the big story that you've all been waiting for:

Ever since Dartz first arrived, he's been nice to everybody. He's brought Elenore swimming, he's acted polite towards all of his Cyberu brothers. He's been great, right?

BUT THAT ALL CHANGED ON THAT FAITHFUL NIGHT...

WHEN DARTZ WENT BAD.

To start his reign of badness, he gave everyone an Oricalcos stone. The stones took over most of the Cyberus' minds, forcing them to duel against people (and the loser has to sacrifice their soul. Sounds nice, eh?). Dartz told his minions that, "The more souls you capture, the happier your stone will get. Then, it will do nice things for you."

Weeeeird.

But who cares!? His plan worked, didn't it!? Heck, the guy even got Yami to join his band of zombie freak-o's. Yet, a shimmer of hope set on the horizon; some people were immune to the stone's brainwashing effects! Ryou, Pegasus, Mewtwo, Amet, Zavion, Neji, and Aru were just a few of the lucky unaffected ones.

By using teamwork, the band of resistance fighters managed to free the minds of every zombie Cyberu. Sure, it wasn't easy. However, GOOD ALWAYS CONQUERS EVIL. At least, for a little while.

We were all a bit surprised when Dartz started laughing after we beat him. WHY WAS HE LAUGHING!? WWWHHHYYYY!?

Because he'd gotten what he wanted! That's why! He didn't need to keep the sponge-brains of all the other Cyberus! All he needed was the souls they collected for him. Those souls were used to revive an ancient beast of terrible power, the Great Leviathan. Watch the movie, Atlantis and you'll get a tiny taste of what the Leviathan is kind of like... sort of. AH WELL. Let me continue.

Now that the Leviathan was alive, Dartz could use its strength to destroy the entire Cyberu race. And that was exactly what he did. The only survivors were the Cyberus hanging out with Keyki and I--that included Yami, ProtoMan, Dr. Y-Nantskill, Hexia, Malik, Ryou, Pegasus, Mewtwo, Elenore, and a few others.

So, someone got this bright idea of making this group of Cyberus into a tribe of some sort. Strangely enough, we did it. Dr. Y-Nantskill was the "leader of ceremonies." Keyki was the drummer. There was a group of teachers, hunters, female caretakers, and male caretakers. Everything a primitive tribe could ever hope to have--plus the brains of 21st century people.

Meanwhile, Dartz was having thousands of children with his "bride," a woman made from the Oricalcos itself. Believing the whole Cyberu world was destroyed, he had the plan of starting over--making the world "pure" by filling it with only his children. HE'S NUTS, ISN'T HE? Yeah, I know.

Yet, no matter how "pure" his children were, they eventually found the Cyberu tribe, and befriended its members. This caused big problems. Dartz and the tribe ended up getting into a huge war, and Dartz killed any of his children that dared to come meet with the tribe. In the meantime, each new child his babies gave birth to was less intelligent than the last. And the rate of successful births rapidly declined. Now, Dartz had a problem of his own to deal with.

HIS "PURE" CHILDREN--THE "ONLY HOPES FOR THE WORLD"--WERE LOSING THEIR INTELLIGENCE!! And their limbs... Flawed children became common in the "Atlantian household."

Guess what? Yami knew why. It's all because he went to school, and read the book, "The Beasties." Great book; you should really read it. It's scary, and very moving at the same time.

ANYWAY, Dartz found out that Yami had the answer to his troubles. But Yami wouldn't tell him anything. Dartz had to bring all the Cyberus he obliterated back to life. And what choice did he have? He HAD to do what Yami said in order to save his babies!

Here's why his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandchildren weren't ending up so "great":

When a family mates within itself over and over--sister with brother, etc.--the rate of successful births rapidly decreases. Don't ask me why; I read it in "The Beasties." But, after all those children making billions of other children, who made even more, lots of limbs started going missing, and brains were more like watery toilet paper than brains.

SOOOOO, Dartz was doomed anyway. His legacy was never completed, and his Atlantian children went away to klamoney knows where. Right now, Dartz himself is a lot saner, and living with us again... as the polite, nice dude we know and love.

ANY QUESTIONS!?

Good. Check out the Cyberu Pictures page (here) to see pics of Pegasus AND my adorable new werewolf, Coby. (Coby is from my short story, "Corpse in Love." He's so nice! HUGGABLE!!! Most people think he's ugly, but I think he's handsome.)

BYE YUZ

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