I'm back again, world! Are you ready to hear more about the Cyberus!? Of course you are! Are you ready to hear more about GAARA!!?? Well, duh! Are you ready to find out about some BIG Elenore news!!!??? "Okay. Now you're overdoing it. GET ON WITH THE GOOD STUFF ALREADY." ^_^...

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While I was gone, some really juicy stuff came up... and it's all intertwined, so I won't do anything with bullets or fake movie announcements or lists. I'll just GO.

It all started when Elenore transformed into a child (after speaking with Gaara, of course). Almost right away, Yami launched his "quicksand of love" technique (otherwise known as flirting no jutsu). And, to make a long story short, Elenore ended up falling deeply in love with our punkish thief.

But her daddy (Ashuri, if you don't remember) was against the whole idea. He knew about Yami's cheating ways... his terrible habbit of breaking ladies' hearts... So, he made sure Yami kept away from his precious daughter, and that his daughter stayed away from his insane brother. Yup, he had it aaaaall under control....

UNTIL THINGS GOT OUT OF HAND! O_O

Yami was persistant in making Elenore his. He wouldn't stop meeting with her, and soon, Ashuri lost it, and began beating the klamoney out of Yami--In fact, he killed him twice. SOOOO Elenore freaked out, told her father she hated him (and that she wanted a new host), and ran away with Yami. When the two came back, they explained that they'd already bought a nice house, and had settled in already.

Guess what? ASHURI BURNED THE HOUSE DOWN! O_O <--- look at the smiley dude.

Poor Elenore was heartbroken. She cried and cried and cried and cried and--alright... you get it. ANYWAY, Yami bought her a new house, and get her new stuff to replace her old stuff, and, for a while, the cute little couple was happy.

BUT THAT WOULDN'T LAST LONG! O_O <--- Notice a pattern forming with the smiley dude?

Eventually, Elenore heard "rumors" about her boyfriend being a psychotic, bloodthirsty demon. Yami, she thought, psychotic and bloodthirsty? No. He's the nicest, wonderful-est guy ever to walk the face of the earth! He loves me with all of his heart--there's no way

he's a demon. No klamoneying WAY ^_^

BUT THERE WAS A KLAMONEYING WAY! O_O <--- If you aren't seeing the pattern, you must be really tired, or just not paying much attention to the smiley dude...

That night, Elenore's curiosity got the best of her, so she asked my baby bird (Tyrogue)--who is now all grown up--"What do those people mean by: 'Your boyfriend is a psychotic, bloodthirsty demon?" Tyrogue told her, but she still didn't believe him all the way. Therefore, she asked him to prove it to her.

THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA O_O <--- COME ON, PEOPLE! YOU'D BETTER BE GETTING THIS...

In the end, Elenore dumped Yami because he beat her up (hey, she asked for it...) and decided to try dating... THE AMAZING... THE INCREDIBLE... THE *yawns* sleepy... SABAKU NO GAARA! Aww... They made such a great couple... Gaara will protect Elenore with his life, and is so nice, and treats her well...

BUT SHUKAKU IS A DIFFERENT STORY! O_O <--- I give up

In fact, just a few nights ago, Elenore was introduced to the disgusting and utterly terrifying sand demon. She didn't see much of him, but she saw enough... That poor, sensitive little girl threw up, and started sobbing her eyes out. AND POOR GAARA! SHUKAKU ISN'T HIS FAULT!!! Luckily, the two weren't hurt, and spent a night together under the stars... AWWW!

THAT WASN'T THE END OF THE SHUKAKU ISSUES, THOUGH. O_O <--- Smiley dude: "I'm not getting paid enough to do this job."

Last night, some intense drama hit Elenore like a hammer! Once again, Gaara turned into Shukaku, but this time, Yami got hurt SUPER DUPER BADLY. Gaara tormented him with the memory of Kul Elna, taunted him with the whole "You're an insane monster" thing, and used his Playing Possum Jutsu (which is what he does to turn into Shukaku) to beat him up! Yami was actually PARALYZED! And Ellie threw up again... X_X.

More cool CATASTROPHIES are bound to happen tonight, too, so keep an eye out for another entry tomorrow... But I'm not sure if we're staying here another day. I heard something about a snowstorm... I hope it's nothing serious!

Minor stuff:

• Elenore won Cyberu Idol! Aru came in second, Neji in third, Zavion in fourth, and Kankuro in fifth. Hey, ninjas can sing as well as they fight! ^_^


• Aru beat up Elenore for winning... -_- He's a spoiled little demon boy.


• Elenore has been interviewed countless times; she's actually beginning to go a little nuts... O_O


• Yami said "smashing" last night. You know how LONG it's been since he's said that?


• Elenore has signed billions of autographs. SHE'S BEING OVERWHELMED LIKE KLAMONEY!


• Chiiips... Baaank... Maaail... Cheeeck... Chiiips...

BYE YUZ.

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Smiley dude says: "See ya!"---> O_O