Hey! I can't believe I've been gone for so long! And the news I have is INCREDIBLE! I HAVE SO MUCH TO TELL YOU!!! First off... I'M ACTUALLY GETTING A 24" THIEF BAKURA DOLL!!! IT'S TWO STINKIN' FEET TALL!!! OH MY HOLY COW, IT'S AMAZING!!! I'M SOOOO HAPPY!!! (If you want to see him, just click here. Isn't he BEAUTIFUL!?)

Second of all... I finished the book, The Golden Compass, and it was WAY better than the movie. The movie was all SQUISHED--condensed. The book took things slowly, and covered everything very well. The descriptive words the author uses are great... You should read the battle of Iorek and Iofur! It's so COOL... the description! WHOA!!!

THIRD OF ALL!!! I'M GOING TO MAKE A DOLL AS BIG AS MY THIEFY!!! It'll probably have to be a girl, but not like that matters ^_^. I want to make her one of these:

• A gothic, punkish girl (like Dark Necrofear)


• Riya (probably not)


• Fairy's Gift (It's a Duel Monsters card. Again, probably not)


• Kelpheraie (a girlfriend for my Thiefy)


• Me? (WAY probably not!)

And if I can make him a boy, he'll be one of THESE:

• Pegasus! YAY!


• Gaara! YAY!


• Validor (this vampire kid. MAYBE.)


• Perhaps Syphane?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M SO HAPPY!!!

Okay, so that's about it. Let's move on to the Cyberus! YEAH! O_O

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Chapter One: More Birdy Troubles

I have to admit, Amet's life really stinks. He goes through one tragedy after another with either his wife or his son or his father or... Well, you get it! Let me tell you his latest heartbreak:

Well, it all started out when Yami asked Hexia to go dancing with him--the two really like to dance together--and she said no. (SIDE STORY: Yami and Hexia have been on and off dating. When she's not with Yami, she's with Amet, pretty much. Anyhow, they go out together and dance sometimes, which makes Amet very very VERY mad.) Even after Yami bugged her over and over again: "Come on, Hexia... I really want to..." she kept turning him down. I hate to be against my coolie for one moment, but... GOOD FOR YOU, HEXIA!

But, even though she was being as loyal as a seeing-eye-dog, Amet ignored poor Hexia's obedience, and started criticizing her for all the times she did cheat on him. (Come on, Amet. You're lucky she's with you AT ALL.) He kept throwing insults at her until Hexia couldn't take it anymore, and decided to--like before--spend some time away from home in a motel. She just needed a break.

HOWEVUH... (I know, that's not the way you spell "however") Yami just HAD to open his big mouth and say, "Why don't you come and stay with me at my apartment, instead?" Of course, Hexia jumped at the idea, and--of course--said yes.

Little did they know that the apartment was infested with pests!!! I FEEL SO BAD FOR YAMI! He had no idea the apartment was filled with rats and bugs of all kinds. But the two didn't choose to leave. They hung in there (which was brave, but stupid at the same time), and ended up getting sick. Both died--only one came back: Yami.

POOR AMET!!! He cried and cried and cried more, then cried harder... HE LOST HIS WIFE!!! HIS BELOVED WIFE WHO HE LOVED WITH ALL OF HIS BIRDY HEART!!! And then things got even WORSE!! Yami acted like a complete jerk and brought Hexia back as a mind puppet, dressing her up like a waitress, and making her do all sorts of things for him. (For example: "Get me a drink, Love." Or, "Come sit by me, dear." Or, "Fetch me some grapes.") HE EVEN RENAMED HER, and threatened to hurt her unless Amet called her by her new name: Mannequin. GEEZ!!!

Yet, in the end, everything worked out. Hexia was freed from Yami's sick control, and departed to the afterlife (she even visits now ^_^), Amet learned to be happy for her (after all, she's in a better place), and Yami left her alone (of course, he lends her his body when she visits, but you get it.) But nobody lived happily ever after.

                                          NEVER THE END

Chapter 2: The Mystery of Aru--what is he? Ask the mad doctors.

Prior to the "Alex dying incident", Aru was becoming a big problem. Hexia hated him, Amet loved him, Aru hated Hexia and loved Amet... yeah, it was a giant mess of trouble. However, the only reason Hexia couldn't stand Aru was because of his weird personality issues... and the raw chicken issues... and the school issues... and the "You'll pay if you step near my father" issues... And the only reason Aru couldn't stand Hexia was because she couldn't stand him... If you're confused, look at the perentheses below. If not, skip 'em.

(In the beginning, Aru loved Hexia, and hated Amet, for he was in love with her. But, soon, he started loving Amet. This love changed to adoration, and an actual emotional connection, which led to the discovery of Aru's strange ability to fuse with someone's emotions. After fusing with Amet's, he grew a hate for Hexia for hurting his father so many times, and could never seem to forgive her, even when the couple was happy. This alone made Hexia a little uncomfortable around him, and once she found out what a nasty monster he really was, she learned to despise him.)

Well, it turns out that doctors and scientists heard about Aru's mysterious condition, and wanted to experiment with him right away. So, a kindly children's doctor visited Amet, and asked him if he could run a few simple tests on his son. After assuring him he wouldn't do any harmful operations, Amet agreed, and the doctor brought Aru down into town.

After a few hours, the doctor came back, excited and eager to explain his findings to Amet. Finding Aru unharmed, Amet began to trust the doctor, and allowed him to spell everything out for him.

Once the doctor finished, he told Amet that an advanced research facility was highly interested in Aru, and asked if they could take a look at him. Amet, again, said it was fine. With that, the doctor went back into town, and brought Aru to this new facility. For a long while, Amet sat and waited for his son to return, but when one of the facility's scientists came up to speak with him, Aru wasn't with him.

The scientist wanted to ask Amet if he would allow them to "block out" his negative personality (when Aru is upset, his voice gets deeper, and he becomes more violent. When he's content, his voice is lighter, and he acts pleasant), and actually sever the tie between them (their emotional connection). Though reluctant, he agreed once more.

This was a mistake. When the scientists finally brought Aru back up to Amet, the boy seemed to be an entirely different person. He seemed emotionless, and told his father he "couldn't feel". He was drained of all his childish enthusiasm, and stripped of his attitude... REALLY DIFFERENT... and Amet was MAD.

So, Aru was brought back down to the facility, and brought back to life. His negative half was regained, he could understand feeling again, and he was--well--ARU! But it wasn't all over yet...

Ya see, Amet and Hexia got into yet another fight, and Hexia threatened to dump him and leave unless he got rid of Aru. (Okay, Alex, NOW you're taking it a little too far...) At first, Amet thought it would be a good idea to just endure the blow of losing his wife and keep his son, but Aru sacrificed himself, and said: "Daddy, I want you to be happy. Send me to that research facility, let the doctors do what they want with me, and get Mother back." WHAT A GOOD KID!!! T_T

So that's what happened. Amet dropped Aru off, took Hexia back, AND THEN...

FOUND OUT THE PEOPLE AT THE FACILITY WERE ELECTROCUTING ARU, AND TORTURING HIM!! THEY KEPT HIM IN A LITTLE GLASS BOX, FED HIM DISGUSTING PORRIDGE, SEVERED THE CONNECTION HE HAD WITH AMET, AND DESTROYED HIS EVIL PERSONALITY!!! NOOOO! SO AMET CALLED THE COPS, THOSE MAD DOCTORS WENT TO JAIL, AND ARU CAME HOME!!! AND HEXIA HAD TO DEAL WITH IT!!! SO THERE, ALEX!!!!

Chapter 3: Kayons!!

You know all about 206 and the Kayon army, right? Well, after all these years (well, not really), THE KAYONS FINALLY TOOK OVER THE CYBERU WORLD!!! Man, what a disaster! Practically everyone in the city was killed off, and a lot of us felt really betrayed... 'cause guess who was destroying all of our buddies? You got it, 206.

BUT, to make a very very very very very very very very very very very very long story short, RA DESTROYED THE KAYONS, AND THE CYBERUS WERE SAVED. Poor 206 died in the end, but we brought him back to life, and actually discovered his real name... KEISHERU. YAAAY! He ended up turning back into a Kayon, though. AH WELL! HE'S HAPPIER NOW!!!

Chapter 4: I'll pay you fifty bucks for the Darkness

Everybody understands how Yami is the Darkness, he's all-powerful, BLABLABLABLABLA... But that wasn't how it always was, we've currently discovered. Guess what? The darkness isn't Yami, it's inside of him! Yeah, the Darkness sort of lives inside of him. It alters his personality so he's nastier, and--duh--makes him much more powerful. IT ALSO MAKES HIM A COOLIE ^_~!!!

But the most important thing is, a lot of people want this new power now--Especially Ashi, a strange kidnapper who erases people's memories. Beku's other half (whose name is Kendra, if I haven't already told you...) got him interested, and told him to either beat the Darkness out of Yami, defeat him in a game, or trap him in a "small place" (Yami's claustrophobic), and threaten him every once in a while: "GIVE ME THE DARKNESS OR STAY IN HERE FOREVER!!!"

In the end, none of Ashi's attempts worked, but Yami did give him a "free trial" of the Darkness. Ashi loved it, but Yami took it back.

THEN IT STARTED HURTING YAMI REALLY BADLY AND EVERYONE'S SUPER DUPER WORRIED ABOUT IT. YAMI'S ALWAYS IN TERRIBLE PAIN, AND HE FORETS HIS NAME, AND STUFF... Uh-oh...

We don't know much about this, but we will.

That's about it. Here are some things I want to do while I'm here.

- Create an "Updates" page.

- Create a/some Dictionary page(s).

- Find more Bakura pictures ^_^!

SEE YOU VERY SOON!

BYE YUZ X_________________________X

(I already told you: "Yuz" isn't a real word... I acknowledge that...)