Hey, everybody! Happy Thanksgiving (even if I am a little bit late ^_^')! It's been a while since I updated, so, naturally, I'll have a ton of news. Lucky for you, I've got nearly NO personal updates, so WAHOO, here come the Cyberus...

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THE TALE OF A HEARTBROKEN BIRDY

Experience drama... love... and stuff!

Last time I posted, Amet was in the Underworld, Gaara was warming up to me, and Hexia was dead. Let me tell ya, all that changed! First off, Amet's been back for a long time. It turns out Yami's mind was possessed by Zorc, the god of darkness, who ordered Yami to keep Amet there! WHOA! And, in a moment of freedom, Yami released his son. Do you get it? If not, look in the perentheses below. If you do, skip em'.

(Yami sent Amet to the Underworld, and killed Hexia, both, seemingly, for no reason. But, Zorc, who is the god of darkness was actually the one that did both things. He was in Yami's Sennen Ring when my coolie died, so he's been in his head for millennia. He just decided to pop out now and torture Amet. But, when Yami was free of Zorc's control, he released Amet from the Underworld. However, he didn't have time to free Hexia as well.) 

Now that Amet was free, he had to find some way to ressurect Hexia. Since Yami was now "on his side", he asked his daddy for advice.

"Well," Yami said, "Zorc is the god of death. If you do something for him, perhaps he'd bring Hexia back to life in return." BINGO. That was the perfect idea! BEFRIEND the guy that tormented you so he won't do it again, AND get your girlfriend back in the process! WAY TO KILL ONE BIRD WITH TWO STONES!!! (Wait... I think it's 'kill two birds with one stone. Yeah. OOPS!!!)

I can't believe the plan actually worked. Zorc agreed to revive Hexia if Amet would help him acquire all seven Sennen Items (including Street Rat's* Ushebti), and place them in the Sennen Stone, which lies in the ruins of Kul Elna. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, DUDE!!

(*Street Rat's real name is Sadayoshi. He is a--duh--street boy from England, and owns the "eighth Sennen Item", the Sennen Ushebti.)

But, Amet managed. He stole the first seven Items, and beat Atem for the last. In the end, Zorc actually got what he wanted--CYBERU DOMINATION!!! DAH DAH DUM... He didn't even bring Hexia back, either. Poor Amet. What does it take to bring your sweetheart back to life these days?

To make part of a very long story short, Zorc killed a ton of Cyberus, and the most powerful fighters failed to destroy him. That's when we decided to haul in the big guns (one big gun, rather)... A big gun known as... THE GOOD GOD OF EGYPT: RA!!! And he actually ended up beating Zorc and trapping him in the Underworld. IT'S, LIKE, TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE, HOW AMET WAS DOWN THERE, AND THEN ZORC SWITCHED PLACES WITH HIM KINDA!!! (No, I don't say "totally" when I really speak).

Surprisingly, Ra was a goofball. He was adorable, but still a little goofy. Oh well! Everyone bowed down before him, wacky or not. Yami was sayin', "Oh, Ra! Forgive me for my sins!" That doesn't sound like Yami, does it? WAIT! THERE'S MORE!!! Little Rakikai said, "Great Ra, Thy beauty is of the greatest immensity..." Then Ra promised Yami--no matter what he does wrong--he won't go to the Underworld when he dies. That made my coolie feel much more comfortable around Ra. The two even started chatting about other Egyptian gods before bedtime.

WAIT! WE'RE NOT DONE YET!!! There's still more juicy Amet news. After Hexia was brought back, the two decided to adopt children. Guess who the three boys were? ... 3... 2.... 1... DONG! Time's up. It was Malik, Y Rakikai, and Aru! The teriffic trio--or maybe the trio of terror... whatever. THEY were an all-new challenge on their own.

Aru caused problems. BAD ONES. As you know, Aru isn't actually a child. He's more of an adult-ish teen-ish demon-ish thing. So he fell in love with Hexia. That's not good. And he threatened to kill Amet, and said stuff like: "I hate you, father. I'll kill you. I'll make you pay. Just you wait." THAT'S NOT GOOD EITHER!

Because of our bratty demon boy, Amet's already-suffering relationship was torn apart at the seams. Hexia was run ragged, struggling to cope with school, and take care of a big family. She just couldn't handle the pressure, and ended up living in a motel for a while. Thank goodness that didn't last long. She and Amet got back together, Aru cooperated with them, and they were happy again! YAAAAAY.

I'M NOT DONE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Amet got even more problems! LIKE THESE:

• Hexia might be in love with Hasuri (nickname: Italione)


• Hexia ALSO might be in love with Yami (the very meanie who killed her!)


• Amet keeps on getting these orders to abandon his old species and become a human. (He's even cut off his birdy wings!! THE HORROR!!!)

And, don't worry, more will come... tonight. I'm pretty sure!!!

SEE YA!! HOLY MOLY COCOA MACKERAL!!!

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BYE YUZ.

(I know, "yuz" isn't a word. And, even if it is, it would mean something like "you was" or "you is", not, "you all", the intended purpose.)