It is SO GREAT to be home again! The ride here was really terrible... The dogs wouldn't stop growling at each other, and Keyki and I kept on having to calm them down. But when we arrived, everything was JOYOUS again! I dropped onto the floor and experienced the INTERNET again, checking out all my favorite sites. One of them was updated, so it was fun to see all the newest junk there.

But since I last posted, a lot has happened, especially with the Cyberus. HOWEVER, before I start, I want to tell you all something: I WAS YAMI FOR HALLOWEEN X_X!!! Now I'll begin ^_^'.

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THE BIRD FROM THE UNDERWORLD: Rated R... coming to theaters right now...

Well, Yami was spending some time in the underworld one day (I know it sounds weird. "Oh, I have a vacation home there!) when he found these two little black bird people. The first was probably about six, and his little brother must have been an infant. The eldest one explained that they were blood-sucking half-bird demons who happened to be poorly fed.

So Yami decided to take in the smallest one. After all, vampires need to stick together, right? Anyway, he brought the little bird home, and let him feast on his blood. The poor little guy was starving! Then he taught the bird how to ask for food (saying: "I want blood." Notice, no "please".), and how to say the letters of the alphabet, plus a few shorter words.

I have to admit, though, feeding that demon wasn't easy. Yami ended up killing Daycee, Lilac, and Haru by feeding them to him. But eventually, there weren't any more victims, and Yami was beginning to run out of blood (getting dizzy, coolie?). Thank goodness, the birdie (who we named Amet after the soul-eating Egyptian god of death) was able to keep his hunger under control, and grow up into a healthy, very handsome adult. 

But the story doesn't end here. Amet just so happened to have a baby boy! We named him Anubis--after another Egyptian god of death. He's currently in custody of Young Rakikai (who got here a little while ago! His pictures are up, too, if you're interested in seeing them. Hexia's and Beku's are up there, too.) though I won't tell you why... yet.

HEXIA'S REALLY MESSED-UP RELATIONSHIP: Rated PG13... coming to theaters right after this sentence ends...

It turns out Hexia and Ryou fell in love. And Amet was jealous. The poor guy! YADAYADAYADA.... BUT THEN HEXIA DUMPED RYOU FOR AMET, AND RYOU WENT NUTS, AND YAMI STARTED MESSING AROUND WITH AMET'S HEAD BY TURNING HEXIA INTO OBJECTS LIKE CLOCKS OR TOOTHPICKS OR LOLLIPOPS, AND THEN HE PERMANENTLY SEALED HER INTO A "MONSTER WORLD" FIGURE, SO AMET GOT REALLY SAD!!! YAMI'S SUCH A MEAN PERSON--I JUST ADORE HIM FOR THAT. CRAZY CYBERUS ROCK!!! ANYWAY, THIS PARAGRAPH IS ALL LONG, AND HAVE YOU NOTICED IT'S PRACTICALLY ALL IN CAPITALS!? YEAH, I WONDER WHY I DID THAT!!! OH YEAH, I'M STILL SCREAMING!!!

YOUNG RAKIKAI'S ATTEMPT: A story of drama, sadness, and little black boxes... Rated PG... coming to theaters at this second.

Time to get to a really JUICY story. WELL, Rakikai, our child version of Yami, joined the family of blood-sucking Amet and our insane thiefy. But it wasn't long before he noticed... "These guys are so messed up. I wish I could help them." So, he made up a plan: PUNISH THESE GUYS LIKE ANIMALS UNTIL THEY AGREE TO EAT HUMAN FOOD!

That was exactly what he did. He tied Amet to the leg of my bureau, and trapped Yami in a little black box (just to let you know, Yami's claustrophobic). He thought this would solve everything. "I'm such a genius. I'll make my family sane!"

But things didn't work that way. Amet started hurting himself, Yami went ABSOLUTELY CRAZY--I mean, he was a little insane before, but now he was super duper nutty--and claimed that, "Monsters come and get me every night. They take more of me every night. Soon there won't be anything left."

Poor Rakikai was so confused. And to make matters worse, "Yami Beku" (who is actually Kendra, the demon of hatred from Celeothea) laughed at Yami as if he were a comedian, and threw quarters at him for being "so funny." Keyki actually started, too, but stopped as soon as he saw that it WAS NOT GOOD.

In the end, Yami and Amet were both freed, and both kept drinking blood. We had to help Yami regain his memory, but it's all good,

A FAMILY THAT JUST DOESN'T WORK WELL: Rated R... coming to theaters NOW!!! RUN AWAY IF YOU'RE SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THE ZASHURURA FAMILY!!!! X_X

Yami never quits. I tell you, he just can't stop causing trouble. After brainwashing his son to become a vampire, killing Amet, and bring Haru back to life just to send him back to the underworld again, I don't know if he'll ever understand the word, "Peace" unless it has one of those little red circles with a line through it over those LOVELY LETTERS. MY STINKING GOSH, YAMI!!! EVER HEARD OF ACTION WITH THAT LINE THINGY CIRCLE WHATEVER THROUGH IT ON THAT WORD!? EEEEH?

Since Amet is dead, Anubis is in custody of Young Rakikai. That's why.

MINOR STUFF:

- I've been writing A TON of short stories. I'll put some up here as soon as I can!

- DN's eyes are now hand-painted. (See the pictures here.)

- ProtoMan's foot fell off again!!! ARRGH!!!!!