I have a ton of news for you! Man, I am so lazy. I update, then I don't do anything for weeks, then I update for three days in a row... I really need to learn how to sit down and TAKE RESPONSIBILITY for my blog! Well, now that I'm finished screaming at myself, let me give you my minimal--yet exciting--personal updates:
Keyki is actually ordering his very own Volks doll! He'll be arriving with mine in six days. I ordered Beku, a genius teenaged scientist with diseases of all kinds. He and Ryou are sure to become good friends; they're both British, intelligent, obsenely polite, and have long white hair. As for Keyki's Cyberu character... I'll tell you more about him later. Now, on with the real news!
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#1: VIRUS TURNED COOLIE: That strange split personality of Hikari no Malik's has become a new coolie friend of mine--and Syphane's. He knows how to duel, does so quite well, and actually managed to beat my Blue Eyes White Dragon deck. Of course, he borrowed Yami's deck, so it didn't really qualify as a win, but--you know. HE is the doll Keyki ordered, and I'm going to hand-paint his eyes for him. His hair is long a black (about down to his knees. Lower?) His eyes are just pools of red... no pupil or iris. And he had Yami's style eyes. I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL HE GETS HERE!
#2: RYOU'S ADVICE COLUMN: A few days ago, Ryou decided that a bunch of his Cyberu brothers are going through a lot of troubles, and might need someone to help them out a little. So, he decided to create an advice column giving people his thoughts on how they should handle certain situations. A publishing company got him out there easily, and he received quite a few letters on his first day. In fact, he got one from Yami!
The note asked Ryou how he could get his family to accept him, how to handle his drinking problem, and much more. Ryou told him to try drug counseling one more time, and that once his drug abuse ceased, his relatives would appreciate him more. Surprisingly, Yami took his hikari's advice, and was put on alcohol-control pills which caused him to throw up, sweat and shiver like mad (to the extent of having to strip down to his underwear and curl up in bed), and sometimes become dilerious.
In the end, Yami couldn't take being without his White Lightning, so he threw away the remainder of his pills, and got back to being a "pick-pocket drunk, and a heart-breaking punk" as illustrated in my poem.
#3: MAJOR "KABOOMBA" DRAMA: Last night was the scariest "Yami night" we've ever had. It started off nicely: Keyki and I had gone downstairs into our "crafting room" to do our own projects. I made a ratty excuse for a robe, Keyki painted a poster for Olurora, and I made a poster for Yami... But, unlike Olurora's, this painting was gruesome and bloody--what my coolie likes!
However, when he caught sight of it, his "bloodthirsty" senses scted up again, and he started acting a little creepy. He didn't kill anyone, but he was scary all the same. Instead of handling the situation calmly, Keyki started scolding me for driving Yami insane, and yelled at my little Rakikai, telling him that loving blood is wrong blablablablabla.
That upset Yami, making him even angrier. AAAAND, when Malik called him a crazy monster, that didn't help much either. In the end, Syphane suggested that we all just relax, have a snack in the kitchen, and forget this ever happened. Keyki thought that was a great idea, and in the beginning, it was. But after we finished eating, the chaos started right up again.
Malik, for some odd reason, wanted to see what it would be like to freeze to death. So, he trapped himself up in the freezer, and poor Yami was forced to listen to him suffer and die. WELL, that got him a little messed up, and he started screaming at Malik, telling him to, "Just die already! Just die!" Eventually, he couldn't take it anymore, and ran off into town. Since I love him SO much, I yanked Malik out of the fridge, and ordered him to stay thawed.
Well, now that Malik was out of the freezer, he was back to being bored, annoying... him... and he started bugging Syphane. Since the Rei-Angel of darkness isn't the type to handle getting ticked off very well, he threatened Malik, saying that if he doesn't stop infuriating him, he'll make "the thief" (who is Yami) pay for his mistake. Malik is a moron. He just kept on going, and soon, Syphane couldn't take it anymore, and burst into town, hurt Yami in some way, and then returned.
It seemed as if nothing was wrong. Syphane and Hikari no Malik's virus (who we will call Komai) were messing around as usual. They actually managed to trick ProtoMan into becoming a Kayon again. Then, everyone discovered the truth. Yami had been injured badly, and when he came back up from town, he was NOT happy with Malik.
He screamed at his brother, spitting out nasty insults, and telling him to just die. In the end, Malik freaked out, torturing Yami until my poor thiefy was actually begging to die. Dark ProtoMan was happy to oblidge. Keyki and I were both crying like babies (so was Yami) over my coolie's wish. He told us he was in so much pain, and that he was going through so much agony, that he'd rather go down right now than have to suffer any longer. So, Dark Proto stabbed him, and he began to die.
Finally, when the time came to say goodbye to our Yami, we embraced, and cried, and blew our noses, and cried some more. But the last thing that coolie said was: "Don't worry, mortals. I will never truly leave you. For I am the darkness, and the darkness never fades away... I love you..." (That last line was intended for me.) Then, he took control of Ryou's body for one last moment with us, and told us to turn on the light. That was the last time we saw him.
Once I recovered from the shock of losing my coolie, I was livid. You know why? Because I knew this was ALL MALIK'S FAULT. I SCREAMED at that brat, commanding him to exchange his soul for Yami's, or have the most horrible fate possible: Stuck with a VERY VERY angry Sunuru for the rest of eternity... living with the possibility of being dismembered at any moment.
Malik chose the first option, and brought Yami back. Keyki and I were overjoyed, and didn't miss Malik one bit. When Keyki asked: "Yami, are you feeling okay?" Rakikai's response was, "Oh, I just died from the sheer intensity of my 'best friend's' torture. How do you think I'm feeling!?" But he was feeling better than he could ever express.
#4: TODAY'S STUFF: Malik, somehow, came back from the Underworld, and begged Yami for forgiveness. No way. That brat was stabbed a hundred times, and locked up in a box, never to escape. All Yami wanted to do was forget about that brat, and banish him from his life forever. I think that'll be no problem at all.
Then, Syphane and Komai tried to tell Hizuyuri (who now loves all of her sons because that witch who made my coolie bow down and stuff was a paid assassin) all about Yami's problems. Yami made up so many lies that they turned into a net that Syphane and Komei couldn't penatrate... even though he confessed in the end anyway.
And last, Yami gave us a very sad speech on how he missed his life as a child, how everything is "pointless", and other random things. At the end of the night, everyone curled up in their own version of a bed, and drifted off to sleep.
MINOR STUFF:
- Bloodbath broke up
- Ryou's voice is changing... O_O
- Dark Necrofear's eyes fell off (I'm planning to hand-paint new ones on.)
BYE!