I'm so sorry for not updating in such a long while. My house didn't have Internet for five days! I have so much news... it's actually going to be impossible to type it all down in under an hour... T-T... Oh well. I have to be responsible! I have to be worthy of owning a blog! WORTHY, I SAY!

Okay, there are--though I've been gone for years--hardly any personal updates on my end. The only really exciting thing that's happened is me being accepted at a new school (that really great one I told you about a while back), and that I'm ordering doll parts for Syphane, the Rei-Angel of darkness. I'm actually going to try to hand-paint his eyes! Down with decals! Oh yeah, and I'm almost done with my Untamed story. Just a couple of chapters to go... I just have to kill two more people. Then I'm done!

Hey world, are you ready for the Cyberus? Are you sure!? Good! You'd better be prepared to read for a loooong time!

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1. THE SHADOW REALM: Believe it or not, the one place that almost no one can stand has become Yami and Ikasu's favorite place to hang out. The two and Dark Necrofear will often use a Sennen Item to take a trip into the darkness and just chat like good friends. However, this place has a "side effect" on the boys; whenever they spend too long a time there, they start acting really creepy. Both get as bloodthirsty as great whites, killing off random forgotten souls, and often scaring the living daylights out of their family--especially little Malik.

Since he's Yami's good friend, he can't stand seeing his friend turn towards the darkness. In fact, the first time he experienced these personality-changes, he ended up being attacked by Ikasu. Believe it or not, Yami managed to come to his senses and beat the BAKOOMBA out of Ikasu before his companion was hurt too badly. After that, there was a lot of going in and out of the Shadow Realm, cardboard ripping, and Yami needing his hair brushed.

At the end of the night, Malik and Yami peacefully dueled together, while Ikasu remained in the Shadow Realm, claiming that it was his "new home".

2. REI-ANGELS: (Note: The partnerships go as follows: Olurora and Keyki, Syphane and me, Murami and Hikari no Malik, little Malik and Duru, Riya and Shynder, Gabriel and Ketzag.)

Finally, after waiting what felt like an eternity, the war of the Rei-Angels started. It happened on the day we lost our Internet connection--and had the most intense storm of the summer. Everything started when Syphane ambushed Murami, causing the earth elemental to become his previous form once more. That made Hikari no Malik, Olurora, and Keyki VERY upset. 

Then, Ketzag and Gabriel got into the fighting spirit, challenging Duru to a battle... and easily beating her. Then the Rei-Angel of wind fought Shynder, whose element is fire. Sadly, he wasn't so lucky this time, and lost. After saying a sad goodbye to Gabriel, he vanished. At the very end, Syphane beat Shynder, and left only he and Olurora to fight for Cyberu domination.

To make a REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long story short, Syphane lost to Olurora, and was sent to the Shadow Realm, never to be free unless his archrival felt like releasing chaos and darkness... which wasn't very likely.

3. DRAMA WITH GABRIEL: Let's face it, Yami and Gabriel have had a rocky relationship from the beginning. Between drinking problems, abuse, and just plain not getting along, this couple's rubber band of love has been stretched to its snapping point... and who better to snap this rubber band than my coolie? You know the answer: NO ONE! ^_^

The R.B.B (RUBBER BAND BREAKING) started when Keyki and I decided we wanted to hold another Cyberu dance. We'd give the girls their makeovers, make the boys look nice, run downstairs into the music room, and turn on that electric piano. Gabriel was excited about the dance, but was still a little shaky from last time (when Yami asked Dark Necrofear out instead of his own wife). The poor thing was heartbroken when she found out Yami didn't want to go with her again.

Luckily, the ball was canceled due to perfume restriction, and Gabriel didn't have to worry about any more disappointments. Or did she? Sadly, she did. Yami was nasty to her throughout the entire night, mocking her and making her feel like trash. He'd often flirt with Dark Necrofear in plain sight, his actions oozing with "I hate you".

Then, Gabriel couldn't take it anymore. She actually killed herself... but then came back to life (of course). However, this new Gabriel wasn't anything like the goofy original. Something about her changed... why did she seem so much more unforgiving? Cruel? Bloodthirsty? Oh well. It could have been just me. ^_^

4. RETURN OF THE SADISTIC SYPHANE: Two nights ago, Keyki and I took a trip to the Shadow Realm, and ended up stumbling upon Syphane. The poor thing was all alone, lying in the darkness. He had longed for me for such a long time, and fell right into my arms the moment he saw me. I know Keyki doesn't like him, but he's such a sweet evil maniac!

ANYWAY, we didn't spend a long time there. In twenty minutes, we bid Syphane goodbye (much to my dismay), and left the Shadow Realm. It was so hard to leave my second coolie behind... he means so much to me. He calls me, "my child". How nice is that!? Man, if I didn't have Yami to come back to, I would stay in the Shadow Realm with the poor guy FOREVER!!! (Notice that I exaggurated.)

A night later, the same thing happened: Keyki and I journeyed into the shadows for a visit with my darling Rei-Angel. This visit, however, was much less pleasant. I ended up finding Syphane on the ground with Shadow Creatures gnawing at his life force instead of peacefully waiting for me. It broke my heart to know that the very monsters he created were turning against him, hoping to take him down.

Bad thing about this visit #2: Keyki wanted to leave REALLY BADLY. Since he's my brother, he threatened to escape to his room if we didn't get out of there, and I didn't want to be alone, I agreed. Once we were back in "our dimension", we created the Duel Monster, Judge Boltenis. He's another Hikari no Malik, only he has a deeper voice. UGGHH.

BUT there's one thing I like about Judge Boltenis, and that is... HE FREED SYPHANE FROM THE SHADOW REALM! Since he took so much pity on my poor, withered coolie, he begged Olurora to set him free. Since Olurora is sooooo loving, he agreed, and now Syphane is here with me, patiently waiting for his new body to eventually arrive. Until then, he'll spend his days in Yami's body.

5. STICKS AND STONES CAN'T BREAK MY BONES, BUT SYPHANE CAN: It turns out that Syphane can use some sort of dark telekinesis to actually crush the bones of Cyberus without even touching them. He gave us an example by killing Dark Necrofear (then bringing her back to life), breaking her leg, and then her arm. Keyki really regrets allowing Olurora to revive the dark elemental. He certainly does earn his title! (And he does so in a vicious way.)

That's about it. Once again, I'm so sorry for not updating when I should have. You can give me a virtual spanking if you want. Bye! 

OW! (You didn't have to hit me that hard... ^_^')