Okay, I have a lot to say. There's just SO MUCH of it... my head is practically imploding. Let's see; where should I begin? Ah, here's a nice place to start. I'm sure all of you wonderful people are wondering WHY I've been putting up ProtoMan pictures? (Two in a row. More to come ^_^.) It's because my COOL, TOTALLY BAKOOMBA, SWISH POW BANG--mom--said that she would like that very much. I never saw her comment, for she accidentally placed it on a poll message board thingy, not my guestbook. OOPS! So, I'm listening to her advice.

Now, I'll move on to some personal updates. There's not much to say, really. I've really gotten into Duel Monsters again, now that my brother is eager to duel. I've already built Yami his very own Occult deck, but since this game is so popular, I also whipped one up for Malik, Saku, and mini Rakikai. They dueled so much today, I can't even count the life points...

That's about it. Oh yeah, and Hannaford popcorn is just as good as Smartfood. I'll admit it!! Now that I'm done with dull old me, let's get on with THE GOOD STUFF!!!!!

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This whole story is about Duel Monsters. No, it's not boring. Trust me. It all began the day after Hinata and Yami began dating. "Matthew" (so called) and Malik had become friends again, and they had started dueling together. This was great for Yami, for Keyki doesn't like dueling with him. He only likes playing Ryou.

But, since Malik holds the Winged Dragon of Ra/Sun Dragon Ra, this friendly game became more serious. Yami, as you know, gets jealous REALLY easily. And people who get as jealous as he does will do practically anything to be as good as the others around them. Malik happened to be a tad better--and that was a problem for our evil coolie.

Yami challenged Malik to a Shadow Game/Yami no Game for Ra. You probably already know that in a Yami no Game, (we're going by the original Japanese names here) the loser has to surrender his soul to the Shadow Realm. Duh! I mean, it's first grade, right!?

Anyhow, Yami won against Malik, and claimed his Rod, and his Ra. Ha! They sound the same!!!  Heh... Well, as I was saying, Yami won. That made mini Rakikai very upset. After all, Malik is his brother. So, he said that he'd give the Sennen (not Millennium) Rod to Yami if he brought Malik back.

Of course, the thief agreed. I mean, his goal is to collect all seven Sennen Items. So Malik was brought back, but stripped of his glory in the process. That made him MAD. Since Ra and his Rod were so special to him, he promised Yami to duel him over and over until he won his things back.

That made Yami the happiest dead tomb robber on the face of this earth! It must have taken thirty duels to win back Ra. Plus, there were all those other attempts at winning the Rod back. But, after a while, Malik retained everything he lost. Yami pouted, but didn't challenge him to another Yami no Game. He was pooped out from the last one.

PEACE WAS THEN RESTORED--for a short time.

Once I built mini Rakikai a deck, I made sure to place Obelisk the Tormentor/God of the Obelisk in his deck. (Malik has Ra, mini Rakikai has Obelisk, and Atem has Slifer the Sky Dragon.) Yami, once again, got mad. So, like before, he challenged M. Rakikai to a Yami no Game, even though he knew that Malik's little bro's dueling skills surpassed that of Ra's owner.

Once again, Yami ended up winning. He grabbed M. Rakikai's Obelisk, and Ring. Poor Malik got so angry. He agreed to surrender his Rod, and Ra to Yami if he would bring his brother back to life. Hey, Yami will do ANYTHING to make Malik look bad. M. Rakikai only ended up spending five minutes in the Shadow Realm.

Now Yami had nearly all three Egyptian God Cards. The last one was owned by Atem, who the poor thing has been having trouble beating for years upon endless years. But he didn't let that phase him. He dueled in yet another Yami no Game--against Atem--and the pharaoh actually ended up losing! He just couldn't stand up to an Egyptian God.

Yami took Slifer, and the Sennen Puzzle. Since Keyki liked Atem so much, though, he brought the king back to life. Besides, he couldn't stop Yami now anyway. The thief's goal had almost been accomplished. But, first, he had one more thing to do.

STORY EXPLANATION:

A long time ago, before this site was created, Yami was banished by Gabriel... Not to the Shadow Realm--to the NetNavi underworld. Atem, being such a nice guy, surrendered five Sennen Items to the darkness to bring Yami back. HOOOOOOORAY!!! But, now only the Ring and Puzzle remained.

After a bit of trading, though, the Rod was brought back. That's how it came here. But all the other Items are still... DOWN THERE.

STORY EXPLANATION: ENDING

So, Yami traded in a few souls, and some other things to regain possession of all seven Sennen Items. Now, he had all the keys he needed to do what he had wanted to do from the beginning: To make sure the destruction of Kul Elna never happened. (Pretty much to save his mother, Hizuyuri, and father, Rakikai Sr.)

HE SUCCEEDED!!! ^_^

Now, Yami's mom and dad are here on earth, happy as ever with their son. Hizuyuri made her son return all the Items and Gods to their owners, however. She scolded him quite a bit!

Well, that's the whole story. Long, eh? Well, DEAL WITH IT. Oh yeah, and Hinata dumped Yami for Malik. What a happy ending. See you later. That's the whole shaboodle of kaboodle.

BYYYEEEEE!!!!! :D!!!