Here are some uber quick updates in bulleted form... because I'm too far behind to spell it all out for you.

• Deidara and Saso are having LOTS of problems. Very intense problems.


• Slurp is currently 14 years old!


• Kimimaro is in very severe condition... Uh oh.


• Katrina is part of the band "Cabbage," and is dating a demon spider bug dude from the Underworld.


• Karura--Gaara's Mom--is now part of Saso and Deidara's family.


• Oh, and Deidara is very jealous of Karura because she's getting all of Saso's attention. Bwaha.


• Jack Dawson is here...


• ...So is Rose, his girlfriend...


• ...But she dumped him.


• Saso killed Itachi.


• We're trying to create Sai.

That's about it. You're officially up to date.

PS: THANK YOU FOR VISITING, JOEL. If you see this page... if you ever read this entry... IMAGINE ME ON MY KNEES, THANKING YOU.

Thanks. Your twisted ideas and high intellect are deeply appreciated!

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BYE YUZ!

Oh, and I'm gonna upload more of my drawings TONIGHT! And I got the scanner working, so they're higher quality! Look out world; there's a new driver on the road! And his name is...

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!