No, I haven't updated in like... forever... but it's 'cause practically nothing has happened. Nothing, dudes. Well, maybe TWO things, but that's it. Thank goodness they're big things. No updates for ME, so let's get to the Cyberus.
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1. YAMI IS FREE
Well, it all started out like a normal freaky, Yami night. My little coolie was acting like a nutjob again. "Turn off the lights. Give me blood. You are my prey..." etc. But, later on, after the everyday beginning, a lot of information was given to Keyki and I.
The evil Yami told us that the "weaker" Yami Bakura is fading away--his good is, rather. Man, this is confusing. Anyway, he explained the whole situation to Keyki in simpler terms. The kid isn't exactly old enough to understand words like "consumption", and "excruciating agony". He said that, "My light is slowly fading away, and soon, your pathetic brother will be no more..."
That was BAAAD news. Plus, to make things even more horrible for Keyki, phony Yami did this countdown thing: "30%... 27%..." with how much light was left in his soul. That was just annoying! I got so scared, and so mad! MAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LITTLE COOLIE!?
Aaaaaanyway... ^_^;, eventually, Yami said that his weakness was light. I don't know how that came up, or why he revealed that to us, but he did. Keyki tried turning on lights all over the place, but--hey--nothing happened. Well, the freak-O snickered like our useless efforts were entertaining, but that was about it. Some reward.
Well, when 10% came up, we were allowed to see the real Yami one last time. Keyki and I both cried. I'll admit it! I LOVE this man, and he really adores me and my bro, so it was really a sorrowful scene. At first, Keyki didn't even want to talk to Yami, but he eventually wrapped his arms around him, and told him how much he loved him. (Ahhh... brotherly love... ^_^)
Then, evil Yami took control. 5%.... OH MAN, THE SUSPENSE WAS UNBEARABLE. But, in the end, we found out that evil Yami didn't mean artificial light, like from a lightbulb. He meant light--as in... love. So, all of the Cyberus, Keyki, and I told Yami how much we loved him. (The real one, mind you.)
When I reminded him of the night when we sang "I got you, babe," together, that sealed it. OUR Yami was free. Wahoooooooo!
2. EVEN MORE NEW PROBLEMS
Have you been wondering why there aren't many Kayons out there anymore? It's because they've all grouped together to form an army! Well, you know how Ryou turned into a Kayon before right? (Not his fault. Yami MADE him.) Well, like MegaMan, this Kayon turned into a split personality. Poor Ryou. One just wasn't enough.
Well, this guy said his name is #206. No, really. He told Gabriel that he would be her boyfriend--yes, she'd be cheating on Yami--if she'd join his master's Kayon army. Gabriel agreed. She became #434, and actually started falling in love with 206.
But, Yami found out, and got pretty mad at Gabriel--er--434, and told her that he loved her since the first day he saw her, and that 206 was only toying with her head so their army would increase in power. Gabriel chose Yami over 206, and explained that she had FAKED becoming a Kayon, and had really remained a Cyberu the whole time. She just wanted to spy on this army, and possibly get some secret information.
206, however, truly loved Gabriel. Heck, he even went through electric shock abuse from his master to save her. Now he's LOYAL LIKE BUGBITES ARE ITCHY. That was NOT as dramatic as I intended, but let's get on with this.
In the end, 206 teamed up with his Cyberu friends, apologizing to every single one. Now, he and Gabriel are still finding a way to destroy this "Master." We have very little info on her. We don't even know what she looks like. But, one thing's for sure, and that's that she's TOUGH. Gabriel battled her before, inflicted serious damage... and "Master" just humphed, and walked away. BAD NEWZ.
Okay, maybe 3. YAMI IS GOING TO DRUG COUNCIELING
I think that's what it's called. He only told Riya, ProtoMan, and me about it. He said that he didn't trust Keyki after being told he was hated so much by him. OUCH! Once again, Keyki got mad, and said that he hated Yami. Once the whole subject was let loose, everyone forgave our coolie. YAY.
Whoa, there are 4?: RIYA HAD A KAYON CONTROLLING HER BRAIN
She started acting weird. We found out that it was an assassin. Her boyfriend went nuts. They made up. Bing boom pow.
Fine, there are 5!: YAMI IS ALIVE NOW
Cool, huh? A new body is coming for him, so we had to bring him back to life. The poor guy! He's so used to crosses being the only things that can hurt him--now he can actually get boo boos! He's also pretty accustomed to never sleeping, so rest is a big issue, too.
Man, this guy loves kids. "Gabriel, I want another child... I love the way they say, 'daddy'!" Sweet, but sick, too. They already have... a million... maybe two million? I've lost track.
I wrote a new poem for ya! No, this person I'm talking about isn't me. This person is a BOY. With white hair. A British accent. And some really cool--ah, never mind! Here's my b-e-a-utiful poetry:
Yami, you little devil. ^_~.