Don't ask why Raseleane is the picture of the day. I just don't feel like thumbing through pictures right now. SHEESH! You don't need to accuse me all the time! DEFENSIVE!? I'm not defensive! Don't call me defensive, 'cause I'm NOT defensive!

Come on, people, I'm kidding.

On a serious note, I'm leaving today. I'm not sure when I'll be able to update again, so enjoy the site improvements I've given you. Check here to see what they are. Ready to move on to the Cyberus? Of course you are. Who wants to hear about my life? ... ???

I'M NOT IMPLYING ANYTHING!! Defensive!? I'm not--

Forget it. ^_^

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Last night was a sad one. I think Haku is regretting her decision about ditching Yami for Sasori; maybe dating a puppet isn't the best way to go. Nothing against Sasori... Yami's just more interesting. He's a pick-pocket heart-stealing bloodthirsty psycho... And Sasori's a puppet.

"I'm not a puppet! I'm a real boy!" No, no... Kidding again.

So, Yami came to visit the Akatsuki last night. He wanted to say his final goodbyes to Haku, meet her new children (Yes, Sasori and Haku had children), etc. However, instead of being a simple, "Goodbye, lovie. I'll miss you" kind of thing, Kimimaro ended up making it into a "YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND" kind of thing. Here's how it happened:

For some reason, Yami called Kimimaro a freak. Maybe it was because he was upset at the time... WHO KNOWS. The point is, Kimimaro said, "You're not the one to talk. You should take a look in the mirror, Rakikai."

Poor Yami got really mad and said, "It's not my fault I'm like this. I didn't CHOOSE to end up this way." I mean, really. Yami's always been the victim from my point of view!!!

Kimimaro could have stopped there, but he didn't!! He started preaching to Yami about how he could have moved away from Kul Elna and his family would have been fine, blah, blah, blah. Yami tried to explain that he was only SIX YEARS OLD at the time, but Kimimaro still didn't listen! The dude actually INSULTED Yami's family, calling them LAZY!!!

YA KNOW WHAT!? The people of Kul Elna are NOT lazy! They were forced to work their butts off for the pharaoh, building monuments and such!! They couldn't tend to their garden because they were always away working; therefore, they ran out of food. Yami had to steal items because he had no way of earning money at six years old. COME ON, Kimimaro! Where are you getting this krunk from!?

MY COOLIE WAS SO SAD. He wanted to scream at Kimimaro, but he was too choked up from losing Haku. Instead, he simply stood there all alone, sad as can be. Haku didn't even try to HELP HIM.

After he said, "Goodbye, Haku. I love you, and I'll miss you," he went home with Oscillo, and spent the whole night drowing in whiskey. I'll scream it again: POOOOR GUUUYYY!

In other news, Slurp takes after his dad when it comes to punkishness! Last night, he acted like such a jerk--even Kimimaro didn't want to be around him. So, he aged himself up to 20 years old, and, without telling her, started pulling the old romantic trick on his mother.

I guess he got some kind of sick pleasure from freaking her out.

"SLURP, IS THAT YOU!?"

Yes it was. Thank goodness Slurp didn't let her get too smooch addicted. He's still 20 years old now; I don't think he'll be aging back down anytime soon. Who knows? I may be wrong. But I bet Haku feels quite embarrassed, and REALLY regretful about dumping her Rakikai.

You'll hear more news in the next post. For now, though, that's about it.

BYE YUZ.

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PS: I didn't note that Haku turned into a girl on her Dictionary page. I thought that might mess up the official Naruto information a bit too much. So, just remember that Haku is a GIRL now. Okay? COMPRENDO? Alrighty.

I'll see you in a few weeks or so! ^_^

Your buddy,

Sunuru!!