Boy. It's been so long since I've talked to you people... Luckily, nothing extremely new has happened. Only two hugemungous things seem to pop out at me.
#1: Haku has turned into a woman. I bought him a lovely new body, and now he's officially GIRLIFIED. Sadly, my camera broke, so I can't post new pictures on the site! WAAAAH!! Hopefully, I'll find some way to get her up here. But until then, you'll have to be patient.
Anyhooz, Haku and Yami got married and had eight kids:
- Lilly - She was born freakishly perfect, but ended up transforming into a demon.
- Artemis - Lilly's twin brother. Same idea with transforming into a demon.
- Oscillo - A deformed, mentally disabled little boy who's obsessed with Yami.
- Pelickina - A girl who's half pellican.
- Flora - Just a simple bald-headed young lady who wants more than anything to be normal.
- Fauna - Flora's twin brother; he's constantly sleeping. However, he can function just like any awake person can.
- Slurp - He's got tongues all over him. Weird but true. He's actually a pretty nice kid.
- Spot - A girl who can't speak. All she does is staaaare at you. But she's cute... ^_^
Yes, it's a big, happy family.
#2: The Akatsuki is the new Kayon army! It's popular like the dickins! And it's all because of these three weirdos: SASORI, DEIDARA, AND KIMIMARO! They're so cool.
Now let's get to the part where the ever-growing Zashurura family blends with the Akatsuki.
SLURP... Slurp really looked up to Kimimaro, and wanted to join the Akatsuki to impress him. At first, Kimimaro said, "No. It's far too difficult for someone like you to become a ninja--let alone join the Akatsuki."
But Slurp managed to train hard enough to join. Now, Kimimaro treats him like a baby brother, and the two of them are inseperable. Sadly, Kimimaro has a deadly disease and might not last too much longer.
And Slurp wasn't the only kid who wanted ninja training. Pelickina did, too! So Deidara adopted her, put mouths on her hands, and taught her what art "really is." (Explosives.) Oh boy...
Finally, Haku fell in love with Sasori! Poor Sasori was so confused when Haku started smooching him, but everything turned out okay. The two fell in love, and Yami was officially ditched this morning. That means HAKU is also part of the Akatsuki. Whoa.
Plus, all of their other kids are... kinda. Except Oscillo, who refused to live with the Akatsuki.
Welp. That's it-OMATIC.
OTHER NEWZ THAT ISN'T AS HUGE:
- I don't know if I already told you, but the Kayons have a new master. He's sick with a deadly disease (like Kimimaro, only a billion times worse), and is on his death bed. But he's strong--and a great character.
- Sasori is so wonderful...
- Gaara has a new girlfriend!
- Iron Man is a boring movie.
- I GOT AN IPOD!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!!!??
PS: I accidentally made a mistake. The Naruto manga says that Orochimaru is NOT the leader of the Akatsuki, but I'm just saying he is. WHAT--is there something wrong with being a little creative!!?? SHEESH!!!
BYE YUZ.
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