Why the klamonium did I put Gaara up there? He practically doesn't even exist anymore.

I had the freakiest dream last night! My dog was drowning, I had my own boat, there was a zombie trying to kill me... HOLY COW. No wonder I'm a little tired this morning. Sheesh!!

Anyway, I ordered the supplies for rooting Jewel's hair. They should be here in a week. I am SO EXCITED. I know I can do this; it looks so easy! Just root, glue, and style. KA-BING! Sadly, I didn't have enough money to make Gaara's mother a body (I think I'll make Malik instead of her, anyway). Oh, speaking of Gaara's mom...



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Everyone knows how Gaara's mom is Dolor's daughter, right? Well, last night, Dolor, Aru, and Ellie decided to annoy Gaara's mom for fun. They kept insulting her until she cried (and the people down in town thought ANOTHER car alarm was going off.)

So, thinking she was hated, Gaara's mom told Dolor that she didn't need him, and that she was going to be faithful to Benevalo. That got Dolor REALLY mad. He attacked Gaara's mother, hurting her BIG TIME... At least thought he was hurting her big time. In reality, Benevalo was PROTECTING her!! Can you hear the spirits singing?

That made Aru start thinking. He knew that Dolor cared for Elenore more than him; he thought being faithful to Benevalo sounded pretty good. I mean, it's a one-way ticket to Cyberu Heaven, and his daddy was on the "side of light", too. What did he have to lose?

HERE'S THE ANSWER: HIS HEAD!!!!!

He stayed with Dolor. After all, he didn't want to be headless.

And we found out that Dolor created Celestius Aruvas because he was bored one day and wanted to try making something less demonic.

The end.

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Not really!!! Yami has a pinch of news, too!!! Last night, he went through one of his crazy spells (at least, crazier-than-usual spells). He hated being a human, so he tried to alter his body until he was no longer human anymore. Sadly, it didn't work. Poor guy. But here's a quote controdicting that last sentence: "I feel that there is a point one reaches when he loses his humanity. You have reached that point, [father.] And I'm getting pretty close."

MINOR STUFF:

• Dolor is in love with Elenore.
  
  
• Dolor used to be human!!!
  
  
• Dolor (again) probably has the exact same past as Yami.
  
  
• He really does love Yami. And YAMI IS SO HAPPY. It's adorable; my little thiefy is so lonely, and Dolor loves him so much!
  
  
• I have a new fake curse word. My first was krunk. My second was klamoney. My latest is Chankake.

SEE YOU LATER!

BYE YUZ.

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PS: I have a song for you. I don't know if it'll work, but I've got nothing to lose. If it DOES work, it's Evanescence: Sweet Sacrifice. That song reminds me so much of Ryou and Yami!! (If this works, you'll be hearing much more "blog music.")