"You're a steekin beekin!"
"Hahahahaha *HOIK* ha..."
"Haaiku, we're in a jet plane, and you're about to jump out the window without a parachute! Bye-bye now!"
"Go pharaoh! I know you can win! I believe in you! Win, my honarable pharaoh--AND DIE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!!"
"I only abuse him because I love him."
"HOW STINKIN' SWEET! My worst enemy is APOLOGIZING! I wish I had a camera with me."
"What's a cell phone? Don't ask me."
"Zoiks! Keep that blasted thing away from me."
"Lad... Ladder! HAHA!! You're a ladder!"
"I would help you if I could, but I need my rest. Being absolutely perfect 24-7 is exhausting work."
"I'm not crazy! I'm a maniac, you fools!"
"Lullaby... and goodnight... go to sleep little IDIOTS..."
"I don't care if I'm in court, I'm thirsty!! I want something yummy!! GET ME SOMETHING YUMMY!!"
"I'm drunk--I mean Yami Bakura!"
"Do I have to... touch Ryou? I think I might get some sort of disease from just going near him."
"Oh NOOOO!! We share the same body!!"
"I shot the pharaoh... but I didn't leave his money..."
"Congratulations! You just won a trip to the Shadow Realm."
"Roya's a boy-a and Riya's a she-a."
"I love what I am..."
"I am the Darkness! And the Darkness will never disappear!"
"*Hic*."
"You cannot tame shadows."
"Ashuri... help me... It hurts..."
"You think I'm crazy!!"
"I'll be John. Does he get to beat up Scout? No? Then forget it."
"PPPTH! Wait... do I spit in his face yet?"
"Take it easy there, man. You're freaking out!"
"My drool feels like caramel again."
"Is it time to have the Detrol descussion with your doctor?"
"Aww... Dartz... were those mermaids your cousins?"
"I want someone to play with meeeeee!"
"Tell me I'm gorgeous or I'll kill you."
"If you accidentally die, please contact your doctor."
"Elenore, my love..."
"WAHAHAHA!!! I don't even know why I was even laughing."
"NEVER insult my mother."
"I hate you because you're sweet and kind. Because you can do nothing wrong and love everyone. I hate you, Amet. So stop trying to live in a fantasy world where there are no flaws."
"Floor tile... AHAHAHAHA!!!"
"She's miiiine... All mine. And I'm not going to share her. No I'm not... Hehehehe..."
"I'm bored. I'm gonna go commit suicide. Wanna come?"
"There and back agaaaaain!"
"Heavy metal is beautiful."
"Everybody's special. I'm just more special than everybody."
"I know what carples are! And what the radical radius is! And don't get me started on the clavicle."
"I want it, so GIVE IT TO ME."