What I think of my fools--er--family
I insult them, poke them, annoy them, and hurt them. How could you even imagine me loving them? Just like ProtoMan, I hate the pathetic fools that call themselves my family. Oh Ra, if I were truly related to them, I'd have to carry a toilet on my back like a backpack--you know, for when I think about the fact and feel the urge to throw up. Heh, heh, heh. Anyway, I'm not technically related to them, so I'm a happy evil spirit... but there are always those pain-in-the-butt Cyberus. Whatever.
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ProtoMan: I love to make him angry... BWA-HAHAHAHA!! When I spray cold water at him--that's priceless.

MegaMan: Give me a break. He's the definition of stupid.

Haaiku: "Akora? Akora. Akora Akora Akora..." He calls me "Akora"!! He asks me obvious questions, and leans on me, and calls me his brother and hugs me and OH RA, HELP ME.

Ryou: He's my pincushion.

Sunuru: ... I
like her... a little... uh... a lot... I guess... I RESPECT her... a lot...

Keyki: Uh... he's OKAY. Nice lad. OKAY lad... Oh Ra...

Kilk: "DOOD." What is a dood?

Kehl: He thinks he's a genius, and I hate him. What's more to say?

Gaara, Gaara, Gaara, Gaara, Gaara, and Gaara: Fed em' all to Diabound before. They were yummy.

Daycee: She yells at me when I purposely wreck a movie, and I adore that reaction. "Yami Bakura, you're being a bad boy!"

Atem: I'll rip his hair out, and snap him in half.

Saku: Ahhhh.... who cares?

Riya: MWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *hoik* HA!! OH MY ZORC NECROPHADES!!! HAHA *hoik* HA!

Roya: He's halfway dead.

Elvion: Will he ever stop yapping about plants?

Zuko, Zavix, and Zavion: Three pains in the butt.

Kelph: What a *beep*. Did I say that word?

Yugi: Worthless. He's just so worthless.

Okay, maybe I l... lo... lov... looovveeee.... love... Sunuru and her brother...

And maybe I CARE for Haaiku a LITTLE.

And maybe Ryou isn't SO bad.

And maybe Atem... I HATE HIM ANYWAY!!

Maybe... Maybe ProtoMan and I are more alike than I think.

Even though he's one half Texan.

And maybe I feel as if Sunuru were my very own d...

And Keyki was my very own s...

Ah, who cares what I think, anyway?

After all, I AM a monster, right?

That's what you call me.

I'm a monster.

But I still love them.

A little...
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