I'm a heart-breaking punk.
I'm a bloodthirsty jerk.
I can steal--why should I work?
I'm a gambler who cheats.
I'll chomp on those bloody meats.
I'm a ladies' man and love to flirt.
I wear my trench coat, but never my shirt.
I can shout every curse in the book.
Girls in bikinis? Trust me, I'll look.
The sheath on my belt holds a throwing knife.
Yes, I'll kiss you, but I won't tell my wife.
I'm not as bad as I may seem; won't you come home with me?
We'll sneak in through the back door... my wife will never see.